Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-06-28 at 12:03 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   That feeling when I'm stimed up and having a bunch of great thoughts and ideas, opening tabs left and right for each thing so I don't forget it. That's a good feeling.
   
   
   
   Good idea, sent you your new pass count

   
   This made me lol. I thought it was the obvious answer to check his IP and that you probably couldn't do it for whatever reason. I honestly had no clue.
   
   10/10 would ask questions again.
2. 2015-06-27 at 7:41 PM UTC in What are you reading?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   §m£ÂgØL, how'd hitchhiking change your reception of On the Road?

   
   I don't know, when the author talks about the fun times, the rush and thrill of it all, I can remember that tingly sensation in my hands. When he talks about the shit times, the feeling alone, it's kind of brushed over- but I remember those times too. I remember them well. Hitchhiking is like a rollercoaster, there are highs and lows and taking a ride definitely isn't for everybody. A lot of the romance of hitchhiking has been lost on me after experiencing the utter lows of being lost and trapped and wondering why the fuck you got yourself into that mess.
   
   But at the same time, the highs are really, really fucking high.
3. 2015-06-27 at 7:31 PM UTC in What's your opinion on anal?
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   I've got a different perspective than most. I enjoy having dick up my ass, but I wouldn't enjoy fucking somebody in the ass because asses are gross. If somebody wants to dirty up their dick in my ass that's all fine by me, I love the stimulation, assuming my other end is getting it's fun too. I really have no interest in sticking anything in other people's poopers though. I'd probably wear a condom if I did and then scrub my dick with a metal brush in the shower.
   
   I cannot imagine rimjobs. Giving one anyway. Fuck that.
4. 2015-06-27 at 7:28 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Can't you check his IP?
5. 2015-06-27 at 5:07 PM UTC in What's your opinion on anal?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Every girl I've ever been with I've talked into anal, I have some kind of obsession with buttsex. At first we have normal people sex and then when fucking them from behind I get really turned on looking at their butthole so I will spread their ass and play with it, which they become more curious about. Then I give them ass massages every night and keep playing with their butt a while longer and before I know it they are begging me to rub their ass, spank them, stick my fingers in, rub my dick against the hole. Eventually I end up shoving my tongue in there and licking and biting their butts, sticking my dick in there until they become anal loving sluts.
   
   They get pretty into it to so they keep pretty clean back there and only will do anal stuff when they know they are clean, sometimes the girl is just too horny and you take a chance and nasty things can happen but it's not as gross as you think it would be. I've never had shit on my dick before and I've stuck it in girls poopers many times without them anal douching beforehand, maybe I'm just lucky.
   
   I turn sweet normal girls into hedonistic drug abusing sex addicts.
   
6. 2015-06-27 at 4:56 PM UTC in Where do you stand on the Palestinian Israeli confict?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just drop a nuke on Tel Aviv and this "jedi vs Arab" problem goes away. They are both in the wrong for existing.
7. 2015-06-27 at 3:29 PM UTC in smoking crack
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   2 grams barely lasts friday to sunday night so $20 worth might be good for like a single hoot.
8. 2015-06-27 at 2:57 PM UTC in smoking crack
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Can't imagine smoking crack from a lightbulb, I think it needs direct heat. A $20 should be about two good hits, duration of each depends on user but I wouldn't expect a 20 to last longer than like 30-40 minutes if that.
9. 2015-06-27 at 12:27 PM UTC in I like it here
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hey Chronic, who are you?
10. 2015-06-27 at 12:19 PM UTC in I want to learn how to fuck bicycles
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    I get that this is the dickheads forum, wasn't sure if this would be a better fit in DIY or here, but what the hell.
    Anyway, neither my ten-speed or my BMX are fuckable at the moment and I've realized that I've got very little clue how to fuck either one. So I want to learn how to fuck my bikes.
    
    I'll obviously need some tools, and while I've got a some wrenches and condoms in both jumbo and standard sizes, I'm sure there are certain specialty tools that make pounding on bikes a lot easier.
    
    Also, any good recommendations of learning resources? Bike porn or magazines, YouTube channels, websites, etc?
    
    
11. 2015-06-27 at 11:57 AM UTC in Idiosyncrasy and his hypocrisy about the Totse Spirit
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You guys can say what you want about Idio and you guys can cry and beat against the walls like some spoiled kid and make it out to be everyone's fault but your own but in the end, it IS your fault. It's been your fault 3 times in a row. Are we gonna make it a fourth? Let's wait and see! Part of the reason why I keep coming back here is I like to sometimes watch you guys. Just watch. It's just so fascinating, you know? Like watching a bridge crumble slowly more and more.
    
