Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-08-26 at 4:21 PM UTC in A challenge to specktroll
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So is spectral going to be goned or is this just another circle jerk?
2. 2015-08-26 at 4:18 PM UTC in Yelling "He's got a gun!" at public venues.
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   It will work if your plan is to get arrested. It would be like yelling fire. As soon as people realize no one has a gun they will be pissed at you and shoot you with their own gun.
3. 2015-08-26 at 4:03 PM UTC in Fagtroll's drivers license picture.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Specky boy's little puppet show folks. Nothing to see here just move along.
4. 2015-08-26 at 3:33 PM UTC in Anyone remember caldor?
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   No
5. 2015-08-26 at 3:22 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   You know you're poor when you're eating 18p noodles, wiping your ass with scratchy blue paper made for cleaning and drinking liberated sloe gin. Living the dream here.
6. 2015-08-26 at 2:20 PM UTC in Yelling "He's got a gun!" at public venues.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   With ideas like that you will go far.
7. 2015-08-26 at 1:37 PM UTC in Soooo Specktroll
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   im friends with spectral

   Nobody gives a fuck.
8. 2015-08-26 at 1:31 PM UTC in Where do you stand on the Palestinian Israeli confict?
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   The UN created Israel not the US Zanick.
9. 2015-08-26 at 5:18 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Why would I? I'm assuming this is either due to a homoerotic fantasy on the part of your bifagottry or you're projecting and paid for your heroin via non-monetary means.

   You say that like there is something wrong with bisexuality. I actually did trade 2.5g of T-PAIN for an extra 0.25g of dope. Dude was really impressed by it. I'm off the needle again so I just plug T-PAIN and snorted the dope. I accidently got some T-PAIN sulphate instead of sodium from ebay. Shit sucks, It's like taking hydrocodone er at best and I took half a gram.
10. 2015-08-26 at 4:16 AM UTC in Soooo Specktroll
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    im friends with spectral
11. 2015-08-26 at 4 AM UTC in attack of the ratch
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    sounds fun man
12. 2015-08-26 at 3:50 AM UTC in ATTN: Malice
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I have a complete understanding of humans and their behavior, even having very high accuracy at "reading" people, their expressions, body language, predicting and understanding their thoughts/viewpoints/point of view/perceptions, motivations, and behavior in general. Reason being: Humans and human societies, the human brain, are the most complex systems of all.

    
    lmayonaise
    
13. 2015-08-26 at 3:46 AM UTC in Fagtroll's drivers license picture.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    clearly not the real dumpster slut
14. 2015-08-26 at 3:35 AM UTC in attack of the ratch
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    so I basically fucked a guys gf/baby mama because he owed me $200 or some odd dollars, then told him and she's basically been following me around during my hug dealing escapades over the course of the summer. I broke up with her several times without actually going out and cheated on her. I make her cry everyday and keep us both highly intoxicated. I've been selling drugs at the mid level all summer and made and spent money stupidly. I got arrested at 4am in a shitty area because that girl was literally going 70 in a 50 with 4!!!! black people in the back of the rental. I spent the night in holding cells before my PO let me out because I'm normally such a good boy. I'm going back to university in a few days. That ho is sleeping a few feet away right now, I think I made her cry twice today and had sex with her 3 or 4 times. We literally have so much sex my left hip is dislocated and she gets bad stomach pains afterwards. People I may or may not may or may not to may or may not be tied up in a murder or may not investimay or may not. I'm moving in a few days and this girl does not know the apartment. I've been suffering mild dts from alcohol withdrawal around 9 o clock each night, so thats when I start drinking. Today is only 1 beer and a bottle of wine to calm the nerves as I'll be up all night moving and cleaning with this lazy ho so I can move tomorrow and show my apartment. The best part is at this moment, while she's sleeping, she thinks there's a chance (albeit a small one) she might be moving to my new place with me but that isn't a possibility.
    
    A month ago, I slapped a different girl on the busiest street in the city in the middle of the day. I feel like I wasted my summer by being white boy wasted with this waste of space white girl, periodically doing that white girl (christina aguilara) and habitually slanging that white girl, then mostly spending the money on decent food, cabs, alcohol and just immediately gratifying pleasures. I have tattoos up to the back of my neck now so I bought a bunch of button up shirts. I made contact with a bunch of highly motivated arabs who take drugs and have rich families I'm going to try to get to invest in an idea I have. If this girl ends up hating me I might have to kill her because she knows too much.
    
    I love and hate you all btw
    
    Any Questions?
15. 2015-08-26 at 2:08 AM UTC in Soooo Specktroll
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I just meant I posted WITH him, that's all. We do sometimes share the same account.

    
16. 2015-08-26 at 1:28 AM UTC in ATTN: Mmq
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    so who's alt are you? I am literally sploo in 20 years

    Sploo will be dead in 20 years.
17. 2015-08-26 at 1:27 AM UTC in Need advice on buying a knife as a gift.
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    Yeah, these things are deadly as fuck. If you wield two in a fight you could do some pretty serious damage with what would normally be just your fists.

    Yes, they are Indonesian in origin if I'm not mistaken. It has been a weapon in Huc Chung Kun Tao/Kun Tao Silat for thousands of years.
18. 2015-08-26 at 12:51 AM UTC in Need advice on buying a knife as a gift.
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    Here is a completely different alternative. http://www.ecrater.com/p/19747385/hand-made-custom-damascus-karambit?gps=1&id=81021731659 I love Damascus steel for it craftsmen and time tested quality when crafted by an accomplished smith. Add that into a karambit and you have a very effective tool in terms of it's intended purpose.
19. 2015-08-26 at 12:38 AM UTC in Fagtroll's drivers license picture.
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    You are mistaken. That is not a picture of spectral, it's a glamour shot of snoopy's wife. Know how I know? the wig is crooked.

    Snoopy's wife before meth and the wig.
20. 2015-08-25 at 11:28 PM UTC in ATTN Spectral:
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I responded to an ad for a dog that had been rescued and is now up for adoption. The couple that has fostered him said they found him waiting in front of a coffee shop for his owner that never returned. Poor thing hasn't got a single tooth in his mouth. He seems a little dopey and confused but needs a good home. Wonder what I should name him?

    I Suggest Spectral