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2016-12-31 at 10:03 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Lanny Bitch that's not vodka, that's moonshine.
Well all I know is that it will probably be better than sploo's story about drinking isopropyl. -
2016-12-31 at 10 PM UTC in T-PAIN Synthesis?
Originally posted by Malice Oh, hey, are you breastfeeding? I never thought about it before, but are the drugs you're using generally present in breastmilk in significant quantities.
Interesting theory. I have heard of various drugs being very present in urine so it would make sense for human lactation fluids to contain at least traces of the drugs the subject has ingested. I guess I need to find a lactating drug addict and see if I can get high off her tits. -
2016-12-31 at 9:51 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Sophie Yeah i tend to think he literally meant he would turn gay under the influence of alcohol. I remember some posts he made about locking Lanny up in some sex dungeon or whatever. I mean i don't judge but that's a little weird.
I would consider locking lanny up in a sex dungeon though. In any case, I think alcohol is an inhibition remover (duh) so if you have gay tendencies when you are drunk you are probably just masking them when you are sober.
Be free Malice. No one give a shit if you like the dick. It is super gay though. -
2016-12-31 at 9:44 PM UTC in Happy new year y'allHappy new year niggas. 2016 showed that memes are dreams and dreams come true. What 2017 holds, I cannot say, but may the Lord Trump bless us with peace and prosperity.
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2016-12-31 at 9:41 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Sophie Define gay as fuck.
he may have meant "gay ass fuck"? I could see malice acting a gay ass fuck out. Might not even be acting. -
2016-12-31 at 9:40 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Lanny Gross, vodka is alcohol-water or worse for pussies to mix with cranberry juice. Drink something with some flavor, damn.
Alcohol water? I am holding a bottle of Volkov right now that is a 190 proof alcohol. That puts it at 95% alcohol. And no it will not be tarnished with that fruity shit. -
2016-12-31 at 8:49 AM UTC in Natural Ice MAX is the most disgusting beer I have ever had
Originally posted by the holy ghost but you'll smell like acetone for two days, since it's the nontoxic metabolite of isopropyl.
Could you harvest this acetone secretion? -
2016-12-31 at 5:35 AM UTC in I'm the male equivalent of a fucking crazy feminist
Originally posted by Sir slappy the sea turtle Ive never heard someone call another person darl..
Neither have I but I can make the assumption its a german thing. -
2016-12-31 at 5:34 AM UTC in constant fatigue
Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Someone needs to ban this Holocaust denier from my forum. I can't even. It is almost 2017 and still we have dinosaurs like you who insist on getting their bigoted "evidence". Here's your bigoted evidence goyim. I myself was gassed 8 times in the ovens of Srebrenica.
you are so unoriginal. Please make a new account with a better, less "beating a dead horse" gimmick. -
2016-12-31 at 3:11 AM UTC in I'm the male equivalent of a fucking crazy feminist
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump what the fuck is a darl
Its like "Darling" but without the -ing suffix ya dumb cunt. -
2016-12-31 at 2:53 AM UTC in Why I hate Donald DrumpfThe "Drumpf" meme died the minuet he won the election. It was actually dead before John Olivers jedi writers even wrote the bit. It wasnt even a good attempt. The entire thing is wholly unfunny.
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2016-12-31 at 2:47 AM UTC in give me a custom usertitle"Nubile Young Buck"
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2016-12-31 at 2:45 AM UTC in constant fatigueThen simply move more. Thinking "my body was made to be in a permanent vegetative state or to sleep 24/7" is probably worse than thinking your brain is fucked up. Seriously dude, just stop being such a lazy shithead. Yeah maybe its hard to concentrate and maybe doing things seems like bullshit but, speaking from experience, if you are in such a state that you cant even do simple shit like take care of yourself then your first priority needs to be taking care of yourself and build a routine around doing so.
Daily Tasks for Sploo:
-Shower, brush your teeth, put on fresh clothes | Hygiene is important. Not only for social reasons but because if you feel dirty and disgusting and perpetuate that feeling by normalizing it you see yourself as dirty and disgusting. It gets to a point where you internalize these feelings of self disgust and they wreak havoc on your ability to actually clean yourself.
-Have a stretch, do some pushups, walk around | Physicality is second to hygiene. You dont have to be ripped but you do have to be able. Stretching is great for keeping limber and will reduce the chance of accidental or work out related injury. A tai chi or yoga would really compound the exercise and bring it to a spiritual level. Push ups and sit ups should be done daily. I dont know how much fluff you are but start with 10 each and increase by 5 a day or so until you are at 100 each per day. Maintain your 100 pushups a day and you keep in shape for a good while. Walking around is really great for the brain. The brain seeks novelty and expanding your "Territory" is a great way to start. Some studies indicate that children restricted in their play spaces (i.e. have small living quarters and dont get out much) have lesser brain development. But this can be changed because every time you go somewhere new your brain makes new connections to map this area. Take a walk to somewhere new. Go to a forest when its warm and just explore sometime. For now just rediscover your neighborhood.
