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2017-01-01 at 10:59 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Actor ^ If I really half-assed grew 1-2 plants in my backyard how much you think i'd get?
Probably like 2oz. If you put more work in you could get more but just letting nature take its course still yeilds something. -
2017-01-01 at 10:09 PM UTC in ATTN: Anglo-americans.Ought is something owed or implies you are indebted to do what you "ought to do". Should is just something you should do but there is no implied debt or recourse other than the natural consequences.
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2017-01-01 at 9:52 PM UTC in When you talk online to people...
Originally posted by Sophie Thank you, why don't you share the same sentiment?
I just dont really care for how people view the complexity of my life. -
2017-01-01 at 9:24 PM UTC in When you talk online to people...
Originally posted by Sophie Because i would like for people to regard the complexity of my life as at least equal to their own, no matter how complex they think their own lives are.
Good answer though I do not share the sentiment. -
2017-01-01 at 9:02 PM UTC in When you talk online to people...
Originally posted by Sophie It feels like the right thing to do.
Why? -
2017-01-01 at 8:56 PM UTC in Alcohol(ics) Review: Volkov 190 Proof Grain Neutral SpiritsAs a pretty hard core drinker I decided to get this bottle of Volkov.
To start off the smell is very strong. Almost abrasive and its quite obvious that this stuff is hella strong. There are no hints of anything as you would get from the smell of a whiskey or rum. It is a very pure smell.
Now the bottle claims the liquid contained within is highly flammable. Being marketed as such a high percent alcohol this makes complete sense. I tested out its flammability and a bottle of this alone would make a good molotov.
The taste. Hell man, the taste is something else. I am not a man for chasers as I enjoy the burn that emanates from a good liquor but the burn of this is overpowering. Towards the end of the night I got rather used to it, at least to the point where I wasnt convulsing for a good five minuets from a swig of the bottle. The moment this stuff touches your lips you know you done gone and made a decision. Good or bad you made a decision. When the liquid touches your lips it feels like they dried up. Through the lips into the mouth this doesnt change. You feel as if your entire mouth has been cleaned out. After it finally gets down your gullet it feels as if the esophagus has been doused in paint thinner. Then you breathe out and the fumes come. A heavy industrial scent and taste envelops the head. Not as overpowering as one would think but still much different than a shot of lower percent alcohols.
The effects are pretty straight forward. You get fucking drunk. It is actually a very clean drunk though. The purity of the ethanol makes it so that you dont get any of the side products most other liquors harbor. This means that you metabolize near straight alcohol. This means less bullshit and more drunkshit. Though I was entirely shitfaced I had clarity that really enhanced the drinking experience. And the high alcohol content means more bang for your buck. If it takes you 6 shots to "get there" this stuff will get you there in 3.
Over all I would recommend this stuff. Probably not as your regular drink but it is worth a try for the price of like $17. -
2017-01-01 at 8:35 PM UTC in When you talk online to people...
Originally posted by Sophie Do you realize that each person is living a life as vivid and complex as your own?
This is something I have studied. I am not sure I can agree with each living person has the same level of complexity but the overall notion that other human beings have a lifetime of experience is agreeable. -
2017-01-01 at 8:02 PM UTC in NEW YEARS EVE PARTY THREAD: ANOMALYS AFTERPARTY EDITION
Originally posted by HampTheToker And, not one typo.
Your moonshine is bunk, son.
It definitly isnt. I utilized this thing called spell check which converts my typos into their correct form. Technology is amazing. -
2017-01-01 at 9:31 AM UTC in NEW YEARS EVE PARTY THREAD: ANOMALYS AFTERPARTY EDITIONShit niggas. If you can get your hands on 95% ethanol I highly advise it. I may become a moonshine fan. Shit I may need to learn to distill from grain. Im loving this. Anyway I could be using what I am drinking as fuel for something better but I would rather fuel my drunken life.
2017!!!! -
2017-01-01 at 8:36 AM UTC in NEW YEARS EVE PARTY THREAD: ANOMALYS AFTERPARTY EDITIONThis is fucking NIS why isnt anyone on? Oh yeah its fucking NIS. Fucking assholes. Try and throw a new years bash and no one shows up. Ill drink this fucking moonshine myself. I dont give a fuck.
