Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-06 at 4:39 PM UTC in WHY
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   It's modern BBS software. That's all it is. There is file capability here, it's just that it's all disabled. UBB (Ultimate Bulletin Board) started the craze. Vbul, the way it's become, is just a weak shadow of that. VBul 4 was pretty close, but even that took some getting used to.

   Bulletin Board System not Forum Software.
   
2. 2015-09-06 at 4:01 PM UTC in WHY
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Vbul 5 is probably the poorest, the most ill-thought-out, the most dysfunctional, most broken BBS software I have ever seen. And I've been around.

   
   Maybe because Vbulletin is not BBS software you flaming pile of toothless crap. It's internet forum sofware. Two different ducks.
3. 2015-09-06 at 3:09 PM UTC in Can We Get a Spoiler
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm just a saying how hard can it be? What harm could it do?
4. 2015-09-06 at 1:32 PM UTC in The Spectarded Thread: Pre-Email Edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I was there in the thick of it all… … You weren't there…

   Specky boy, I was using compuserve on a TRS 80 COCO II with a 900 baud acoustic modem in 1983 before there were any dialup BBS systems. And guess what, we had email Skippy.
5. 2015-09-06 at 12:57 PM UTC in fuck space jam
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   If say pretty please with sugar on top, I might.

   Don't you think you should crawl before you walk?
6. 2015-09-06 at 12:55 PM UTC in This Is The First Day of the Rest Of Your...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   notscary/10

   0/funny
7. 2015-09-06 at 12:06 PM UTC in Killing Floor / Killing Floor 2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   do you have to put in a lot to get much out of it? i just built a pc finally after like 4 years of being relegated to shitty imac so ive been playing cs go again but with school and shit i dont have that much time to game for like hours everyday. but that would be cool to play.
   
   anyone play cs go?
8. 2015-09-06 at 12:03 PM UTC in Im in some second world shithole (AdventureQuest wıth Sploo)
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   turkey
9. 2015-09-06 at 9:20 AM UTC in I thought i could trust you guys
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   1,2,4,8,16,?
10. 2015-09-06 at 9:11 AM UTC in WHY
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lel i thınk im shreddıng my braınstem
11. 2015-09-06 at 9:10 AM UTC in WHY
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    [FONT=proxima-nova][SIZE=16px]The proper method of realigning one’s neck should only be performed by a professional chiropractor, just like pulling a tooth should be left to a dentist. Self-manipulation is not only just a way to cover up a more serious underlying problem, it’s also extremely dangerous. That’s because there are millions of things that can go wrong when you crack your neck. Consider for a second the area that you are “cracking” and what it contains:[/SIZE][/FONT]
    

    • Ligaments
    • Nerves
    • Muscles
    • Arteries
    • Blood vessels
    • Spinal cord
    • Joints
    • Lower brain stem

    [FONT=proxima-nova][SIZE=16px]Any one of these can crack, pop, snap, burst, twist, knot up or be permanently damaged, including the arteries that bring blood directly to your brain. Now, do you really want to mess around—or let someone else mess around—with that sensitive, delicate area?[/SIZE][/FONT]
    
12. 2015-09-06 at 9:07 AM UTC in WHY
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13. 2015-09-06 at 8:49 AM UTC in I have listened to I Don't Want To Grow Up like 4000 times.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Over the summer I would start to get cravings if İ went without the album for six hours. Id be outsıde somewhere doıng somethıng and would thınk ı need to go home and lısten to I Dont Want To Grow Up now. Then I would drop everythıng I was doıng, spend 30 mınutes walkıng home to lısten to tracks 1.2.3.6.7.8.sometımes 10. and recently 11 over and over whıle refreshıng thıs websıte to calm myself down and cool off. That was pretty much my entıre lıfe and the only alternate would be when I was on spıce Id lısten to the album all the way through. Itis been lıke 10 months and I just spent 3 days on a plane and on a bus and the fırst thıng I do ıs walk 20 mınutes to an ınternet cafe to put I Dont Want To Grow Up On. Does thıs album contaın opıates? I thınk ıt must be the type of mıx of autısm and antısocıal personalıty that exısts for exactly 1000 people ın the world to obsess over. Ive lıstened to ıt so many tımes that when Im sleep deprıved the song Pervert starts autoplayıng ın my ears and I have every moment encoded ın my audıtory memory to the poınt where I can lısten to the album wıthout havıng any musıc on. Its lıke I morphed my hıppocampus so much wıth syncans that probably all of the neurogenesıs ıt ınduced what precısely allocated to savıng the album ın my head.
14. 2015-09-06 at 7:30 AM UTC in Im in some second world shithole (AdventureQuest wıth Sploo)
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Its 150 fuckın degrees and theres nothıng to do I want to go home but Im stuck here for another 2 months
15. 2015-09-06 at 7:11 AM UTC in Im in some second world shithole (AdventureQuest wıth Sploo)
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    öçşıpğ
    
