Do you think Sploo's parents considered abortion?

1. 2015-06-27 at 3:57 AM UTC

   #1
   Chronic Yung Blood
   Before or after he was born.
2. 2015-06-27 at 3:59 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've actually considered getting sploo aborted myself. It's a lot of paperwork though.
3. 2015-06-27 at 5:08 AM UTC

   #3
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   I think they actually tried to abort him but the little fucker kept dodging the coat hanger
4. 2015-06-27 at 5:13 AM UTC

   #4
   Chronic Yung Blood

   I think they actually tried to abort him but the little fucker kept dodging the coat hanger

   
   
   Smoking spice in the womb saved Schplew's life.
5. 2015-06-27 at 5:19 AM UTC

   #5
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You jealous?
6. 2015-06-27 at 5:27 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Shodan Yung Blood
   Yes, in fact, his parent's actually tried to abort him recently. The whole event can be seen documented here.
   
   
7. 2015-06-27 at 6:37 AM UTC

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   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Yesterday I watched sploo for 15 minutes and all he did was brush his hair and smoke pot, he's a ghetto princess.
8. 2015-06-27 at 6:52 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   He needs to move away from his parents and do his own thing.
9. 2015-06-27 at 8:18 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   I've considered having sploo anti-aborted. Which is like, having his clone born or something. I guess.
10. 2015-06-27 at 8:31 AM UTC

    #10
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Imagine if sploo had an identical twin, what two of them combined could accomplish, the mayhem they could unleash.
    
    ...
    
    My god I wish we could peek into alternate timelines. What endless entertainment of the highest order that would provide.
11. 2015-06-27 at 9 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What would you do with my timeline, malice? I'd make you have an insatiable urge to kill. That'd be a fun watch.
12. 2015-06-27 at 9:18 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I think Sploo was actually some sorta government experiment who was granted internet access to learn but he found zoklet instead and his development stalled, the reason the sites have been going down are to put him back on the path to global annihilation.
13. 2015-06-27 at 9:20 AM UTC

    #13
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Very good choice, §m£ÂgØL.
    
    I'm not sure what I would do with you. You know, this could be the basis for a very fun game in a new thread. Maybe random incidences of explosive diarrhea for a cheap laugh.
14. 2015-06-27 at 4:16 PM UTC

    #14
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Sploo was going to move into the spare room of my house....until he started asking about my daughter......little fucker
15. 2015-06-27 at 6:18 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Yesterday I watched sploo for 15 minutes and all he did was brush his hair and smoke pot, he's a ghetto princess.

    
    
    Sploo is hood rich.
16. 2015-06-27 at 6:21 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Sploo was going to move into the spare room of my house….until he started asking about my daughter……little fucker

    
    
    How old is your daughter anyway Mike? Just curious.
17. 2015-06-28 at 3:40 AM UTC

    #17
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    High school aged
    
    I got two kids, though, my son is in college
18. 2015-06-28 at 5:08 AM UTC

    #18
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    High school aged
    
    I got two kids, though, my son is in college

    
    I see. Didn't realize you were that old, lol no offense.
19. 2015-06-28 at 7:25 AM UTC

    #19
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I still got a couple years left until I hit 40.
    
    I am also pretty immature (no big secret), I always hung around younger people, I even look 10 years younger than I really am.
20. 2015-06-28 at 5:59 PM UTC

    #20
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Someone tell sploo to join NIS.