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2017-01-31 at 4:39 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
Originally posted by mmQ I've bean taking a shit for 25 minutes even though I was done 20 minutes ago.
I do this every day when I get home from work
I sit on the toilet and the only reason I get up is because my leg goes numbThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-31 at 3:26 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionwhats your dad's email addressThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-31 at 5:28 AM UTC in Album Review: SYMBOL - SYMBOLhttps://symbolnyc.bandcamp.com/releases
I immediately regret downloading this 'album' (7 tracks at around two and a half minutes each makes for a mercifully short runtime of 15 minutes or so) in FLAC. I have to check to make sure everything's plugged in correctly because for the first 20 seconds or so, there's nothing but muffled bangs and static.
After that first pause though, the track explodes into a cacophany of awful. I can't understand a word of the vocals; the combination of the horrible audio quality and what I assume is a very serious drug-potentiated mental disability is like running a crumpled up sheet of sandpaper with flecks of shit and blood caked to it over my ear drums. Speaking of, drums are the only instrument used throughout the album - timing is all over the place, and they sound like they're half full of salt or sand or something.
The second track is lighter on the drums and more focused on the vocals - I could actually understand what he was saying in this one, but that's because the only two words used in the lyrics are 'bundy' and 'YEAH'. Aside from that, same criticisms apply.
To my surprise, the tracks do actually progress with the album - the first few are shouty and largely indescipherable, but they're at least cogent enough to conform to a rhythm and beat. This starts to fall apart at Let Me Be - the singer has apparently given up on trying to form words and just starts making noises, which progresses to just pure screaming in Maniac and Breakdown. It's literally "AAAAAA*BANG**BANG**BANG*ARRRHHHHHHHHHHH*BANG*AWOOOOOO*BANG*OOOOO" etc. for five minutes or so. There's actually a point in Breakdown where you can hear him start fucking up his timing and compensating by bashing the absolute fuck out of the drum; I expected to hear him punch a hole in it by accident - the only reason he didn't is probably the length of the track.
'Dissociated' is an excellent example of saving the absolute worst for last. There are no drums on this track, and very few words - it's mostly just mouth-sounds and clapping. Think the Gregorian Masters of Chant if they weren't masters of anything and had a choir for severely retarded children. The pure pain of listening through it is broken at a few points where the singer apparently tries to switch from sounds to actually saying something but fails abysmally - it's unexpectedly hilarious hearing him go from "AAAAaaawaaaawaaaaoooowaaaaaaayyy oh shhhiiii whyy whYY whhyaaaawaaaaaa".
If this album was a triangle it'd be scalene.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-31 at 4:37 AM UTC in bunch of muslims gunned down by hero canadianJust popcorn? Lazy bitch. If you're so adamant about this why don't you pick up a little more than that and contribute?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-31 at 3:38 AM UTC in What should I do with $140gotta get dem MBB and DO THE SCRAPEThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-31 at 1:34 AM UTC in New.It all started when I reached 777 Thanks on my main account and called it hitting the lottery and retired. Haha... nobody thought it was funny.
I posted as ACAB so I could get 1312 Thanks until retirement. Horatio Abernathy. A Simpsons Character wordplay and character in a Heinlein book. I think that's it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-31 at 12:13 AM UTC in Peeing your pantsYes. When I was a toddler my morbidly obese older sister used to have wild mood swings and sit on my lungs to make me gasp, and I learned that urinating all over her was the only way to make her get off. Even after I got too big for her to subdue easily, wetting myself had become a conditioned response to stress. Wherever I was, be it at home or school, in the car or at social events, I peed myself against my will. My secret weapon had become a shameful constant in my embarrassing childhood, and I'm very lucky I got control before hitting my teenage years.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-31 at 12:12 AM UTC in Peeing your pantsi shat myself at a little league baseball tournament
i played catcher so every time i popped a squat i could feel the doodoo against my bung
fuckThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-30 at 4:30 AM UTC in How can you read when highly fucked up?I remember trying to read lovecraft on acid; I was doing fine until I realised I'd been reading the same paragraph over and over again for the last half hour, then everything got tentacleyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-29 at 4:40 PM UTC in How can you read when highly fucked up?Close one eye son.
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2017-01-27 at 11:24 PM UTC in How did your parents give you allowance?My house was the local drug den, its hard to clean the kitchen when there's hookers smoking crack on the stove and drugs being manufactured in the basement.
