Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
You don't need bottom shelf Vodka when you got lemon water…Jezzzzuzzz
lemon water is not a GABAgenic though. Not only are you missing out on essential vitamins by only drinking water infused with citric acid and flavenoids but by not taking psychoactives your glutamine receptors aren't being worked. Schplew RECEES PIECES BE UPON HIM said that Godhood immortality can be achieved through use of Fish oil, Ketamine, Alcohol, Nicotine and Crouton and mystical drug health combos like stacking peptides and smart drugs with super foods.
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Got paid to work the door at the bar tonight. $160 for 6 hours, plus all i could drink, played like 10 games of pool and got free lemon pepper wings and taco plate.Just got home, started and finished a bottle of jameson myself. Brown sugar boba milk tea+ whiskey tastes like irish coffee,
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2022-03-13 at 1:48 AM UTC
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Originally posted by mmQ
Did you ever want him to hit you? What was the most important argument you two ever got in?
Money. How it was spent. I honestly never thought about him hitting me. Lol J guess he could shoot his shot.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Why?
Because with sunny side up the top of the egg white is snotty and with over or down both sides are greasy. With basted only one side need touch your oil while the top is steamed nicely white with no snot and no grease.
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Kafka
What are you on?
The monitor nigga
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2022-03-12 at 6:59 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Sudo
Oh hi Stephanie. I didn't know it was you
Not even remotely on the mark 🙄
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by WellHung
fucking a nigger in her ass while pulling her hair.
we all know thats a fib cuz we all know aint no black girl lettin you touch her hair
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2022-03-12 at 6:44 PM UTC
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
THE goat tail.
what the H?
Just the proverbial goat tail that gets passed around
Yeah it was from a costume that I believe he had commissioned. Not everyone dressed up like goats but he elected to, I believe as a reference to the "goat boy" character from Bill Hicks
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
WHOLESOME
HEARD
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Originally posted by mmQ
WHOLESOME
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2022-03-12 at 6:02 PM UTC
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
This just TRIGGERED my memory from when my friend's GAY co-wo (that's slang for co-worker) introduced us to this gay bar called Valentine's and we would go there and they played this song a lot. It was the only gay bar I've ever been to and it was a really good time man, gay people are fun and they buy you lots of free drinks, which was probably my main reason for going there.
One time we got really faded and ENT (shout out to krolo) up taking these shots called Urine Samples which were supposed to be like a designer shot that you would use to prank your drunk friends because they were literally supposed to taste like warm pee. I think they even heated them up in a microwave to make them the right temp
Idk. That's a thing
Yeah I've always had good experiences at this HOMOSEXUAL ESTABLISHMENT locally. There is another gay bar which is apparently much gayer and I've never went but they definitely have scheduled orgies people I know have been to and dress up like goats for. Some people I know filmed a music video there.
Gay folks kno how to have fun in the most debauched way possible
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
Remember when Facebook was relatively new and people would post status updates like
'holy fuck you guys I cant believe that just happened?'
obv baiting for replies OMG what?! What was it? What was the thing that just happened I'm so curious now!
And then they're like
I was just making scrambled eggs in this frying pan and they sort of assembled themselves and took the shape of Mickey mouse!
Remember that?
I don't remember that but I remember when you could see every comment and shit wasn't deleted and people would leave profile pictures up whose comments detailed an argument over an ex friend who may or may not have STOLEN AN EGG PATTERNED SWEATER
I don't even think you could delete comments in those days because a girl commented on a profile picture I had with someone calling him a "freak" and how I shouldn't have him in my profile picture but I just left it there. Maybe I didn't care back then because I was scummier, idk
You could basically post anything and not worry about being censored or anyone giving a fuck. I remember tons of people posting "G's and E's 4 $@LE get@me 555-6969" and there being no repercussions. Now u can't even say u like turtles without info popping up asking you to donate to the turtle rescue foundation of South Lebanon mountain
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2022-03-12 at 5:12 PM UTC
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Who Should Be Next?
He's dead and I helped. I busted his chops so much about him being too old and fat to use the upstairs of his house that in a fit of rage he attempted to climb to the top floor of his house. During the arduous accent he collapsed from sheer exhaustion and tumbled down the stairs to his death from a broken neck.
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2022-03-12 at 3:29 PM UTC
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Who Should Be Next?
Originally posted by mmQ
He's gonna wait it out like 2 weeks to get our hopes up and then come back with a hehehehehe you fuckers thought I was gone for good but NOOOOOPE. and then probably a fucking TSUNAMI of copy pastas he's gonna have all geared up and ready to go.
I'm calling it now.
Fuck I'm sorry again.
He's dead
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Originally posted by mmQ
Lol. You and Sudo are my two faves.
You two and Falco. I love the three of you a lot.
Beanie fam fo' lyfe !
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2022-03-12 at 4:45 AM UTC
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My kitty died :(
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2022-03-12 at 4:30 AM UTC
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I kissed a girl and I liked it 💋 😘 🎶 🎵 🍒 🌸 🌼 🍒 💋 🎶 🎵
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2022-03-12 at 2:35 AM UTC
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My kitty died :(
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Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
2022-03-12 at 2:10 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Kafka
Stfu
Nah
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