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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    but we don't need to exactly find that information. we can create it!
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  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    All my friends are heathens take it slowwwđŸŽ¶đŸ’“
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  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    That’s true 
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  5. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_McNuggets
    Chicken McNuggets

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    Chicken McNuggets

    Nutritional value per 10 pieces (162 g) No sauce
    Energy 440 kcal (1,800 kJ)
    Carbohydrates
    30 g (10%)
    Sugars 0 g
    Dietary fiber 2 g
    Fat
    30 g (44%)
    Saturated 5 g (25%)
    Protein
    22 g
    Vitamins Quantity%DV†
    Vitamin A equiv. 0%0 ÎŒg
    Vitamin C 2%2 mg
    Minerals Quantity%DV†
    Calcium 2%20 mg
    Iron 8%1 mg
    Sodium 60%900 mg
    Other constituents Quantity
    Energy from fat 270 kcal (1,100 kJ)
    Cholesterol 65 mg (22%)
    May vary outside United States
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    ÎŒg = micrograms ‱ mg = milligrams
    IU = International units
    †Percentages are roughly approximated using US recommendations for adults.
    Source: McDonald's Meal Builder
    Chicken McNuggets are a type of chicken nuggets sold by the international fast food restaurant chain McDonald's. They consist of small pieces of reconstituted boneless chicken meat that have been battered and deep fried.[1] Chicken McNuggets were conceived by Keystone Foods in the late 1970s and introduced in select markets in 1981.[2] The nuggets were made available worldwide by 1983 after correcting a supply issue. The formula was changed in 2016 to remove artificial preservatives and improve the nutritional value.

    Description and origin
    The Chicken McNugget is a small piece of processed chicken meat that is fried in batter and flash-frozen at a central manufacturing facility, then shipped out and sold at McDonald's restaurants. It was conceived by Keystone Foods founder Herb Lotman in the late 1970s.[3][4]

    McDonald's first executive chef, René Arend, a native of Luxembourg, created the Chicken McNuggets recipe in 1979. "The McNuggets were so well-received that every franchise wanted them", said Arend in a 2009 interview. "There wasn't a system to supply enough chicken".[5] Supply problems were solved by 1983, and Chicken McNuggets became available nationwide in the United States.[6] In Canada, the national release was in late January 1984.[7]

    According to McDonald's, the nuggets come in four shapes: the bell, the bow-tie, the ball and the boot. The reason for the four different shapes is to ensure consistent cooking times for food safety.[8][9] Four shapes were chosen because McDonalds states "The 4 shapes we make Chicken McNuggets in was the perfect equilibrium of dipability and fun. 3 would’ve been too few. 5 would’ve been, like, wacky."[10]

    Ingredients
    As of August 1, 2016, the ingredients within the United States are as follows: White boneless chicken, water, salt, seasoning (yeast extract, salt, wheat starch, natural flavoring, safflower oil, lemon juice solids, dextrose, citric acid), sodium phosphates. Battered and breaded with water, enriched flour (bleached wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), yellow corn flour, bleached wheat flour, salt, leavening (baking soda, sodium acid pyrophosphate, sodium aluminum phosphate, monocalcium phosphate, calcium lactate), spices, wheat starch, dextrose, corn starch. Prepared in vegetable oil (canola oil, corn oil, soybean oil, hydrogenated soybean oil) with citric acid as a preservative. McDonald's ingredients can vary outside of the US. In August 2016 McDonald's announced that Chicken McNuggets no longer contained artificial preservatives.[11]

    Sale
    Chicken McNuggets are sold in various portion sizes depending on the country of purchase. In the United States, they come in packs of 4, 6, 10, 20 and 50 (in selected stores).[12] In some markets, including the United Kingdom, they are sold in packs of 4 (as part of a Happy Meal), 6, 9 or 20 (as a "ShareBox").[13] In New Zealand and Australia, they are also available in 3-packs in Happy Meals and Heart Foundation-approved "Tick healthy" meals. In Canada, Chicken McNuggets are sold in packs of 4 (as part of a Happy Meal), 6, 10, and 20. A 50-piece McNuggets meal deal has been promoted at times for special events such as the NFL's Super Bowl.[14]

