Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-06-27 at 6:52 AM UTC in Do you think Sploo's parents considered abortion?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   He needs to move away from his parents and do his own thing.
2. 2015-06-27 at 6:48 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   I bet §m£ÂgØL is going hitching to get gay married to hydro's husband
3. 2015-06-27 at 6:46 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   This thread needs piss balloons

   Im collecting all the piss jugs around the park
4. 2015-06-27 at 4:58 AM UTC in What's your favorite 40 oz?
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   bitches don't know shit about my Big Bear.
   
   
   
   real compton blood space niggas drink OE.
   
5. 2015-06-27 at 4:54 AM UTC in anybody have a fake facebook account i can use?
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   I could have made one to message a girl to do molly with and probably eat her ass out and snort lines off her tits tonight but I'm literally too lazy to go through with the effort of registering a facebook account.
6. 2015-06-27 at 4:50 AM UTC in Tree Thread
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   Those are crappy trees, especially if they are black walnuts - fucking garbage all over the yard. If I had one, I'd cut that messy fucker down.

   
   It's definitely an English walnut tree. I don't mind the crap on the lawn. At the same time every year my lawn is just plums and walnuts and everyone in the neighborhood knocks on my door and asks to take a bunch home, people even bring ladders over.
   
   
   
   

   OP you should try making candied walnuts while they're still young/unripe. My favorite sweet Armenian delicacy.
   
   

   
   I can do that with those green pods in growth on the tree?. I'll do some research. I just wait for the green spiky things to fall on the ground and open them all up and roast all the walnuts on top of a wood stove. They are good with ice cream.
7. 2015-06-27 at 4:06 AM UTC in What are you reading?
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   I'm currently reading "On the road" by Jack Kerouac. I've been taking my time with it, reading in 30 page intervals. It's good, but I feel I really need a taste for travel and adventure before I read it or I don't really appreciate the attitude of the book. Wish I read it before I went hitchhiking.
8. 2015-06-27 at 3:59 AM UTC in Do you think Sploo's parents considered abortion?
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   I've actually considered getting sploo aborted myself. It's a lot of paperwork though.
9. 2015-06-27 at 3:56 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Crises averted!
10. 2015-06-27 at 2:48 AM UTC in I literally found a crack dealer
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    Hook me up with his number so I crank call him LEL.
    
    Also no supplements or syncans will affect the high, you can smoke a chunk a chunk the size of your pinky nail and you'll be fucking toooooooooted high as fucking hell for like a half hour then it's gone and you have more and it's like FUCK IT go again. Crack + Meth would be fun but they both smoke at different temps I think.
11. 2015-06-27 at 2:46 AM UTC in is homosexuality a sin?
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    No but it's pretty gay.
12. 2015-06-27 at 2:23 AM UTC in Whats with all the fireworks tonight
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    are they celebrating that gay marriage shit ?
13. 2015-06-27 at 1:23 AM UTC in Tree Thread
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    I go outside, I have trees!
    
    Not exactly a cool tree but the vultures in it are cool!
    
    
    
    Mexicoooo
    
    
    Mexicooooooooooo
    
14. 2015-06-26 at 11 PM UTC in Posts that quote me don't get updated to New Posts
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    I've noticed that there is a function to sort the topics but "by latest update" doesn't work.
15. 2015-06-26 at 10:58 PM UTC in I can't change my avatar
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    No, I can't do that with my browser believe it or not. I will try it with my phone later.
16. 2015-06-26 at 10:52 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Where are you going? You seem bored and completely lost in life. Like, when you finally decide to start on the path to independence and adulthood, will it be too late?

    
    Anywhere. To see my child probably at some point. I'm not thinking of leaving because I want to go hitchhiking again, I assure you.
17. 2015-06-26 at 10:51 PM UTC in Posts that quote me don't get updated to New Posts
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    They stay down the line for whatever reason.
18. 2015-06-26 at 10:39 PM UTC in What's for Dinner?
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    I got a crate of cherries from my neighbor so cherries. A whole shitload.
19. 2015-06-26 at 10:36 PM UTC in I can't change my avatar
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    I get an error that it's not a valid image file or just "Error" but I've already been at the resize part.
    
    Help?
20. 2015-06-26 at 9:55 PM UTC in I've never banged a chick without a rubber.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I've done it both ways countless times. I've never had an unwanted child or anything of the sort. Why should you use condoms though? The very first time I had sex was with a childhood female friend I'd known my entire life, I think we were about 15 at the time. Anyways we just bare backed it and I soon told her I wasn't going to be her boyfriend so she comes up with the "omg I'm pregnant" thing, I guess to scare me into dating her or whatever…it was stupid and failed miserably but my point is if I had just taken the 3 seconds to slide a rubber on I could've saved myself months of agony.

    
    Maybe your sperm is impotent.
    
    I happened to lose my virginity on the wrongest day of the month.