Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-18 at 1:53 PM UTC in Who is this stupid motherfucker that uses my name?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Actually, you've said exactly that several times, but I know it's tDR.

   And I'm going to just let you keep believing that. If you were ever right it would spoil the fun for me.
2. 2015-09-18 at 1:52 PM UTC in Darkie
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Not scary.
   
   Would not get scared again.

   Would not get scared again indicates a previous scaring.
3. 2015-09-18 at 1:50 PM UTC in Serious Question for SpectraL & Alts
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   No, I've seriously never lost a fight. I guess it's because I started boxing at a very early age, when I was about 13 years old. In fact, my friend Steve used to setup boxing matches in his house, with me as the champion, and he'd invite and sell tickets to all the other kids in the neighborhood. I could take just about anyone down in the first round, everyone else in the second round.

   You might convince the kids here but I've been in it too long to buy a patent load of Internet tough guy BS such as this. If you were that good a promoter would have signed you in your 20's and you would be a household name hall of fame fighter.
   
   inb4iturnedhimdowntopersuemydrums
4. 2015-09-18 at 1:27 PM UTC in Hypothetical surefire ways to suicide
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Be born, wait...
5. 2015-09-18 at 1:23 PM UTC in Sports Thread
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Too late, the NFL started last week.
   
6. 2015-09-18 at 10:13 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I love my job. I'm just waiting for the drunk middle aged woman to start hitting on me and giving me their numbers. That's what I'm holding out for.
7. 2015-09-18 at 6:47 AM UTC in Was "I have Ashley's address" saga the cringefest of the year?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   exactly how much sadness and insecurity emanates from this picture?
8. 2015-09-18 at 3:55 AM UTC in Who is this stupid motherfucker that uses my name?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I should be made a moderator of this website.
9. 2015-09-18 at 3:29 AM UTC in The End is Here
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   9/23

   = 0.39130434782
10. 2015-09-18 at 3:12 AM UTC in Rocklin killed himself (Proof inside)
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    TFW no gif
    
    
11. 2015-09-18 at 2:50 AM UTC in How will you die?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i have a feeling its most likely going to be cancer
12. 2015-09-18 at 2:49 AM UTC in Do you even integer sequence?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    dude that shit is obviously a glitch in the matrix. the computer got stoned and computed some random algorithm it was supposed to use on a flower on some pigeons and this is what happens.
13. 2015-09-18 at 2:47 AM UTC in being an outsider
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    man its not like im depressed about it or that its a problem. its just an observation. and thanks mmmq but im already well on my way there, for better or worse
14. 2015-09-18 at 2:34 AM UTC in How will you die?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    God's not gonna kill me life is.
15. 2015-09-18 at 2:33 AM UTC in Rocklin killed himself (Proof inside)
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I hope he made himself retarded enough to lay in his own piss and shit for the next 30 years until someone shows mercy and holds a pillow over his face.
16. 2015-09-18 at 2:12 AM UTC in being an outsider
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    More power to you, sir.
17. 2015-09-18 at 2:09 AM UTC in A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Church!
18. 2015-09-18 at 2:05 AM UTC in Rocklin killed himself (Proof inside)
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The closing of Redfern deeply affected this man. Holy shit. Can someone post the picture of the young HJ looking Rocklin so we can compare how much he degraded since the shithole closed? Just kidding Gabe, you actually don't look half as gay as you used to. Keep it up.
19. 2015-09-18 at 1:42 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Or start your own cult.
20. 2015-09-18 at 1:41 AM UTC in Do you even integer sequence?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    quik bby,
    
    iff we prutend de pijins r nuhmburs
    
    nd we cownt alll ov zem uhntil we reech a kwantity uv 5 hole nuhmbers
    
    HOU MENY NUHMBERZ IZ INN BUHTWEAN DOZE FIEVE NUHMBARS IF WE CAWENT DECIMUHL GNUMBERS!?!?!?