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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. Let's talk about incompetence. You were at the helm when Zoklet took a lit stick up the ass.
    It was called Zoklet not Psychomantislet you incompetent lout.
  2. Good god humans are hideous creatures.
    Only if you look in the mirror in your case.
  3. …but I'm just left with a sour taste in my mouth.
    That is just the taste of the dick you sucked for breakfast money. Go brush your teeth and everthing will ok.
  4. ​In that case I'd need three arms. To type, pat myself on the back, and masturbate, all at the same time.
    With you patting yourself on the back is masturbation. Just like sex it's the closet thing to praise you're ever going to get.
  5. With jedis, their involvement with anything nefarious is always far more extensive than anyone is willing to admit.
    Ok I get it. I thought you had real information. This is just another useless opinion.
  6. sploo, I am in need of some photographs. Can you take some photographs for me?
  7. lol, autism

    You do seem quite affluent, and at such a young age as well. Your trajectory is truly something to be proud of and you know you're at least significantly above average, despite any insecurities, which we all have.

    And you do happen to be male as well, in one of the most male dominated sectors as well.
    N'aww, malice has a crush on Lanny. Seriously though, just suck his dick already.
  8. *you're dumb*
    *no, you*
    *yeah yeah, nice one, dummy*
    *you don't even know me*
    *I know you're dumb*
    *pffft, as if*
    *man come one say something funny*
    *don't bait me*
    *you can't, can you?*
    *I'm not playing your game*
    *I won the game long ago, you're pathetic*
    *you think you won but you actually lost*
    *nobody likes you*
    *well, everybody hates you*
    *I can kill your family if I want*
    *you couldn't kill a fly*
    *I just did*
    *prove it*
    *I don't have to prove anything*
    *sandpaper*
    *turnip truck*
    *get rekt*
    *get fukd*
    *I'm embarrassed for you*
    *remind me to give a shit*
    *oh but you do you replied*
    *I'm playing like you a fiddle*
    *you couldn't play the fiddle if your life depended on it*
    *I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast*
    *YOUR MOM!*

    Would thank
  9. So good old, RJ Reynolds produced a product called Revo Unconventional Cigarettes. Its actually an old idea. Rather than combustion being the source of your tobacco enjoyment, the Revo has a small heat element on the end, I imagine its simply some sort of coal for heating. The tobacco is between the heat element and the enhancement. Regularly one would put their lighter to the small coal at the end and puff a bit to get it going. Then when it is "lit" the sucking action of the user draws heat into the tube to be essentially vaporized and "smoked". This results in an ashless cigarette. It really is quite odd because you end up holding a full length cigarette when you finish your smoke. In all honestly the thing tastes like shit and is somewhat annoying to get used to so I dont think I will be picking them up for my tobacco smoking pleasure. If you cut one of these open you will find rather than normal cigarette paper the inside of the cigarette seems to be lined with some sort of metallic foil which would facilitate the heating and vaporization.

    But I thought this presented some interesting options. For starters tonight I attempted a vaporization of THC.

    The Procedure:
    I took the cigarette and cut a one inch incision starting just before the heat element straight towards the enhancement, it is crucial you keep the heat element intact during the procedure. I opened up the incision which actually ended up looking a bit like a vagina, you know with the flaps on each side and a dark hole going into an abysmal nothingness. Using a small knife I separated the tobacco as would the Great jedi Moses the Red Sea. I then took a very small amount of marijuana (this amount was much less than .05 grams. It was the shake left in the bottom of a bag which amounts to very little material) and stuffed it inside. I made sure to keep both the tobacco and marijuana under the foil not allowing it to spill into the space between the foil lining and the outer paper tube. I then pressed one side of the vagina flaps to its original position, pulled the other flap tight and had it slightly overlap so the incision was covered. I then took the glue portion off a cigarette wrapper and sealed the flaps in place. I divided the glue strip into three segments with one being longer than the other two and used the long one to cover the entire incision with another on each side for further structural integrity and support. I set the newly sealed Revo near a fan to facilitate the drying process. After 3 or so minuets it was sufficiently dry for smoking. After the device was dry I proceeded to the outdoors where I tested for results.

