Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-11 at 5:55 PM UTC in Darkie
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2. 2015-09-11 at 5:38 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Datura grows everywhere here and there's a dank can of Raid in the living room
3. 2015-09-11 at 5:35 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Getting 30 Soma from coworker, I intend to be melted into my couch later tonight, haven't had Soma in years
4. 2015-09-11 at 5:26 PM UTC in Hewfil1 ft. Mr.FuckYourBitch Trash Score
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   I don't care at all
5. 2015-09-11 at 4:41 PM UTC in Darkie
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   Is that supposed to be you ducking into the boys shower at the YMCA?
6. 2015-09-11 at 4:37 PM UTC in Yelling "He's got a gun!" at public venues.
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   If you even yelled, "He's got a banana!! He's got a banana!!!" really loud in a crowded place, and then people found out there was really no banana, you would be jumped upon by everyone, arrested, and charged with a terrorist act.

   Urine idiot
7. 2015-09-11 at 4:36 PM UTC in SpectraL's Inbox Prior to 1994
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   How come you don't post under your clone Iron John account anymore, Darkie? Can't keep track of 'em all?

   Everyone remembers when you offered to get that user to post. Everyone also knows that you are the Queen of alt whoring. I would love to Pat you on the back and say nice try sport. But I don't want to start lying to you after all I've put you through over the years.
8. 2015-09-11 at 4:32 PM UTC in What are you on?
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   Maybe I'll learn the hard way idk & fuck the Cowboys.

   
   
9. 2015-09-11 at 4:31 PM UTC in ClamTXT Referral
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   I read somewhere that this was a better link. http://www.clamtxt.com/?r=66836
10. 2015-09-11 at 4:19 PM UTC in Darkie
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    [SIZE=18px]Email[/SIZE]

    
    
11. 2015-09-11 at 4:17 PM UTC in What's your favorite brand of nigger?
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    I think the Toyota brand niggers are the easiest to maintain, repair, and refuel. Also the word Toyota makes me feel like a samurai so Ä° exclusively fill all of my minion needs with their agencies.
12. 2015-09-11 at 4:15 PM UTC in Victoria is literally a Plan B.
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    Her and her friend see all of my posts on here and when they get offended by something I write they hide their instagram photos for a day or two or even DELETE some of their old photos to express dıssaproval. Her friend is all pissed off about me mistreating Ashley so she...wait for it...deleted her profile picture. When you have no profile picture on facebook that's when you know it's serious buisiness.
13. 2015-09-11 at 4:08 PM UTC in Everything I learned in metaphysics university in one picture
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    Every morning we'd sing Death To False Punks as our national (Turkish) anthem, sung a minimum of three times because the song is only 17 seconds long.
    
    
    
    May induce crust patriotism.
    
    The official currency was Monkey Coins, 1 Monkey Coin = 1.5 TL = 0.5 USD = 1 bag of Taco flavored doritos which exist here and make the whole country worthwhıle = 1 handjob by a cumdumpster which mines the Monkey Coins into circulation every Wednesday on Handjob Wednesdays. We would also learn spellcasting which was just basic scientific principles of organic chemistry applied to nonpolar solvents mixed with neon teal and magenta dyes and stirred in wisserd hats which made it seem significantly more authentic.
    
    Other things that make this country worthwhile
    
    
    
14. 2015-09-11 at 3:59 PM UTC in I have the most fucked up intrusive thoughts evar
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    Another thing I do sometimes
    
    'Mom, can I get a cigarette'
    
    'No canim, smoking is bad'
    
    'Mom, let me get a cigarette'
    
    'I don't have any money'
    
    [SIZE=18px]'Mom, let me get a cigarette!!'[/SIZE]
    
    'I don't have any money, I just told you this'
    
    [SIZE=48px]'Mom, let me get a cigarette!!!!!'
    [SIZE=12px]'No'
    [SIZE=72px]'Mom, LET ME GET A FUCKING CIGARETTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'[/SIZE]
    
    Then I flip some tables over n shit, I usually have 50 cents in my hand by then after my mom searches her room for dimes, nickels, and pennies. Can hear my neighbors being all like 'how low can you even go?',I'm never ever going to get a job because I can just throw tantrums every time I want something I don't have.[/SIZE][/SIZE]
    
15. 2015-09-11 at 1:45 PM UTC in So is Arm'sMerchant really dead or what?
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    You Totse wannabes are due for a good DOS over there.

    You so scary.
16. 2015-09-11 at 1:31 PM UTC in So is Arm'sMerchant really dead or what?
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    He's trying to spam this place to death in hopes of driving members over to Totseans.com, which is where he and his cock-grabbing Totse traitor compatriots are huddled up right now.

    Fuck Totse it's dead.
17. 2015-09-11 at 1:30 PM UTC in So is Arm'sMerchant really dead or what?
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    Most bitch moan threads had thousands of views. Are you ducking and diving?

    Thousands of views was SpectraL clicking the threads about him over and over.
18. 2015-09-11 at 1:28 PM UTC in Everything I learned in metaphysics university in one picture
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    Yeah kike inspired cosmology is bullshit. The chinese actually know what they are talking about.

    What are they talking about?
19. 2015-09-11 at 1:24 PM UTC in Hey LanMan, make the forums looks like this
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    Kek ur tears r delish. Keep em flowing victim.

    Don't pout.
20. 2015-09-11 at 7:07 AM UTC in Most hillarious numbers
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