    They have recently been introduced by McDonald's in India, first as a part of its "Breakfast Meal" and later in the regular menu in May 2009. A halal version of the McNuggets have been sold at two franchises in Dearborn, Michigan, beginning in the early 2000s, bringing in double the average McNuggets sales.[15]

    Variants
    In September 2020, McDonald's introduced Spicy Chicken McNuggets in the United States for a limited time along with Mighty Hot Sauce. Spicy Chicken McNuggets returned, for a limited time, in February 2021 and September 2023.[16][17]

    Criticism
    In a 2002 lawsuit against McDonald's, a judge commented that Chicken McNuggets are a "McFrankenstein" creation.[18] The judge identified that rather than being merely chicken fried in a pan, McNuggets included elements not utilized by the home cook, including unusual sounding ingredients such as extracts of rosemary, vitamins (niacin, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, and folic acid) all of which are common in enriched flour, and leavening (baking soda, calcium lactate, etc.).[19]

    The 2004 documentary Super Size Me states that "[o]riginally created from old chickens that can no longer lay eggs, McNuggets are now made from chickens with unusually large breasts. They're stripped from the bone, and ground-up into a sort of 'chicken mash', which is then combined with all sorts of stabilizers and preservatives, pressed into familiar shapes, breaded, deep-fried, freeze-dried, and then shipped to a McDonald's near you." Super Size Me also alleged inclusion of ingredients such as TBHQ, polydimethylsiloxane, and others not used by a typical home cook.[20] This was subsequently restated by CNN.[21] Marion Nestle, a New York University professor and author of What to Eat, says that the ingredients in McNuggets probably pose no health risks.[21]

    Before August 2016, dimethylpolysiloxane and TBHQ were listed as ingredients in the McNuggets cooking process.[22] According to Lisa McComb, a media relations representative for McDonald's, dimethylpolysiloxane is used as a matter of safety to keep the frying oil from foaming. A review of animal studies by the World Health Organization found no adverse health effects associated with dimethylpolysiloxane. TBHQ is a common preservative for vegetable oils, cereals, nuts, cookies, chips and animal fats,[23] found in other foods such as Girl Scout Cookies[24] and Quaker Chewy Granola Bars.[25] The U.S. Food and Drug Administration sets an upper limit of 0.02% of the oil or fat content in foods,[26] which like other foods, applies to the oil used in McNuggets. Effective use of TBHQ was 1 gram per 5,000 grams of cooking oil (1 gram per 11.023 pounds of cooking oil).

    In culture
    McNugget numbers
    Main article: Coin problem § McNugget numbers
    A mathematical problem, discussed on Eric W. Weisstein's MathWorld[27] and Brady Haran's YouTube channel "Numberphile,"[28] is that of determining the greatest number of McNuggets which cannot be made from any combination of pack sizes on offer. For example, in the UK, McNuggets are sold in boxes of 6, 9 or 20 (excluding Happy Meals). Consequently, the greatest number of McNuggets which cannot be purchased exactly is 43, the Frobenius number of the set {6,9,20}.[27] This means that all natural numbers greater than 43 can be expressed, in some way, as the sum of some multiple of each of 6, 9, and 20. For example, 139 = (5 × 20) + (5 × 6) + (1 × 9).