A good goal would be to get a job. Something like being a dishwasher would probably be good. Its mindnumbing work but you can zone out and think about triangles and shit while you do it. But first you need reasonable hygiene standards for yourself. -
2016-12-31 at 2:30 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Merlin What did Gin ever do to you?
It tastes like bullshit for one. If you gonna drink clear liquor make it vodka or something with substance. -
2016-12-31 at 2:26 AM UTC in constant fatigueGet off the computer and your energy to do things will return. It might take some time but it would give you the energy and will to do things. Perhaps by begin by allotting yourself a certain amount of time for computer use and begin to regiment your schedule with things you would like to see yourself doing.
Originally posted by the holy ghost my brain is fucked and there's something seriously wrong with me.
And when you say things like this it doesnt help. If you tell your brain there is something wrong with it then it will think in that manner. Im not even trying to make a point about how you just gotta be positive its just that you gotta change from thinking "My brain is fucked up" to thinking "My brain is unique in structure, this is not an inherent disadvantage."
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2016-12-31 at 2:07 AM UTC in Weird associations built up in the mind through drug use
Originally posted by Lanny Looking plaster texture for a while will make me feel like I'm tripping a bit because the ceiling over my bed at my old place had the same kind of plaster and I would stare at it and see patterns and shit for hours.
This is something I have experienced too. I am pretty sure that it has something to do with your sense of where each "part" of what your looking at is in relation to the other parts. Psychs fuck with that shit and your mind fills the gaps seeing slimes/goos, geometric pictures or even beings or life form. The effect when sober is much less powerful obviously but because of all the visual stimuli it can be overwhelming for the eyes/brain if you focus in certain ways. Hypnosis has also had an enhanced effect here. -
2016-12-31 at 2:01 AM UTC in The Killing ConsultantThis story is 100% fictitious.
Chapter One
My name is, not important. What is important to this story is that I run a very lucrative business. It seems everyone these days is looking for the latest and greatest thrill. It started when I worked as a darknet killer for hire. Surprisingly not many people are looking to hire murders these days. Cant blame em, its a dirty business. From the jobs I did get the pay was good enough.
Then one day I logged into my site to check for messages, of which serious ones were rare. I came across one that perked my interest among the usual spam and trolls. The important details are that this guy wanted someone else to plan a murder for him. This is something I am very familiar with but was unsure how one would price the a "murder plan". Generally my clients pay for the service not the consult. I asked him some of the necessary details on what he wanted and it was rather straight forward though somewhat bizzare. The short of it is that this guy had a husband. Got married at the height of the marriage equality push or some shit. Turns out this guy isnt as gay as he thought he was and he has a nice little life insurance policy on his husband. And my client had such a stick up his ass over this guy that he really needed to do it himself.
"I dont care if I use a gun, a knife or my own two hands. It just has to be by MY own two hands" one of our correspondence read, "Im smart enough to know I cant just kill him but I dont know how I would cover it up. The spouse is always the first suspect arent they?" read another.
After little thought I told him I would have a murder plan for him in exchange for a share of the insurance money. He happily obliged. I set about coming up with a few ideas and quickly narrowed it down to two pretty solid choices. Neither of them that intricate actually. The first was to basically knock him off a ladder. Given sufficient distance and angle the fall I constructed should do the trick. The second was to stage a tragic cleaning accident. A standard bleach and ammonia poisoning would do the trick. As I said, they were simple but were planned meticulously. To this day I still dont know which plan he used but it worked because I he hasn't missed a payment.
Since then I have updated my site and added "murder consultant" to my list of services and it is paying off nicely. Some of my clients are very specific like who they need to murder, others they dont really care who, just how. The latter are much easier to plan. -
2016-12-31 at 1:27 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Lanny What about this implies arrogance?
Again, not exactly sure what about this is arrogant, or what about admitting I enjoy class privilege (which I claim exists but is not legitimate) is arrogant, but putting that aside, I'd love to see what you think this that means and what evidence for it you can muster.
Originally posted by Lanny Also anyone who thinks abolitionism is causally responsible for the civil war is fucking retarded and riding ole abe's propaganda ejaculating cock.
It was just a rant bro. Cool your jets mate. -
2016-12-31 at 1:25 AM UTC in Unholy trinity of criminality.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby to say its impossible to not break the law is a crock, wheres your source of thus said statistician? You don't have one because you're a dominated assclown
Look into the book Three Felonies a Day by Harvey Silverglate. I may have overstated with my original estimate of 7 but the book (and many free to google articles) outline the fact that our justice system is simply too overbearing that we just cant bear it any more.
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Every times the cops put me in a cell and talk to me they get sick of me in a few minutes and kick me out
Thats not how being arrested works. -
2016-12-30 at 7:17 AM UTC in Unholy trinity of criminality.
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Much like your existence.
No, I end the world.
I lived without power last winter it was one of the happiest times in my entire life
I find it easier not to break the law. Lawyers are to prove your innocence. We are all innocent but sometimes the screws have this thing called "evidence" which can be used against you. Like occupying the adjacent space to a scheduled narcotic drug can be construed as "possession" and you would need to prove to the judge and jury that your possession is warranted by religious reasons. And once again the answer to all lifes problems:
Claim Trianglism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWV0z6QV4Yw