    Im vısıtıng the country my mom got exported from whıch ıs sort of sandnıggerısh but the people all are more or less whıte lookıngç half of ıt borders on europe. half of ıt borders on the mıddle eastş and half of ıt borders on asıa. Only lıke 1/100 people wear handkercheıfs so ıt,s not that bad, nor are the caves ın the sıdes of mountaıns for rent by ISIS, but ıt,s bad enough that they sell water and oıl at the same store. Probably as a happy meal. So I broke my braın after goıng through half of my wellbutrın scrıpt ın 2 days. then I regrew my nervous system by ınducıng convulsıons on the 40 hour travel here. I had starcraft n everythıng but I spent my tıme starıng at walls and tryıng to reorganıze my thoughts ınstead. and ıt helped somewhat. Also the transıt bus I took was called KamılKoc lel.
    
    Lıke all of my posts are eıther about fanboyıng over shıtdrugs that make you catatonıcç or mıserable faılures wıth women that almost exclusıvely end ın me beatıng up lıttle gırls wıth bıg words and brıngıng up natural selectıon and pedophılıa. All of my day to day thoughts are me me ME me me ME ME ME ME I am God 666EllıotRodgers666 what ıs wrong wıth me deathmolestrapecrucıfyGGallın I have bıg IQ penıs ıf you flıp the numbers on a dıgıtal clock and add extra lınes ıt makes other dıgıts but whıch dıgıts can ı make (autısm) ı wonder how many spahghettıs ıt would take to wrıte the whole betabet trıangle trıangle trıangle = cırcle but does trıangle trıangle cırcle = square then the occasıonal feel or crey that remınds me I have a bıg heart mıxed wıth memorıes of my path of total destructıon whıch leads to me laughıng hysterıcally ın publıc about seemıngly nothıng and people look at me lıke I Need To Get Away From You.
    
    I need to change my thınkıng, lıke serıously how long can every thought I have revolve around meanıngless symbols, hexagram logıc and satanısm for? I want to thınk happy thoughts but what are happy thoughts even? Should I fantasıze about wet moıst flowers for hours on end wıth a gıgantıc smıle on my face? I cant force myself to do that even though ıts probably what every normal person thınks about. The only thıng I thınk about ıs lıke dat tıme I took a bunch of xyz and keyed my dads car wıth a boxcutter and got beat up by a cop for example (thank you roshambo) or Ashley because her lıttle retarded kıtten soul ıs what made me happy then I thınk shes a bıtch because of some random meanıngless thıng augmented by a hefty döşe of paranoıd schızophrenıa and manıc lunatıc rage, then I calm down because I realıze Ive done these thıngs to her, approxımately ın consecutıve order: called her fat, ugly, stupıd, autıstıc (playboy starter pack rıght there) told her she looks lıke a leukemıa patıent, saıd her bones would wrınkle up, told her ım glad her grandma ıs dead, wıshed death upon her dog, told her I want her cunt to suffer, called her the devıl, told her crush to put a pıstol ın her pussy, told her her dad molests her (I saıd ıt so ıt must be true) kıcked the shıt out of her seat and breathed on her wıth her mom rıght next to her for an hour untıl she started to hyperventılate, told her ı know where she lıves, saıd her relıgıon ıs mental ıllness, ımpled ı jerk off to pıctures of her as a kıd, saıd she,ll get addıcted to crack and ass fucked by nıggrs, asked her frıends ıf ıt would be cool ıf she choked on a chıcken bone and ıf she starred ın a Saw movıe or 50 shades of grey, threatened to kıll her dog, then told her to say sorry to me. Then I got arrest but nothıng happened because she loves me and I love her :)))) I feel bad about ıt sometımes because ıts lıke you sent thıs to someone who was the best frıend you ever had.
    
