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Jacking off into a urinal

  1. 2017-01-25 at 8:03 PM UTC
    #1
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Idk why but I just thought of this and laughed out loud.
  2. 2017-01-25 at 9:38 PM UTC
    #2
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Shitting in a urinal is better
  3. 2017-01-25 at 10:13 PM UTC
    #3
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Can't imagine it's very satisfying, jerk off in the club and cum on random people would be a better idea.
  4. 2017-01-25 at 10:22 PM UTC
    #4
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i did this in 9th grade, there was cum on the toilet seat and i became a school legend

    then one day we did frog dissections and asked to go to the bathroom and rubbed my hands together like a jedi, the teacher flipped out thinking i was gonna fap to the autopsy
  5. 2017-01-25 at 10:25 PM UTC
    #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A urinal isn't a bathroom stall, sploo. And why the fuck would you become a school legend for leaving jizz on a toilet seat? What type of fucking school did you go to?
  6. 2017-01-25 at 10:28 PM UTC
    #6
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    a faggot skewl

    with a principal who expelled me for poking a girl with a pencil
  7. 2017-01-25 at 10:47 PM UTC
    #7
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by the holy ghost a faggot skewl

    with a principal who expelled me for poking a girl with a pencil

    Hey probably wanted to expell you just for being a fucking loser and only used the pencil poking as an excuse to do it.
  8. 2017-01-25 at 11:09 PM UTC
    #8
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind Hey probably wanted to expell you just for being a fucking loser and only used the pencil poking as an excuse to do it.

    i'm just enlightened lil' oby
  9. 2017-01-25 at 11:15 PM UTC
    #9
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Gotta shake out the last few drops.. Ahh fuck it might as well shake out a load while I'm at it.
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  10. 2017-01-26 at 1:31 AM UTC
    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    So thats how pubes get on urinals...
  11. 2017-01-26 at 4:25 AM UTC
    #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    While at work at HEB when I was 16 and on a bunch of adderall I went to the upstairs bathroom and jerked off all over the seat. The guy from the meat market came in right as I was washing my hands, and he went in and sat down on my semen and started a shit. I didn't even hear him get toilet paper to wipe the semen off. But he probably didn't see it cause that bathroom was dark.
  12. 2017-01-26 at 4:28 AM UTC
    #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    When I was born I snuck out of the nursery and blew my load all over the hospital hallways and every person ever totally stepped in it so there.
  13. 2017-01-26 at 4:39 AM UTC
    #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
  14. 2017-01-26 at 4:40 AM UTC
    #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the holy ghost a faggot skewl

    with a principal who expelled me for poking a girl with a pencil

    whyd you poke her with a pencil?
  15. 2017-01-26 at 4:44 AM UTC
    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby While at work at HEB when I was 16 and on a bunch of adderall I went to the upstairs bathroom and jerked off all over the seat. The guy from the meat market came in right as I was washing my hands, and he went in and sat down on my semen and started a shit. I didn't even hear him get toilet paper to wipe the semen off. But he probably didn't see it cause that bathroom was dark.

    The horror lmao.
  16. 2017-01-26 at 4:54 AM UTC
    #16
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Actor The horror lmao.

    Yeah I felt really bad and quickly went outside to go push carts cause I felt guilty
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  17. 2017-01-26 at 1:42 PM UTC
    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeah I felt really bad and quickly went outside to go push carts cause I felt guilty

    I'm sure this redeemed you in the eyes of the lord.
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