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    References
    Popken, Ben (December 9, 2014). "McDonald's shows how McNuggets are really made". CNBC.com. CNBC. Retrieved March 9, 2017.
    Letterman, David (June 4, 1981). "The Tonight Show". Retrieved August 12, 2017. It's June 1981 and the year is just about half over and I believe that, regardless of what happens from here on out, historians will recount 1981 as the year McDonald's introduced Chicken McNuggets. Now, I think so. Let's assume for a minute that there is a portion of the chicken anatomy that can accurately be described as nuggets. Is this something you want to eat, huh?
    "Keystone Foods". MCDONALD'S. May 13, 2014. Retrieved May 13, 2014.
    "Herb Lotman dies at 80; created system for making McDonald's burgers". LATIMES. May 11, 2014. Retrieved May 13, 2014.
    "The Cult of the McRib". MAXIM. February 3, 2009. Archived from the original on October 28, 2011. Retrieved October 25, 2011.
    "History of McDonald's Corporation – FundingUniverse". Fundinguniverse.com. Retrieved February 3, 2013.
    Goldstein, Paul (February 14, 1984). "Canada more golden for McDonald's arches". The Globe and Mail. Toronto ON. p. B1.
    "From Chicken to McNuggets – McDonalds". McDonalds.ca. Retrieved March 18, 2014.
    "Why McDonald's Chicken McNuggets Come In Only Four Shapes". Business Insider. Retrieved October 24, 2018.
    "Here's Why McDonald's Chicken Nuggets Come In 4 Specific Shapes". HuffPost. March 1, 2017. Retrieved October 24, 2018.
    "McDonald's Just Made A Big Change to Its Chicken McNuggets". Fortune.com. Retrieved August 1, 2016.
    "Chicken McNuggets". McDonald's. Retrieved April 21, 2014.
    "Chicken". McDonald's. Retrieved April 21, 2014.
    Aamoth, Doug. "CrunchDeals: 50 piece Chicken McNuggets bucket for $10 this weekend". Crunch Deals. Retrieved December 2, 2010.
    "Halal McNuggets a Hit in Detroit". Huda.
    "McDonald's Spicy Chicken McNuggets Are Back to Bless Us".
    Lamour, Joseph (September 21, 2023). "McDonald's Brings Back Spicy Chicken McNuggets for Limited Time". www.today.com. Retrieved September 26, 2023.
    Weiser, Benjamin (January 26, 2003). "Word for Word/Fast-Food Fracas; Your Honor, We Call Our Next Witness: McFrankenstein". New York Times. Retrieved December 2, 2010.
    Weiser, Benjamin (January 26, 2003). "Word for Word/Fast-Food Fracas; Your Honor, We Call Our Next Witness: McFrankenstein". The New York Times.
    Morgan Spurlock (2004). Super Size Me.
    Martin, David (June 25, 2010). "All McNuggets not created equal". CNN. Retrieved December 2, 2010.
    "McDonald's USA Ingredients Listing for Popular Menu Items" (PDF). McDonalds. October 9, 2010. p. 5. Archived from the original (PDF) on December 9, 2010. Retrieved December 2, 2010.
    "TBHQ — The most effective choice for vegetable oils". Archived from the original on April 25, 2012.
    "Nutrition Information for Girl Scout Cookies".
    "Quaker Chewy Granola Bars — Chocolate Chip Nutritional Information". Archived from the original on April 5, 2012. Retrieved November 10, 2011.
    "21 C.F.R. § 172.185". Law.justia.com. Retrieved February 3, 2013.
    Weisstein, Eric W. "McNugget Number". MathWorld. Wolfram Research, Inc. Retrieved April 21, 2014.
    "How to order 43 Chicken McNuggets – Numberphile". Numberphile. Retrieved April 21, 2014.
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    You do NOT Know this someone
    Now Sean, I Want You To Fight Mmq because you know what you did to blaine but what did blaine say and how did he feel about an mishap in the home? Blaine To Fight Blaine Would Be A Hard Time
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  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Kohl's cash is cool my mom took me there for my birthday last year lol I got like 500 dollars worth of shit for 150 bucks. That place is crazy

    Fuck yeah. To this day my mom will call me and ask if I want anything because she'll have 40% off her order and shit like that, get some good deals.
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  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker





    Seems more apt.
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I've recently become aware of some events to do with the alleged headquarters of &T walnut creek. There is actually a mental health facility facility closeby where a man named Joshua Van Buskirk was institutionalized then went on to molotov all of his groomsmen property while leaving joker cards and lubricant. Clearly this man was trained to "molotov everything" and is very autistic. There is almost no chance he didn't encounter a Mr. Hunter while in walnut creek.

    https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/East-Bay-man-nabbed-in-bizarre-arson-rampage-his-6738342.php

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/california-arson-suspect-targeted-his-groomsmen-police-say/


    I've also been given a top secret document called The Wozny Files which details a certain bay area man's pursuit of the Elusive Jeff Hunter through walnut creek. I'll share an excerpt here

    Everywhere I go I see your ghost.

