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2015-09-11 at 7:03 AM UTC in Everything I learned in metaphysics university in one picture
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2015-09-11 at 6:56 AM UTC in Victoria is literally a Plan B.I know what I'll do, I'll put my instagram on private. That'll sure show him.
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2015-09-11 at 6:53 AM UTC in Was "I have Ashley's address" saga the cringefest of the year?I wrote to her 'your mom should have drowned you in the bathtub the second she realized she gave birth to a mutant' and now she stayed home from school today :(
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2015-09-11 at 6:50 AM UTC in What would you do with a loaded gun found in a vagina?This thread is relevant to my interests.
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2015-09-11 at 6:49 AM UTC in I have the most fucked up intrusive thoughts evarOut of nowhere I'll start thinking about roaches giving birth or swarms of maggots and flies eating a roach carcass, like holy fucking shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt these things pop into my mind when I'm eating eggs. And sometimes when I look at myself in the mirror I imagine my nipples getting peeled off with a knife. That's just life though.
If you want to make your dad really sad be lıke 'hey dad can you help me with my math HW what's length by width'
'area'
'NO DAD. YOU MOLESTED ME.'
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2015-09-11 at 6:01 AM UTC in Hey LanMan, make the forums looks like this
You're not nearly sexy as SpectraL when he cries, step up your game or step out.
Kek ur tears r delish. Keep em flowing victim. -
2015-09-11 at 5:59 AM UTC in Native Americans weren't so greatBy your logic it seems to follow that Australians don't now own the land they occupy. Nor does any civilization that expanded through conquest.
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2015-09-11 at 3:41 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Worked out well for Phillip Seymour Hoffman too.
Nobody listens to him anymore. But instead of wondering what kind of planet you can leave for your children you should be wondering what kind of planet you can leave for Keith Richards. -
2015-09-11 at 3:33 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionWorked out well for Phillip Seymour Hoffman too.
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2015-09-11 at 3:30 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
That must be why so many heroin addicts are just thrilled with how well their lives are going.
It's worked out pretty well for him...
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2015-09-11 at 3:28 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
No such thing as uncomfortable and depressed when heroin is involved you know.
That must be why so many heroin addicts are just thrilled with how well their lives are going.
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2015-09-11 at 3:26 AM UTC in So is Arm'sMerchant really dead or what?
What happened to you, Beav? You used to be amusing. I've never seen you just beat the same dead horse so aggressively to the point of utter and futile embarrassing defeat. I can at least admit my own decline, but you seem to think you're doing anything significant. If you're really here just to amuse yourself as you say, that's just as fucking sad. That's what your 54 year old life has amounted to?? Finding personal amusement in following spectral around and making the same "insults" with mildly different words? This ain't zoklet's B&M, you realize that right? There aren't thousands of people watching and following along in this cringe-saga. It's just a few of us who want to chat and have some humorous exchanges and you are infesting it with stupid repetitive shit. How is does that amuse you? Is your life that fucking pathetic that you find sole satisfaction in being better than spectral, or something? The guy you seem to despise but you try so hard to make sure we all know you're not as cringey as him? JESUS FUCKING DANG THO CHRIST CRINGE POT CRAIGHEAD LITERAL BMI CHECK UNIVERSITY ANKLE BRACELETS THO!!!
Thousands.....
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2015-09-11 at 2:45 AM UTC in So is Arm'sMerchant really dead or what?
Maybe it's obsession with spectral, mayb– no, it's clearly obsession. OBSESSION.
Maybe somebody who gives a fuck what you think will find your corpse before your cat eats your face. -
2015-09-11 at 2:43 AM UTC in Hey LanMan, make the forums looks like this
fixd. You are a sad guy TDR. A sad strange little man. Stop being such a victim.
You're not nearly sexy as SpectraL when he cries, step up your game or step out. -
2015-09-11 at 2:40 AM UTC in So is Arm'sMerchant really dead or what?
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2015-09-11 at 2:34 AM UTC in Hey LanMan, make the forums looks like this
fixd. You are a sad guy TDR. A sad strange little man. Stop being such a victim. -
2015-09-11 at 2:30 AM UTC in Things that make your blood pressure go up thread
I see no point in explaining anything to someone that is just going to explain to me why I'm a braindead numbskull
Film yourself 24/7 for 7 days, sober up for 7 days afterwards, watch it every day for the next 7 days in a row and get back to us 7 days after that with a 100 page single spaced, typed book report. -
2015-09-11 at 2:25 AM UTC in So is Arm'sMerchant really dead or what?
​And you're not frightening in the least.
Which brings up a question in a long line of question you can't answer. What is that frightened you as a fragile neglected future toothless meth head youth in your early days on the Internet before you found out everyone else had email? -
2015-09-11 at 2:20 AM UTC in SpectraL's Inbox Prior to 1994
tDR is one of my secret admirers.
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2015-09-11 at 2:15 AM UTC in Getting into the abortion business
No ketchup even…