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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian There's always new ones being born…there would be a continuous stream of customers and you could tax each transaction too…I mean the soon to be dead guy isn't going to care where his money goes.

    It's the legacy of religion that makes it taboo…but we are not monkeys in trees praying to the sun god anymore…if a nigga wants out it should be his human right to do it legally and painlessly.

    Calmly laying down in front of a full-steamed train is pretty close. Yeah yeah someone has to clean up the remains but they chose that job and get paid well anyway. The legality of suicide is pretty irrelevant after it's accomplished.

    Or, for a less gruesome, open-casket finish, the Malice route is still readily available. Literally a peaceful falling asleep to never wake up.

    These options are also much cheaper than it would be to use one of those suicide machines they have in Switzerland or wherever the fuck.

    I think we can all agree that despite the fact euthanasia is illegal here, if one wants to calmly, or violently kill themselves, they can very easily do so, on less than an hour's notice at that. Mere minutes depending on your access to guns, sharp objects, tall rooftops or interstates/train tracks, lengths of rope and rickety stools.
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  2. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    yall ever hear about the suicide coaster



  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I learned just yesterday that the worst rollercoaster accident in the world only killed 5 people. It was going to be a 30 minute video about it but they announced that part at the beginning and I was like oh ok well that's pretty much all I need to know. It broke and fell backwards and just 5 died. Got it. Next.
  4. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Calmly laying down in front of a full-steamed train is pretty close. Yeah yeah someone has to clean up the remains but they chose that job and get paid well anyway. The legality of suicide is pretty irrelevant after it's accomplished.

    Or, for a less gruesome, open-casket finish, the Malice route is still readily available. Literally a peaceful falling asleep to never wake up.

    These options are also much cheaper than it would be to use one of those suicide machines they have in Switzerland or wherever the fuck.

    I think we can all agree that despite the fact euthanasia is illegal here, if one wants to calmly, or violently kill themselves, they can very easily do so, on less than an hour's notice at that. Mere minutes depending on your access to guns, sharp objects, tall rooftops or interstates/train tracks, lengths of rope and rickety stools.

    Yeah those are not good solutions, 1..they are illegal 2...they could put others at risk...3 as mentioned gory shit...4...there's always the possibility of survival or pain.

    No, simply putting you to sleep first with a nice anesthetic just like when you go to have your gall bladder removed and then something else to stop the heart once you're under.

    Simple, painless and no gore...again cost isn't really an issue as you're not going to need the $$ once you're gone.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Yeah those are not good solutions, 1..they are illegal 2…they could put others at risk…3 as mentioned gory shit…4…there's always the possibility of survival or pain.

    No, simply putting you to sleep first with a nice anesthetic just like when you go to have your gall bladder removed and then something else to stop the heart once you're under.

    Simple, painless and no gore…again cost isn't really an issue as you're not going to need the $$ once you're gone.

    Why would the legality be a concern, the same way money isn't a concern?

    And ok, literally just acquire the pentobarbital and do it one's self. Or exit bag stuff. This has been absolutely heavily researched and people who want to truly peacefully end their life can do it on their own, with no risk at all.

    At the very least, just go to a country where it's legal to be euthanized.
  6. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Why would the legality be a concern, the same way money isn't a concern?

    And ok, literally just acquire the pentobarbital and do it one's self. Or exit bag stuff. This has been absolutely heavily researched and people who want to truly peacefully end their life can do it on their own, with no risk at all.

    At the very least, just go to a country where it's legal to be euthanized.

    Offering ways to illegally do it doesn't address the issue of why there isn't a legal means to do it.

    Also as for your suggested method...Some folks like to pay others to change their oil rather than doing it themselves.

    The "why don't you build a house yourself if you want one"...isn't a really good argument.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Offering ways to illegally do it doesn't address the issue of why there isn't a legal means to do it.

    Also as for your suggested method…Some folks like to pay others to change their oil rather than doing it themselves.

    The "why don't you build a house yourself if you want one"…isn't a really good argument.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_tourism

    /thread lol
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Calmly laying down in front of a full-steamed train is pretty close. Yeah yeah someone has to clean up the remains but they chose that job and get paid well anyway. The legality of suicide is pretty irrelevant after it's accomplished.

    Or, for a less gruesome, open-casket finish, the Malice route is still readily available. Literally a peaceful falling asleep to never wake up.

    These options are also much cheaper than it would be to use one of those suicide machines they have in Switzerland or wherever the fuck.