    The Results:
    After getting the device lit I could quite tell that it was working as a normal Revo. After my first couple of puffs I smelled the primary test substance had been activated. I kept a constant and regular puff going as to facilitate the heating elements work. If you wait too long the element will not get the wind resistance that facilitates its extended heating and the element will die. If you are doing it correctly the heating element should be red right down to the moment there is no more of it to heat (when it turns from "coal" to ash). The outside of the device will brown but nothing more. This is how you tell what point of the revo you are vaporizing. I find that the browning stops around the second half of the cigarette and this tends to be when the heating element is depleted. The structural integrity of the device held the entire smoke and the patching worked perfectly. Even though such a small amount of marijuana was consumed the effects were felt quite well upon completion of the cigarette and returning indoors.

    The Conclusion:
    From this single test is is apparent that Revo Unconventional Cigarettes are a good way of getting the best out of your bud. Acting like a one time vaporizer each cigarette would be a way of vaping weed without having to go through the process of ionizing your weed for conventional vape pens or deal with bulky and expensive vaporizers or tricky heat elements found in the smaller vapes on the market.

    Further Research:
    This type of cigarette and lighting method is interesting in that it MAY have a wide range of drug administration applications. It would be interesting to test the Revo with other types of drugs. I believe it may be an effective way to chase the dragon (smoke diacetylmorphine) but cannot confirm. I question as to weather it would be effective in vaporizing dimethyltryptamine. I doubt it would be an effective method of smoking amphetamines but cannot confirm.
  10. DB dont even try to get John to source his claims. We learned long ago that this man will espouse fantastic conspiracy but give incredibly dodgy and off topic sources.

    He actually wrote a book. He said he translated it himself from a German language version of a book on Scottish religion. This nigga then proceeds to sell said book. So people start wondering what the source is and where he got his information. He has thus far failed to provide a source for the material AND he doesn't even know the language he translated and doesnt have any formal knowledge of translating ancient religious texts.

    Say what you will about this mans character but his credibility is shit.
  11. but i said you couldnt. Damnit now we got lamies commin in here shittin up all the threads.
  12. You don't scare me.
  13. https://books.google.com/books?id=_qvq9dN8j5MC&pg=PA425&lpg=PA425&dq=company+of+merchant+adventurers+jedi+investors&source=bl&ots=MtI6Aj-Zbh&sig=Ii2Km5fyrAPSwOvw83p87_XDJv0&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0CB4Q6AEwAGoVChMIhMbxta-7xwIVA5MNCh2KIwhb#v=onepage&q=company%20of%20merchant%20adventurers%20jedi%20investors&f=false https://books.google.com/books?id=HsCj1BwyqZIC&pg=PA82&lpg=PA82&dq=company+of+merchant+adventurers+jedi+investors&source=bl&ots=OiBNcRilrR&sig=fBFj3nHPstTEhh-vUuoNsunMPMQ&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0CCcQ6AEwAmoVChMIhMbxta-7xwIVA5MNCh2KIwhb#v=onepage&q=company%20of%20merchant%20adventurers%20jedi%20investors&f=false
    There is one reference to a few jedis on one of those links which has no bearing on your statement.
  14. man i wish i was good with computers so i could know how to do this shit
  15. Its so not aliems.
    1. If there were a pic of aliems sent to nasa from any rover it would sure as hell never get out
    2. rocks form in interesting and myserious ways. Its as if you are implying that there have been tests conducted to ensure the phenomenon is biological even though the obvious assertion is "OH MUH GAWD! ALIEMS!!!"
    3. You are dum
  16. Dude trump knows of the jedi threat better than any other candidate. Why do you think its a Trump Sanders showdown all over social media? Because we are all waiting for the Trump Reich to destroy the jedi menace once and for all. Its gone be gud.
  17. Lol, you guys obviously havent been to Illinois. The women there actually are all that ugly.
  18. Yeah, this show is awesome. Its trippy as fuck and funny as shit. Doesnt the new season start soon/just started? Either way, its been a while since I watched it but now that I know its on adult swim website machine I will be quite happy to pick it back up.
  19. In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit. Dear god, we thank you today for giving us the almighty syncan. Let us forever evade law enforcement in thy holy name. Amen.
  20. you know you're fucked when your therapist tells you to color

    Jesus this made me laugh really fucking hard. Thanks blah.
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