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  1. Does anybody ever watch Bill Krozby's videos?
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  2. I stole a bunch of logins and passwords for student computer accounts and I would delete everyone's work on a shared drive or print 1000 Hitlers in the library.

    I remember once some retarded kid was trying to print something but the printer was too busy spitting out my Hitlers and he told his helper and she said "oh somebody must be doing a project on WW2"

    the closest I ever was to getting caught is when I erased some kids work but I was logged into my own account stupidly and all they had to go on was a first name so they called every kid with my name to the library and grilled us.

    I also drew on desks, bathroom stalls and smashed windows.
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  3. -The United Fuckin States
    -One Fuckin' Dollar
    -Taco Fuckin' Bell
    -Wal Fuckin' Greens
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  4. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Bangin' in your mama's bed.
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  5. Ghosting in a haunted shed
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  6. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Boasting in a nostalgia Ted.
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  7. The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Hey man cool it on the profanity my kid browses this board.
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  10. Poison him.
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  11. Originally posted by Dargo Build your own damn safety net, and pay for your own healthcare and retirement.

    I am trying but the government keeps taking all my money and giving it to jedis.

    I actually do quite well for myself but next time I see a homeless man I'll give him a swift kick in the gut with my steel toes so he can experience real capitalism, that sheltered lazy snowflake leech.
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  12. I think we should be able to thank our own posts, sometimes I make awesome posts which don't get the recognition they deserve
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  13. There was no confusion when one of the buttons was a black cock. Just sayin'....
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  14. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    "the world is a stage" - shakes-spear
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  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by cerakote am i the only one who hears words they read in their head

    Lol no, i think they call it "thought".
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  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by RestStop My goal is to make enough money to never have to do a single thing to acquire money ever the fuck again.

    Have you ever worried that when you hit that point, financial security for the rest of your life, and all the systems that keep you moving in a straight line, the things that compelled you to act in the way you did and that represented a check on your self destructive tendencies are gone, that you're going to turn inwards on yourself or whatever social collection you choose to maintain (having lost any material motivation for human socialization and civility) and implode? Assuming a certain level of economic stability I could probably retire by the time I'm 30 or not work for several years but I'm increasingly finding myself wondering if the constraints of society are a cause for or bulwark against the impulse to fuck myself over.
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  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by reject My hands are too sweaty to open my wine bottle sigh

    I've thought about just smashing them open and enhancementing out the glass.
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  18. You should become a reviewer for various things. I would be interested in your food review of Bill Krozby dogs.

    "Think the Culvers Butter Burger but if it didnt have any butter and was made up completely of the bullshit parts of the animal."
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  19. Originally posted by mmQ What the fuck is that? I have a little cat bed that's inside a shark's mouth but she never goes in there.

    Where da kitty

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  20. Originally posted by Darth Beaver Hah, I bet you check under your bed at night to see if I'm hiding there.



    I would check the closet first faggot ^
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