    I think we can all agree that despite the fact euthanasia is illegal here, if one wants to calmly, or violently kill themselves, they can very easily do so, on less than an hour's notice at that. Mere minutes depending on your access to guns, sharp objects, tall rooftops or interstates/train tracks, lengths of rope and rickety stools.

    I couldn't disagree more ...laying down in front of a train is not even close... why do you say that? That is a much different death... if you actually die and dont get maimed... then peacefully going to sleep forever in a comfortable hospital room after a non-invasive shot.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol kill yourself
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    The best the most appealing thing about getting euthanized is that you are guaranteed to die. You don't have to worry about failing and then making things worse afterwards. For cowards and pussies like me who are afraid to hurt themselves... or afraid to go through the harrowing experience of suicide .. it alleviates that. If it was going to be painless... and it came down to getting a shot... or pushing a button... and I was 100% guaranteed the job would get done... it would have been done already... and that's 100% guaranteed.
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol kill yourself

    I need something that's 100% guaranteed... like... for instance... if your mom sits on my face. Last thing I need is to live through it and be even more hapless and incompetent after the fact.
  12. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_tourism

    /thread lol

    Um not really. Shouldn't have to travel to bumfucked Egypt to KYS...again the problem here is a lack of legal options in the land of the FREEEEE

    ETA: Those "legal" ones like the mentioned Oregon have strict requirements...like you have to be terminally ill and in great pain etc...that's no fucking good for most folks.
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Yeah those are not good solutions, 1..they are illegal 2…they could put others at risk…3 as mentioned gory shit…4…there's always the possibility of survival or pain.

    No, simply putting you to sleep first with a nice anesthetic just like when you go to have your gall bladder removed and then something else to stop the heart once you're under.

    Simple, painless and no gore…again cost isn't really an issue as you're not going to need the $$ once you're gone.

    Exactly. Ty very much. Mmq got a wet brain and ain't thinking too clearly these days.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Um not really. Shouldn't have to travel to bumfucked Egypt to KYS…again the problem here is a lack of legal options in the land of the FREEEEE

    The best way to get their attention about this is for more and more people to kill themselves and publicly and gruesome ways, to the point that they get sick and tired of sending people out and wasting resources to clean up the intestines and brain matter.

    So, it's either keep complaining and crying that killing yourself is too difficult, or just do it. It's obviously not difficult at all, lol.
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Trollin trollin trollin, keep that motor boat goin'
  16. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ The best way to get their attention about this is for more and more people to kill themselves and publicly and gruesome ways, to the point that they get sick and tired of sending people out and wasting resources to clean up the intestines and brain matter.

    So, it's either keep complaining and crying that killing yourself is too difficult, or just do it. It's obviously not difficult at all, lol.

    No you're still not getting it.

    For starters this is about RIGHTS AND FREEDOM...something this country is supposed to be all about (/scoff)

    If a nigga wants to end his life, painlessly and without the trauma of doing it himself (which IS going to be traumatic unless you are completely nutty) he shouldn't have to travel to Botswana, or lay on a train track to do it. He should be able to go down the street to:

    "KYS inc. - We do the deed for you - 50% off via gov subsidy this month (black people only qualify for this discount)"

    LAND OF THE FREE MOTHERSKILLET...LAND OF THE FREE.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I agree, MATE. Until that happens, the BEST way to enact the change that we want to see, is to continue to ILLEGALLY kill ourselves in horrible fashions. Or just cry about it forever and ever.
  18. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I agree, MATE. Until that happens, the BEST way to enact the change that we want to see, is to continue to ILLEGALLY kill ourselves in horrible fashions. Or just cry about it forever and ever.

    ...or we could glue ourselves to the freeway.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    See Papa Wren is just trying to help but is misunderstood like always. Maybe I will also kill myself to be the catalyst for this movement we're starting right now today. You can thank me later when euthanasia is suddenly legalized across all 50 states, I'd say by the end of the year. You're welcome.
  20. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kawkasian No you're still not getting it.

    For starters this is about RIGHTS AND FREEDOM…something this country is supposed to be all about (/scoff)

    If a nigga wants to end his life, painlessly and without the trauma of doing it himself (which IS going to be traumatic unless you are completely nutty) he shouldn't have to travel to Botswana, or lay on a train track to do it. He should be able to go down the street to:

    "KYS inc. - We do the deed for you - 50% off via gov subsidy this month (black people only qualify for this discount)"

    LAND OF THE FREE MOTHERSKILLET…LAND OF THE FREE.

    LOL think of the business possibilities, take Grandmammy in for the All In One service. Put her to sleep, have a memorial service and cremate in one day. Plus for a limited time get a 20% off coupon to your pick of KFC or Churches chicken for the entire fambly.
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