    Idio was one of the NICEST people I've ever met. If you guys drove him away, that was YOUR doing. And you can complain about him not having thick enough skin or not protecting his PI or whatever the hell you guys want. You guys just want the most perfect and exact admin though. And if he doesn't meet your specifications in any way, you guys just toss him aside and whine non-stop until another brave soul comes to you, thinking he's got it this time. It's also pretty insulting to Idio too when you consider that he had a family and good job going. He didn't have to waste his time on you guys. He didn't have to break away from Sanctuary and put his time, money, and resources into RDFRN. But he did. For you guys. And you guys just… That just wasn't good enough I guess. And it's not just the admins that suffer. The actually good community members are suffering too if they haven't already LEFT your crap behind for better waters. They're all just slowly leaving. Why? Because they're tired of it all. (not including outside problems, of course, like jail time)
    
    But hey, I know what you guys are gonna do. You're gonna laugh at this post. Mock it. Debase it. I don't care. I liked writing it. And also, maybe, just MAYBE, some of you will actually listen before Lanny puts a bullet in his brain next because of your stupid crap.

    You guys can say what you want about Idio and you guys can cry and beat against the walls like some spoiled kid and make it out to be everyone's fault but your own but in the end, it IS your fault. It's been your fault 3 times in a row.

    
    I dunno, man. Maybe it was your fault that one time (twice) where you got your asshole trolled by your SUPER NICE buddies who ended up betraying you to appeal to the cool kids? Maybe.
    
    

    Let's wait and see! Part of the reason why I keep coming back here is I like to sometimes watch you guys. Just watch. It's just so fascinating, you know? Like watching a bridge crumble slowly more and more.

    
    It's probably like seeing you go in all in autism mode where you rock back and forth, tug your earlobes and make screeching sounds.
    
    This is where he starts projecting like crazy, fantasizing about what a tragic hero he is.
    
    

    You guys just want the most perfect and exact admin though. And if he doesn't meet your specifications in any way, you guys just toss him aside and whine non-stop until another brave soul comes to you, thinking he's got it this time.

    
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......
    
    

    He didn't have to waste his time on you guys. He didn't have to break away from Sanctuary and put his time, money, and resources into RDFRN. But he did. For you guys.

    
    No, he actually did it to get away from your incomptent mongo ass. He never respected you, just like the rest of us. He just didn't have enough spine to tell it to your face.
    
    

    And also, maybe, just MAYBE, some of you will actually listen before Lanny puts a bullet in his brain next because of your stupid crap.

    
    Nobody has to listen to you, faggot. Lanny is cool and has nothing to worry. We don't hate "admins" (as if you were special kind of creatures) on principal. You and Idio just got what you deserved. Simple.
    
    

    But hey, I know what you guys are gonna do. You're gonna laugh at this post. Mock it. Debase it. [size=150]I don't care. I liked writing it.[/size]

    
    And that's all that matters, Arnie. Now go and kill yourself.
12. 2015-06-27 at 11:26 AM UTC in Something's wrong
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    When I'm logged in with my PS4. On my phone it seems to work.
13. 2015-06-27 at 11:24 AM UTC in Something's wrong
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    Yea, hahaha. Thanks. Oh, man.
    
    The "Today's Psts" feature doesn't work at all for me.
14. 2015-06-27 at 10:56 AM UTC in Moving to different forum software
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'd welcome a downgrade to 4 a lot. I don''t know how hard it is to fix this shit, though.
15. 2015-06-27 at 10:53 AM UTC in Something's wrong
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I just read the funniest Arnox post while taking a shit and now I want to make fun of it but I can't find it. This forum is weird.
    
    
16. 2015-06-27 at 9:01 AM UTC in Tree Thread
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It's 4am and you've all made me hungry
17. 2015-06-27 at 9 AM UTC in Do you think Sploo's parents considered abortion?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What would you do with my timeline, malice? I'd make you have an insatiable urge to kill. That'd be a fun watch.
18. 2015-06-27 at 8:58 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    One of the greatest joys in life is having experiences people call bullshit on, my god does it make me laugh. I could do nothing short of post a porn video before you guys would believe me. Maybe we will.
19. 2015-06-27 at 8:55 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Well, it did happen. Her husband rammed me from behind as I fucked her, at times our rhythm was like a hillbilly pendulum. It was hard deciding on what I wanted more, to push back against his cock or to plunge into her depths. Decisions, decisions. Anal sex really hurts at first without generating lubrication and massaging. She once fingered my asshole while sucking me off, with gloves on. I don't blame her on the gloves, my asshole is nasty.
20. 2015-06-27 at 8:08 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I bet §m£ÂgØL is going hitching to get gay married to hydro's husband

    Oh the stories I have. Would you believe me if I said he fucked me in the ass or would you think I was trolling?