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2015-09-08 at 3:05 PM UTC in The Spectarded Thread: Pre-Email Edition

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The easy answer is it needed to be jumpered correctly through order of elimination, you fucking twit.

That might be the easy answer but as usual from you it it neither the whole nor correct answer.

2015-09-08 at 2:42 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

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That was pretty funny Malice. Altho my first drink was probably when I was 3 or 4 and having sips of my parents wine with meals. I think I have a good chance of getting it cos one of my other mates works there and told her manager I'm a lovely guy. So we'll probably both get sacked when they find out that's a lie.

And thank you Haiti, I'm sure I will. I had a dream the other night which is meant to symbolise good luck. Even if it was seeing some chick hanging herself.

2015-09-08 at 8:23 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

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I have an interview at a bar tomorrow. One of my friends told me to get a job based on my hobbies, so of course the answer was a drinking establishment.

2015-09-08 at 5:47 AM UTC in fuck space jam

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Darkie is like a love-sick puppy who has to follow me around everywhere I go. He can't resist replying to every post I make. I guess insanity really is the sincerest kind of flattery.

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2015-09-08 at 4:28 AM UTC in The Judas Thread

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we have been saved

2015-09-08 at 2:07 AM UTC in The Spectarded Thread: Pre-Email Edition

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Suuure you were, you fucking total poser. I believe you. Tell me, Mr. Knowledgeable, what's the first thing you had to do after connecting a SCSI drive, which is pretty well the universal type of drive in those days? You should be able to answer this question in a matter of seconds, if you were really there, but of course, you weren't there, so all you can do is Google it and report back in 20 minutes. p.s truly pathetic, you are, Rodent

I don't sit at a desk all day and all night waiting for an opportunity to finally best you as I do it by instinct and a superior knowledge base and it's really an effortless endeavor on my part. I've been socializing with my peers most of the evening with no thought of you whatsoever in my thought process. But now that I'm winding down and looking for the last bit of mild entertainment at day's end in a day filled with real world social interaction I will smack you about a bit for the communities amusement. The Small Computer Systems Interface platform was preferred by enterprise environments for it's superior data read/write performance (due to a higher RPM of the platters vs IDE) and it's higher average MTBF. Unlike IDE architecture which was limited to two devices per channel SCSI supported up to 7 devices per channel. The 8th position on the cable being reserved for the terminator. Not the the terminator was limited to the 8th position on the cable but the architecture's requirements dictate the after all positions on the chain which were to be populated by physical devices the final "device" be the terminator. The physical location on the SCSI chain/ribbon cable had to be hard pinned on the drive itself with jumpers similar in function to the jumpers on early ISA and PCI modems which had to be hard pinned for the correct IRQ. Son I was earning a living supporting early x86 hardware when Totse was a new and exciting experienceto you. So you can Google all you want to try and stump me.But the sad truth is your knowledge base sucks in comparison .

2015-09-08 at 1:21 AM UTC in Can We Get a Spoiler

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Nice copy pasta but if you want to legitimize your self professed expertise why didn't you add some explanation of what this accomplishes and how it does so?

2015-09-08 at 1:18 AM UTC in ITT: We scare spekkk[][]]\.ttrkl

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2015-09-07 at 6:39 PM UTC in The Spectarded Thread: Pre-Email Edition

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It's very amusing to hear people like TheDarkRodent boasting about how knowledgeable they are about the pre-WWW era, when they weren't even there, and probably didn't even know what a computer was in 1989. I'll bet you a dozen chocolate donuts to a bag of live hand grenades with the pins already pulled they don't even know how you connected to Totse, don't even know what Totse looked like in those early years, don't even know how to configure a dial-up modem. Hahaha.. truly pathetic.

Does it make feel better to say things you have no way of knowing? I was installing and configuring modems before there was a Totse. Your problem is Totse was your first network experience and you have no clue what was or wasn't around before that, like email for example. Everyone here knows how full of bullshit you are and nobody believes a word you type.

So please feel free to take your ineffective shots at me Specky boy. It pleases me to witness you play the fool and dance to the tune I play.

2015-09-07 at 1:46 PM UTC in WHY

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The UBB was heavily modified. It was more than decent and more than sufficient for the purpose. It was when all the useless bells and whistles started appearing that things headed downhill fast.

By bells and whistles do you stuff like email that you never discovered until 10 years after everyone else?

Or was there something else specifically you referring to?

Or did you just use the idiom "bells and whistles" because as per usual you have no idea of WTF you're talking about?

2015-09-07 at 12:41 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

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Whenever I hear a train, I always think "fuckin trains man".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkQj6pNKiWo

2015-09-07 at 12:09 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

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Long live synthetic cannabinoids.

Amen.

2015-09-07 at 3:58 AM UTC in The Spectarded Thread: Pre-Email Edition

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This thread gave me polio

2015-09-07 at 12:37 AM UTC in nootropics and a developing brain

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at first Ä° was against this but then I realize they prescribe antÄ±psychotics to two year olds without much concern so what you would do is probably relatÄ±vely safe. And I'm reading treatment with cerebrolysin at a young age can improve the outcomes of neurodevelopmental disorders which your child will almost certainly have since you had a baby with §m£ÂgØL.

2015-09-07 at 12:27 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

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They might sell tiantepine OTC here

2015-09-07 at 12:10 AM UTC in Is being forced to go to a special needs school

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You're old enough to drop out and get your GED though. Then if you ever want to go to coolidge you can do it by 18 instead of 20 or 21

2015-09-07 at 12:05 AM UTC in -six months of nonstop posting about high range IQ tests-

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plz post decryptions of the reality matrix

2015-09-07 at 12:02 AM UTC in I thought i could trust you guys

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#you'readumbass

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2015-09-06 at 11:57 PM UTC in Was "I have Ashley's address" saga the cringefest of the year?

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I probably atrophied her brain when she read all of that

2015-09-06 at 11:56 PM UTC in -six months of nonstop posting about high range IQ tests-

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Nobody gave a single fuck the entire time but there I was convinced the government was spying on me and trying to steal my decryptions of the reality matrix. When I get into a tripped out headspace I get all lÄ±ke 'Ä± need to poison my brain because psychosis is smrtnss' then after I have a few days away all my thoughts shift to girls and how badly I want to kill my dad. The dissociation is something special though, where the sole purpose of your existence is to prove to yourself how smart you are wÄ±th irrelevant little shit and then once you get a score you,re all like NO WHAT I'M MERELY ABOVE AVERAGE I AM ABOVE HUMANITY and then several more months of infantile regression into geometric lifeforms

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