    Everywhere I go I hear "hunter" and "totse." You are inside every orifice of mine. From the tip of my bald head to the Bunyans on my feet, you are in ever Fibre of my 480lb body.

    I'm used to moving in silence. Most of my rideshare passengers prefer it this way and it suits me just fine. My need to inform my passengers of important information may account for my one star rating but I stand by my methods. For this mission however I need a different approach.

    As I drive up and down the streets of walnut creek I find nothing but stares and awkward glances. They've all clearly been taught not to reveal any information on the Hunter. Several attempts at communication with thr public have been made, consisting of me driving up to persons, rolling down my window and asking if they know where Jeff is. Feigned confusion has been the reaction but I know I can find a chink in this towns armor. Their children.


    The children of walnut creek have the least amount of time being programmed not to reveal any information on their towns most important resident. I seek to exploit this weakness. I drive to a elementary school and find two boys of perhaps 10 standing outside. I approach with the confidence of a man who has done this sort of thing hundreds of times before.

    "Hi, boys Where's Jeff?" I ask

    The long sandy blonde haired one looks to his short and darker haired compatriot and stammers "ummm I think he's in school..ummm are you his dad?"

    A sly smile came to my face. "Yes I am his "Dad" I knew Jeff wouldn't be in such a low tier institution but his "school" for teaching men such as Van Buskirk was located closeby. "Take me to him"

    The dark haired one looked nervous. Clearly he knew the stakes. "We shouldn't get in sir"

    I looked in my car for an enticement, seeing only half empty packages of skittles and fudge rounds said "you can have some of my candy…not all but some." I stared intently at the boyish sandy blonde haired one in anticipation, wetting my lips with excitement.

    He responded "ummm…sir I'm not supposed to take candy-"

    "GET IN MY CAR" I yelled. I was not about to get out of my car and chase these two agile young temple disciples. Suddenly they took off running past my car through an alley and I floored my Toyota Matrix around thr corner. When I reached the other side of thr alley I watched the dark haired boy dissappear across the road to a park. The blonde was lying in the alley apparently having twisted his foot. I didn't want to have to do this but fluid situation required drastic measures

    I reluctantly opened the door and stood outside the vehicle I had not left in months. I reached under my severely reclined seat for the items I had prepared for this very situation: A 2 million volt taser and duct tape. I slowly approached the boy brandishing the duct tape as he looked up at me stricken in fear.

    "Looks like the hunter has become the hunted" I said Then Everything went black and I've only been able to surmise what happened next from newspaper reports
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  9. Originally posted by Loing I used to pronounce mmQ's username as "emm-kyoo" but now I go "mmmuq' with a very gutteral Q sound, like a drop of water dripping into a deep hole.

    I always thing of it as Mmmm... questions.
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  10. Loing African Astronaut
    I used to pronounce mmQ's username as "emm-kyoo" but now I go "mmmuq' with a very gutteral Q sound, like a drop of water dripping into a deep hole.
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  11. CandyRein Black Hole


    Wonder what was the movie đŸ€”
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  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Dominos like you boo ❀
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  13. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    thank you gord

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  14. Loing African Astronaut
    Asked ButtGPT

    **McNorris Burger**

    *Inspired by ruggedness and a blend of flavors, the McNorris pays homage to the adventurous spirit with its tantalizing combination of ingredients.*

    **Ingredients:**

    1. **Soft, Stone-Baked Ciabatta Bun** - A slightly crispy exterior with a soft interior, giving a rustic texture.
    2. **Angus Beef Patty** - A thick and juicy 100% Angus beef patty, grilled to perfection.
    3. **Smoky Hickory Bacon** - Two strips of crispy, smoky hickory-flavored bacon.
    4. **White Cheddar Cheese** - A slice of sharp white cheddar cheese, melted to perfection.
    5. **Spicy Jalapeño Aioli** - A creamy aioli sauce with a kick from finely chopped jalapeños.
    6. **Caramelized Onions** - Slowly cooked to a golden brown, adding a touch of sweetness.
    7. **Romaine Lettuce & Fresh Tomato Slices** - Fresh, crisp romaine lettuce and juicy tomato slices to add a refreshing crunch.
    8. **Pickled Red Cabbage Slaw** - A tangy slaw that provides a contrasting bite to the richness of the burger.

