Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-08-29 at 12:40 PM UTC in I Never Tell The Truth.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   ♞ c heckmate

   The lie is you ran out of moves.
2. 2015-08-29 at 12:39 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
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   Nah, I remember the first time I noticed your existence, it was during FON's '20 pages' thread where we were all arguing that affirmative action is racist. Sometime during that time, you posted the picture of you and your son on those motorcycles in another thread, and everyone piled on making fun of it. I even made a joke or two, but I do that to everyone, whether I know them or not. It amuses me. While reading that thread, your responses, and especially the venomous response to my poking fun, I noted aloud that you were a terrible poster, who told bad, outdated jokes, and I hate to use the cliche of 'corny', but that was the exact word I used for it, even back then. We continuted the exchange for a long, long time, because if you are one thing, its pugnacious, and I ended up noting that you look like a downs syndrome version of robert deniro, or an ewok's cloaca. I recall every bit of it. Good times.

   The lie is you put way more into that post than the situation demands.
3. 2015-08-29 at 12:36 PM UTC in fuck space jam
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   this motherfucker made up a whole account and a persona, and chose an avatar, and then he tries to talk about 'it matters to you so much that you stroked your keys in response' dark rodent is experiencing age-related mental deterioration, everyone, so maybe we should go easy on him. .

   The lie is you're angered by it.
4. 2015-08-29 at 11:22 AM UTC in I have bugs in my ears
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   dude that is like my worst fear, fuck that shit. funny story though, when i was in marine boot camp at our graduation ceremony we had to do this marching shit for everyone to show how well disciplined and brainwashed we were and during the part where we had to stand still and have our heads completely still while some faggot talked for like 15 minutes a bug flew right into my ear and no shit started tunneling in there. i had to reach up and get it out because i was about to bug the fuck out. luckily i got it out with one fell swoop and we were still standing far from the crowd so im sure they could see it, but didnt see who it was. the dude next to me was fuckin pissed though. he whispered "are you fucking serious man?" what a chump.
5. 2015-08-29 at 9:22 AM UTC in Ask a recovering gambler/drug addict/ anything
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Delete this thread please
6. 2015-08-29 at 9:21 AM UTC in fuck space jam
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   i'd blow a load right in your ass
7. 2015-08-29 at 8:06 AM UTC in I Never Tell The Truth.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I used to suck brooks outta dicklyn.
8. 2015-08-29 at 6:01 AM UTC in Get a chat
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   like the one at tainted browser. But ya know. Not so shitty and gay.
9. 2015-08-29 at 4:51 AM UTC in sentience within conciusness
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   Arthur brings up a great point. I read this interesting thing about how young human children learn to recognize that there are different levels of understanding and knowledge. The idea that someone else knows something you dont know or vice versa is a huge leap in cognitive development.
10. 2015-08-29 at 4:46 AM UTC in I Never Tell The Truth.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ♞ c heckmate
11. 2015-08-29 at 4:45 AM UTC in I Never Tell The Truth.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    ♞ checkmate

    The lie is you think it's a game which can end.
12. 2015-08-29 at 4:44 AM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
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    yeah, same old dark rodent I remember from zoklet….still posting his no-content, awkward, obnoxious catch phrases and barely relevant 'inside jokes' that no one ever gets or even gives a fuck about. maybe one day soon we will all get lucky and he will fucking die of old age, slapping his knee and laughing hoarsely at some joke from the early 1970's that doesn't even make sense anymore.

    The lie is you've been bothered by me far longer than was ever aware you were.
13. 2015-08-29 at 4:42 AM UTC in I Never Tell The Truth.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ♞ checkmate
14. 2015-08-29 at 4:41 AM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ♞checkmate
15. 2015-08-29 at 4:41 AM UTC in How many people with an interest in cyber security("Hacking") are still here?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    with all these computer folks around here, you would think that we would form an alliance and start a darknet marketplace. maybe one selling stolen goods and car parts as re: my suggestion

    Yeah, no sit back, shut up, and learn from those who know both of us or take your middle aged teenaged Midwest mindset back to bad ideas where you and the rest of the would be criminal master minds master bate each other's bait.
16. 2015-08-29 at 4:34 AM UTC in I Never Tell The Truth.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    OK now you lost me

    The lie is I never found you.
17. 2015-08-29 at 4:31 AM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    The truth is I don't even know what you just typed means.

    The truth is the lie has twisted the lie out of your ego serving truth.
18. 2015-08-29 at 4:29 AM UTC in I Never Tell The Truth.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    OK now you lost me
19. 2015-08-29 at 4:29 AM UTC in fuck space jam
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    Yeah, that is a lie because I didn't think my post was witty at all. I thought it was immature and yucky

    The lie is you have finally told a lie.
20. 2015-08-29 at 4:28 AM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The truth is I don't even know what you just typed means.