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  1. play this at all hours to scramble their sensors.

    You ever find reliable wheel cleaner or u just boofin clear now?

  2. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven Mmmq why did you break general Johnsons phone what's up with that

    just to watch him fix it
  3. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked play this at all hours to scramble their sensors.

    You ever find reliable wheel cleaner or u just boofin clear now?


    no i didnt plz check tg fam

    not really boofing much lately. was bangin for a minute but that gets to be a slippery slope. i just did a couple times recently because its kinda almost like slamming. not really but closer than using my nose
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven Mmmq why did you break general Johnsons phone what's up with that

    I tossed it out the car window because he disrespekked me. He needed to see reason. He needed to learn the hard way.
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by CandyRein If you love me what’s my favorite color ?

    Lol jk..


    Nigga..I love you too ..but I’ve been setting the city on fire cooking up dope in the air fryer …

    white
  6. Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian lol gurrllll

    i love you but i feel there are some major misconceptions about things so i found this guide that will help to alleviate any concerns:


    a 1 ml syringe is the size of like a pencil. theres not any stretching or anything like that necessary. its not painful. there is no shit that comes out of the body and no fingers enter or anything like that. its altogether a cleaner process than wiping your ass one time after shitting, and after the first couple times it doesnt really register as anything other than a normal ROA. certainly less disgusting than IV drug use, thats 4 sure

    Is there a popping sound when you pull it out?
  7. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Is there a popping sound when you pull it out?

    When I pull out it sounds like a salami stick squeezing out of a toothpaste tube
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Is there a popping sound when you pull it out?

    If you lay on your back with your b-hole face up into the air, with a little precision finger-work, there doesn't need to be any insertion or sounds involved whatsoever. That is reserved for professionals only, of course.
  9. Originally posted by POLECAT white

    her favourite color is pink because it rhymes with chink.

    she confessed.
  10. Originally posted by Rape Monster When I pull out it sounds like a salami stick squeezing out of a toothpaste tube

    Alright. How about a pullstring?
  11. Loing African Astronaut
    I used to pronounce mmQ's username as "emm-kyoo" but now I go "mmmuq' with a very gutteral Q sound, like a drop of water dripping into a deep hole.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Alright. How about a pullstring?

    Sure. I'll tie one end of this string to my penis, and you pull the other end.
  13. Originally posted by Loing I used to pronounce mmQ's username as "emm-kyoo" but now I go "mmmuq' with a very gutteral Q sound, like a drop of water dripping into a deep hole.

    I always thing of it as Mmmm... questions.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Originally posted by Rape Monster Sure. I'll tie one end of this string to my penis, and you pull the other end.

    As long as I can use a 10-foot pole, sure.
  15. Loing African Astronaut
    Yeah that's how I started off but you know how I am with names
  16. Loing African Astronaut
    Mmm questions > Mr Questions > McKyoo > Emkyu > mmuQ
  17. You could also look at it as someone with their mouth full saying thank you.
  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As long as I can use a 10-foot pole, sure.

    I washed.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I always thing of it as Mmmm… questions.

    WHOLESOME
  20. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ WHOLESOME

    What about me saying it like a drop of water dripping into a deep hole, that's pretty holesome
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