Originally posted by NARCassist
i left five bucks in my jeans and put them in the machine at the launderettes. so they laundered money and dint even know it.
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That's nothin'. I once saved all the one dollar bills I made from selling meth then split them all up between 5 of my closest friends. We then went to the laundromat two blocks away and exchanged them for quarters. Careful not to draw too much suspicion we then hit up chuck e cheeses all across two states namely focusing on whack a mole and ice hockey. My third strike team then had double agent cashiers triple redeem the prize tickets mostly in the form of nerf footballs and beanie babies.
All across the country sleeper agents in the form of retired car salesman and chocolate chip cookie baking grandmothers set up ebay stores and mom and pop shop stores all across the US. 77% of all profits were funneled to various swiss bank accounts were they bounced across the globe for several months. We all came out several hundred dollars richer that summer and all the kids and pre teens that summer somehow had a few extra neef footballs and beanie babies just enough to keep them happy yet just too few not to raise parent's suspicions. My boys and me came out smelling like roses that summer and one thing was for sure ; we were ready to rock.
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Originally posted by Malice
Oh, must have misremembered. I do remember you posting something about isolating yourself and that it felt like it was a beneficial thing for your mental health.
Autism is a spectrum, you can have a mild form of it and still be intelligent and successful.
I would have expected you were on the spectrum.
I can't imagine there's a whole lot of difference between depressive psychosis and schizophrenia
I definitely think I am at least on the autismo spectrum but I don't really consider it a bad thing.
I scored 30 on your quotient test but that test didn't cover a lot of things, like extreme sensitivity to light and/or sound or any of the OCD-like aspects of it
I'm fine in social situations but it's uncomfortable and it's just mimicry as opposed to actually doing what I think I should do
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Sometimes, to be great, you must be terrible and tyrannical. Do it Lanny; once a week, this forum will become a bastion of autismally strict reason. It'll be glorious.
A much better idea would be to ban you every Sunday for a week.
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Many people are unfamiliar with how the young black men in our society actually live and the reality they experience that is fundamentally different from that that everyone else experiences so it forces them to turn to crime in many circumstances. This song pretty much explains it so everyone can get up to date:
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I'm going to write and if necessary self publish a book titled "All faggots go to heaven" and then when I'm on Oprah/Aging Dr. Phil I'm going to tell them how the book is highly misinterpreted and actually empowering to gays then after I have them all convinced I'll somehow let everyone know that I was just trolling the whole time and actually how I hate them all and actually all faggots go to hell LOL.
This is after I make at least a few million selling the book though.
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I mean it's obvious driving drunk impairs ones ability to drive, but so does not having enough sleep, texting. being a human being operating a piece of fallible machinery going 100 mph, a lot of everyday things are dangerous and some actions increase the risk. risks that should be acknowledged and accepted as natural.
I don't really have a point.
fuck.
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Originally posted by Malice
More signs of the SSRI induced psychosis and psychopathy.
What dose of Prozac are you on now, MQ (if you're still using it)? I noted a distinct shift in your behavior some time after you began taking it months ago.
Honestly Mal, i love and all but you are pretty shit at psychology.
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hydromorphone
victim of incest
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With pigs, goats and cows, slicing their throat to butcher them, using a razor sharp knife it would take about 10 seconds for then to be unconscious. Now I know the would area is different and we don't even know if what you're looking at is a artery (could be just a big ass vein. Arteries have a lot more pressure going through them and why you don't want to IV in them. The arteries are forcing blood to all the parts of the body, viens are the return portion that gets the blood cycled back to the heart. Less pressure and its going in that direction, so again why it makes even more sense beside the fact shooting up in an artery isn't a good idea- arteries can have so much pressure that they blow the plunger back filling with blood if you accidentally it one).
Anyway... With the location I am. Describing, the animal loses consciousness rather quick (10 seconds, and they don't even feel it if you make sure you use a seriously super, razor sharp knife) and from there it kind of varies, but a couple minutes at most. Sometimes they have "jolty" spasms, but that's just the nerves. I feel it's so much more humane (they did a study decades ago in Europe but funding got pulled when evidence was pointing to the brain scans showing quicker, more reliable, and less painful/stressful method of slaughter than the "bolt gun" method but people believed there was a lot of anti-semetics who were against this information backing up the ways that jedi and Muslim people have to slaughter their meat for I to be kosher (well, there is the blessing part, but it has to be done this way to be blessed so...). I think it's better than using a gun even. I've done both ways, gun and slitting the throat. It also gets more of the blood out of the tissues which means the meat keeps better, tastes better from there being less "stress" hormones going on, and makes life a lot easier by using the heart to pump the blood out rather than half ass getting the blood out after using a gun or the bolt method.
I don't know if any of this helps your curiosity, Sophie, but please don't be letting your curiosity lead to you dying lol.
Do some research on "halal slaughter" and how the jedi people do it. I hate jedis just as much as the next anti-semite, but they do have I right with their slaughter practices. I don't believe any animal raised for food should be dishonored the way most are currently with the way the meat industry does it and I wish to fuck that would change.
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