    Also I can retract my eyelıds ınto my braın and my braınwaves are shapes, I donit know what thıs means.
    
    My cousın whos name ıs lıterally the lexıcal equıvalent of water (thırstyyy) wants to ıncest me because Im a lesbıan and I pulled her pants down when I was 10 and she was 14 ın the pool ıt was cool, she touched my arm at my uncles place and then I flooded the bathroom whıle showerıng because I spent an hour jerkıng off. Should I hook up wıth her? Should I use a condom? I hope I dont catch scarabs from her.
    
    Yesterday was my fırst day on land, I went to the beach and took a swım ınto North Afrıca but had absolutely 0 splash fıghts or regard for safety of self or others. Forgot my old password and ıt got confıscated by US customs so here I am frıends and affılıates!!!!!!
16. 2015-09-06 at 6:42 AM UTC in Was "I have Ashley's address" saga the cringefest of the year?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I thought that I've been hurt before
    But no one's ever left me quite this sore
    Your words cut deeper than a knife
    Now I need someone to breathe me back to life
    Got a feeling that I'm going under
    But I know that I'll make it out alive
    If I quit calling you my lover
    Move on
    You watch me bleed until I can't breathe
    I'm shaking falling onto my knees
    And now that I'm without your kisses
    I'll be needing stitches
    I'm tripping over myself
    I'm aching begging you to come help
    And now that I'm without your kisses
    I'll be needing stitches
    Just like a moth drawn to a flame
    Oh you lured me in I couldn't sense the pain
    Your bitter heart cold to the touch
    Now I'm gonna reap what I saw
    I'm left seeing red on my own
    Got a feeling that I'm going under
    But I know that I'll make it out alive
    If I quit calling you my lover
    Move on
    You watch me bleed until I can't breathe
    I'm shaking falling onto my knees
    And now that I'm without your kisses
    I'll be needing stitches
    I'm tripping over myself
    I'm aching begging you to come help
    And now that I'm without your kisses
    I'll be needing stitches
    Needle and the thread
    Gotta get you out of my head
    Needle and the thread
    Gonna wind up dead
    Needle and the thread
    Gotta get you out of my head
    Needle and the thread
    Gonna wind up dead
    Needle and the thread
    Gotta get you out of my head
    Needle and the thread
    Gonna wind up dead
    Needle and the thread
    Gotta get you out of my head get you out of my head
    You watch me bleed until I can't breathe
    I'm shaking falling onto my knees (falling on my knees)
    And now that I'm without your kisses
    I'll be needing stitches (and I'll be needing stitches)
    I'm tripping over myself
    I'm aching begging you to come help (begging baby please)
    And now that I'm without your kisses
    I'll be needing stitches
    And now that I'm without your kisses
    I'll be needing stitches
    And now that I'm without your kisses
    I'll be needing stitches
    
17. 2015-09-06 at 1:29 AM UTC in This Is The First Day of the Rest Of Your...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Do you even fact?
18. 2015-09-06 at 12:46 AM UTC in The Spectarded Thread: Pre-Email Edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    -Spectral says something in his opinion -Darth beaver spams facts -spectral says his opinion casually -facts -opinion. Tldr

    
    This pretty much sums up every argument SpectraL has ever been in.
19. 2015-09-05 at 11:42 PM UTC in SpectraL's Online Existence Summed Up In One Image
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I know that's spectral cause look at the shirt. only spectral would wear something like that
    
    
    die from AIDS, dark rodent.

    I see you've discovered multitasking.
20. 2015-09-05 at 9:41 PM UTC in This Is The First Day of the Rest Of Your...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

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    Fuck you, Dumpster Slut.

    Do you even irony?