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2017-01-01 at 8:05 AM UTC in Happy new year y'all
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Maybe 2017 will be the year that they will finally come out with a good opiate rc
Now thats something EVERYBODY can enjoy! -
2017-01-01 at 8:01 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by mmQ I know. As usual, I was there, celebrating the coming of the new year. (Istanbul)
After she got home, Carleen stared in exasperation at the tremendous mess left behind by her drunken husband. Jim was off at the bars as usual on a Tuesday afternoon, likely Sportsman's or The Break Room. Carleen slumped her head and began to weep, openly, loudly, for no less than 30 minutes, her sobs echoing off the clutter and cheap, hole-pocked wallpaper. She slowly found her way to the only vacant kitchen chair and took a seat.
*CRASH!*
Jim stumbled out from around the corner, CONSUMED with the being of vodka, and let out a guttural belch of laughter.
"YEW STUPID BITCH!." Carleen immediately noticed the crowbar in Jim's hand, and the horrifying look in his eyes. Before she had a chance to react Jim lunged toward her with the rage of a pack of rabid wolves, heaving the crowbar directly into the top of her skull in one mighty blow.
Carleen felt the change. Seething hot pain. Red. Black. Swirls. HOT. BLACK. She couldn't know what had happened, but she knew. She could see Jim hovering above her with a painfully wry smirk settled on his face. She could feel herself moaning.. gurgling.. but heard nothing but white hot pain.
"..een"
"..leen!"
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"CARLEEN!!"
She could hear him. He was screaming her name, staring directly into her eyes.
"I fucking told you CARLEEN. I FUCKING TOLD YOU. STAY. OFF. MY. BROWSING HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!"
Jim spat in her face as he wrenched the crowbar from her skull. *crraack* A satisfying sound. He stepped back and listened for a final moment as Carleen let out her melancholy sobs of defeated pain. Jim stepped back one more time and shifted his weight to deliver the ending blow and teach Carleen her final lesson.
Hey man, this is my safe space and I would really appreciate if you didnt trigger me with such vivid and sexual roleposting. k thx bi -
2017-01-01 at 7:59 AM UTC in NEW YEARS EVE PARTY THREAD: ANOMALYS AFTERPARTY EDITIONMusic is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-BXxX1x4y8 until someone changes it.
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2017-01-01 at 7:58 AM UTC in NEW YEARS EVE PARTY THREAD: ANOMALYS AFTERPARTY EDITIONLETS STAY FUCKED UP! This party never ends folks. Its the year 2017. Will world war 3 happen in a nuclear fashion? Will the Muslims finally invade any nation successfully? Will the police state prosper or will it wither? Only CURRENT YEAR 2.0: The Currenting will tell! Stick around in this thread folks you wont want to fucking miss it!
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2017-01-01 at 7:53 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by mmQ Death to all infidels
infidels in what sense? What kind of fidelity are we talking about? -
2017-01-01 at 7:36 AM UTC in its new year
Originally posted by HampTheToker Donald Trump could quite possibly escalate to total war with Arab nations given the right provocation?
Aside from everything else that is wrong about the above post I would like to address this statment directly. It is truly foolish to believe Donald Trump, president or not, would himself have any influence over any legitimate war with any other nation(s). Any American should know that any Act of War must be determined by the Congress. And sure you can say "Well he will tweet us into WW3!" and thats like fucking stupid. WW2 took the assassination of some fucking diplomat. To think twitter posturing would cause war is fucking stupid. -
2017-01-01 at 7:20 AM UTC in its new yearnu yeer
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2016-12-31 at 10:21 PM UTC in Happy new year y'all
Originally posted by Merlin Happy Nuke Year!
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2016-12-31 at 10:08 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Malice You should both crossdress and have her peg you.
second. anal experiences can be very cathartic. -
2016-12-31 at 10:07 PM UTC in Better shits and pissesSquatting is a very good pooping posture. Unlike sitting down where the colon is kind of folded poping a squat allows that fucker to just slide right out.
