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How many buisiness and companys do you reckon are actually laundering money?

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    "They bought crooked banks, real estate, car dealerships, race horses, art, you name it. "

    Do you think some casinos, strip clubs are? Do you think some small buisiness are?

    Post last edited by Shitfucker at 2017-06-04T23:36:35.175981+00:00
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    answer: all of them.


    the only reason wachovia and the entire board of directors wasn't disincorporated and imprisoned was because wells Fargo absorbed them.

    wells Fargo is a shit bank as well...and if I ever was to become a bank robber...which I never would...I would focus exclusively on them, and bank of america.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by infinityshock answer: all of them.

    beat me to it. white-collar crime is so lightly punished (if it all) that high-level financial crime is on the same level as gambling, just with better odds.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I mow my grandma's lawn and launder the shit it out of it IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ I mow my grandma's lawn and launder the shit it out of it IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

    how you express love for your grandmother is up to you two but please don't post about it because I feel sick already
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Are you allergic to good grandchildren??
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Probably a lot. I used to work at an internet cafe and it was definitely a front
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i left five bucks in my jeans and put them in the machine at the launderettes. so they laundered money and dint even know it.





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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by NARCassist i left five bucks in my jeans and put them in the machine at the launderettes. so they laundered money and dint even know it.





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    Thats terrible
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah well that's just how i roll




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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist i left five bucks in my jeans and put them in the machine at the launderettes. so they laundered money and dint even know it.





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    That's nothin'. I once saved all the one dollar bills I made from selling meth then split them all up between 5 of my closest friends. We then went to the laundromat two blocks away and exchanged them for quarters. Careful not to draw too much suspicion we then hit up chuck e cheeses all across two states namely focusing on whack a mole and ice hockey. My third strike team then had double agent cashiers triple redeem the prize tickets mostly in the form of nerf footballs and beanie babies.

    All across the country sleeper agents in the form of retired car salesman and chocolate chip cookie baking grandmothers set up ebay stores and mom and pop shop stores all across the US. 77% of all profits were funneled to various swiss bank accounts were they bounced across the globe for several months. We all came out several hundred dollars richer that summer and all the kids and pre teens that summer somehow had a few extra neef footballs and beanie babies just enough to keep them happy yet just too few not to raise parent's suspicions. My boys and me came out smelling like roses that summer and one thing was for sure ; we were ready to rock.
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