    **Serving Suggestion:**

    Pair it with **Cajun Spiced Fries** and a **Maple Iced Coffee** to round off the McNorris experience.

    **Promotion:**

    For its introduction, customers can get a "McNorris Adventure Pack" which includes a small compass keychain and a map of popular hiking trails, encouraging them to embrace their adventurous spirit!

    **Trivia:**

    The name "McNorris" plays off the idea of ruggedness, invoking images of adventurers and explorers. It's a burger not just for the hungry, but for the brave-hearted and the wild-spirited!
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  15. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox I didn’t read what the argument with t2k1 was about it’s probably some dumb bullshit lol. But I just hate when people say in an argument “no you have to prove ME wrong”. Like one of you has to prove something otherwise it’s just 2 people jerking each other off back and forth, but without the payoff

    I believe that is the entire point of this place. lol
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  16. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I made a statement that you disputed. Your dispute is meaningful only if you can back it up.

    Me: The sky is blue.

    You: No it isn't you just repeated something someone else said that is wrong.

    Me: Prove I'm wrong other than because you say so.

    You: *crickets*



    Einstein: Time is relative

    Everyone else: Wtf no it’s not

    Einstein: I made a statement that you’re disputing that means you have to prove me wrong, dumbass. Otherwise, I’m right
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    honestly though I mostly lived in a housing commission duplex growing up, times is rough

    time is relative, but also rough
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  18. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I can just imagine one of his slow ass videos w him trying to use words coming soon
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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I hung out with a friend from 20 some years ago who was really high on propane and talking hilarious about life and mental illness and shit. He implored me to be emotionally vulnerable and I basically told him that my soul is gone. I'm almost completely off subs so it's fucking with me too. I came off opiates for a day or 2 a few munfs ago n ent up getting bear maced so I did some iso. I really need to change these sheets and make some food. I lost like 40-45 lbs in the last probably 6 months. I'm like Mac off sunny. I remember reading about how he lost all that weight and he basically made it seem like how he was able to lose all that weight was by being a rich white man. It's pretty gay how lefty most of the cast is and makes it a Lil more difficult for me to watch in retrospect. That's part of how I'm broken.

    U can really lose alot of weight by alcohol and stress too. And also never sleeping that's a big one. When u drink with real binge drinkers they say "I eat when I'm done drinking" because the food slows them down and soaks some likka up so at 8am or whenever your tryna stop drinking they eat something after theyve expended alot of energy fucking fighting and being no good all night but I'm a stressed out nigger with shit to do so I tend to wake up quickly to my phone ringing and go work or do errands and try to function, periodically needing alcohol/energy drinks/opiates/Marijuana to continue a low level of functioning. I really need to increase my vibration. My friend has great vibrations when he means to, that's probably what attracted us to each other (gay) and now he's kinda seen I'm a busted ass fortress. I took this Nigerian girl to a busted ass fortress and she took a bunch of pics of us and put them on social media then I fucked this stupid white ho and ignored her for months which definitely hurt her but she literally literally literally asked me to take her to the barbie movie like that confused me to much I couldn't let her do that it made me so much more uncomfortable to go on a fucking date and be asked what I thought instead of seeing me naked and listen to heavily abridged and redacted stories about me. I gotta find a soul I feel like every time I have a chance to get one I fuck it up by da worst of da coping skills. I can blame my parents and be a faggot or blame no one but myself. Fuck my sons gonna have some trouble and that freaks me out hence the alcohol and poor decisions. This post is a work of fiction I saw on a podcast when I was driving me 50cc scooter I don't need a license or registration to operate. Fuck they slapped me with some stupid conditions Holy fuck. ANYWAY I wish I could type as fast as scion this post took 19 hours typing on me Gameboy color
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  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Actually that's a point lol. Garret, if you don't have a copy yet and have a steam account add me (lrogers54 / MadeInTarth) and I'll buy you a copy. Retarded as funpimps are, they deserve a couple more of my shekels
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