My parents felt bad so they would give me $100 for the weekend and I would go stay at a friends house every weekend and we usually saw a movie or ordered pizza.
I woukd come home Sunday night and the house would be completely trashed, all the valuables from my room missing and people passed out all over the place. Usually nobody slept this entire time and they are still in party mode.
Sometimes the party goes through Monday morning and they are still there when I go to school and still there when I come back. Nobody leaves until the drugs run out, and there is a constant flurry of dealers and fiends so the drugs never ran out.
I tried to change the cat litter box once and some tweeked out looking crackhead wouldn't let me in the basement even though it was my house. He just stood in front of the door and said "can't do down there kid"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-27 at 1:05 AM UTC in got a job as a manager at apizzieraI would start applying for jobs and update my resume every day if I were you bud. This guy just aint gonna make it if he doesn't cut a triangle. If I ordered a pizza and I didn't get a triangle I would throw it at their face.
It should be illegal to call anything not triangular cut a "pizza", those square ones DO NOT TASTE THE SAME, THEY DON'T!.
The TRIANGLE is the ULTIMATE shape it is proven to be the MOST STABLE (look at the ROOF OF EVERY FUCKING HOUSE WHEN YOU WALK BY!!) A SQAURE PIZZA OR ANYTHING NOT TRIANGLE WILL JUST SAG IF YOU EAT IT WITH YOUR HANDS AND ONLY FAGS USE A KNIFE AND FORK FOR PIZZA!! the fuck nigga!!!1
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2017-01-26 at 1:42 PM UTC in Jacking off into a urinal
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeah I felt really bad and quickly went outside to go push carts cause I felt guilty
I'm sure this redeemed you in the eyes of the lord.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-26 at 12:23 PM UTC in Smoking Girls
Originally posted by mmQ I have the greatest sense of class, actro. People from all over the world call me and ask me about my sense of class. China absolutely loves my sense of class. If I have a sense of anything it's definitely class.
I was going to ask you how you do a 'power cringe' but I think I just did -
2017-01-26 at 1:26 AM UTC in Smoking GirlsOnly if they use a cigarette holder. Those never should have went away.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-24 at 8:41 PM UTC in bitchslapping forum members on video then posting
Originally posted by bling bling dose meth make ur pupils go like cid
Yes. Looking at yourself in the mirror while really high on meth is very intense, you might be there for hours.
People say "I took shrooms and looked in the mirror WHOA MAN", fuck that, I've taken psychedelics and dissociatives hundreds of times and its nothing compared to BATHROOM MADNESS high on meth.
Just take the pipe, bag, lighter and phone in the bathroom and lock the door, its like stepping in another dimension. Don't get too high though or you will never leave out of fear of seeing this when you open the door. Also you swear to god you see boots and flashing lights from under the crack of the door.
God help you if its a bathroom with a window, get ready to see all kinds of crazy shit like ladders and people climbing the ladder to look for you because you aren't answering the door because your locked in the bathroom.
lol this entire music video is meth hallucinations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFosUj6A22c
Post last edited by SCronaldo_J_Trump at 2017-01-24T20:43:14.285030+00:00The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-24 at 1:18 PM UTC in Lanny can we have 40 ppp plz?
Originally posted by Lanny Yeah, I should probably make the post per page thing a user setting. It's like this now because there's no great way to deeplink with multiple pages (the correct way incurs an extra request) but links break if I change it which is dumb.
Making a ticket
Thanks for looking into it.
Can you also make a calendar and then mark January 21st as Positive Day?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-24 at 2:07 AM UTC in best rc benzo or similar
Originally posted by RisiR Depends on the Benzos. They usually potentiate eachother. GABAa receptors are heteropentamere and have 5 subsets. Every Benzo has a different affinity to these 5 subsets and therefor a different effect.
Collect 'em all and mix as you please to find the most pleasant end of your life.
I wanna be very barred
Like no one ever recalls
To not pass out is my real test
To get high is my cause
I will travel across the net
Searching far and wide
Take any benzo I can get
The powder that's inside!
Benzodiazepines! Gotta take 'em all!
Got money, they're not free
Blackingout is my destiny,
Benzodiazepines! Oh I have no friends
Please just a few dollars, can you lend?
Benzodiazepines! A powder so pure
Oh the anxiolytic allureThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-22 at 10:10 PM UTC in Randy Airlines...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-22 at 5 PM UTC in speaking in tongues while you masturbate to necro pornsomebody else should try thisThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
