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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I wonder if rich scat enthusiasts have clear piping systems that let you follow your turd around the bathroom before it finally drops through the floor

    I think it was Scrot that posted a story about a German fetish club where there was a chamber underneath the bathrooms for THOSE PEOPLE to get rained on when others needed to relieve themselves
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  2. Toilet that raises your shit, so you can fuck it
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  3. Z-K Yung Blood [my mistrustfully intense shariah]
    The memes would be far out

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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    saltpeter = uncle peter's salty treats
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  5. Originally posted by Number13 Yup, don't think it happened, wouldn't care if it did.

    So you DONT care if it did, yet you deny it. cognitive dissonance on crack. Face it.. You do believe it happened, you did want it to happen and if possible you would want it to happen again I bet.

    More like cognitive denial
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  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock thats why i say 'nigger' as much as possible.

    im going to make some faggot prosecutor say 'the defendant posted the term 'nigger' and 'faggot' elevendy four billion times in the course of…'

    The whole thing would be a fuckin laugh riot. "Sentence 49, page 1132, paragraph 37; "The defendant said the above poster was "cucked" and said he had a "Whore wife" The poster responded by saying he want to "Fuck his mother in the ass you worthless nigger."

    Nothing anyone of us do would be worthwhile on a federal level expect maybe the few here who are true kiddie fiddlers and perhaps one or two heavy traffickers.
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  7. Originally posted by mmQ Its kind of hard to fuck something you're running across the country to get away from, so yeah, we already knew this.

    Zip the RAR in a nutshell:

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  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ The EXACT things we do aren't predetermined, but the reasoning is. Or something.

    My big thing is, we are restricted to our physical and mental capabilities. I don't have the free will to dunk a basketball on a ten-foot rim. I still have free will to try, but it's limited.

    Nobody actually believes that free will means being able to will anything into being so. If that were true i would will myself a spaceship, 30 lolis and several thousand Oxy 80's.
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  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Dargo Your first paragraph almost fooled me into thinking you had a gf. I'm glad reality struck that it was just a cat as I kept reading tho.

    Just a cat? What makes you think a cat can't be a girlfriend?
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  10. Originally posted by RisiR † Second wost lie ever. Third place is the whole being a Russian who came here at 15 on his own with dead parents you don't care about thing. Or maybe not being an alt.

    Anyway. Get fucked, boy.

    Believe what you want missy, I DGAF.


    Anyway, his case worker brought him over this afternoon and stayed for a bit while he checked out his room and whatnot. What's sad is that he had pretty much nothing to unpack. Just one skimpy duffel bag and a small backpack.

    After she left, it was somewhat awkward, so I suggested we go on a walk through the neighborhood so I could show him where everything is. Tommy (fuck it, that's what I'll call him) was pretty stoked to see there's a community pool close by, even though he doesn't know how to swim yet.

    When we got back we had dinner and then I told him to go chill in his room before bed. He wanted to watch TV, but I convinced him Lincoln Logs are much cooler and we built a little village together.

    Tomorrow he'll start a summer program run by my church because I didn't have time to arrange anything else for the summer for while I'm at work. Tommy's incredibly shy, but he'll be with a good group of kids, so I think it'll be fine.

    Right now he's in bed, and I'm just wondering what the fuck I've gotten myself into. Oh well tho. Day 1 was pretty easy.
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  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    I like turtles.
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  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    The thread title is obviously facetious but "rent a kid" seems like it could be a profitable business model. "Wanting to go to that 6 year old's birthday party to hit on his mom but no kid of your own? Not a problem...here at rent-a-kid we have toddlers and 1st graders alike!! You'll be swimming in middle aged divorced pussy in no time! Just ask Jared our most sociopathic and popular rent-a-kid to date!

    "Jeremy told me if I faked having stage 3 lung cancer at a chuck e cheese he would buy me a new IPhone. Now all the bitches in 3rd grade think I'm the flyest nigga ever! Thanks Jeremy!"
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  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by scron Why were they talking about actors posts then HMMMMMMMMM??????

    Even if they do read your posts why the fuck would they unban you for repeatedly making multiple threads and off topics posts, spamming the forums with your bitchfest about wanting to be unbanned without providing a valid argument as to why you deserve it, when all you're doing is repeatedly demonstrating exactly why you keep getting banned and deserve to stay banned? Look at your fucking posts, why in the fuck would anyone want you two in a chat? You contribute absolutely nothing of value and only shit the place up, make it less enjoyable for others.

    You honestly believe that spamming the fucking forum will get you unbanned from a tinychat room which is independent of it? I swear to god, scron, if you're ever near the bay area I promise I am willing to meet up with you and fight you in a full contact street fight. It is unbelieveable how oblivious you are.
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  14. Originally posted by Piles of Crack My roommate in the psych ward told me he was working on an album and used to stand in our bathroom and sing loud garbled nonsense to himself in the mirror. He also would leave pages of "lyrics" all over the bathroom and when I looked at them it was a bunch of scribbles and shit.

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  15. My roommate in the psych ward told me he was working on an album and used to stand in our bathroom and sing loud garbled nonsense to himself in the mirror. He also would leave pages of "lyrics" all over the bathroom and when I looked at them it was a bunch of scribbles and shit.
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  16. Originally posted by What_a_Kreep Is it a corn field?

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  17. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by infinityshock youre not reading what im typing. did anyone read the part about where ive had training and certification in this shit? like by a real national organization chartered to do this shit? no really…i actually did post that. i checked, just to make sure i was abundantly clear that my qualifications supersede your qualifications as a druggie in this matter.

    GC/MS will detect MOST (not all) toxins and MOST (not all) drug metabolites, STORED IN THE PROPER NON-LEECHING CONTAINERS, regardless for about a year, and doesnt give a fuck about being frozen down to about dry-ice temps. but this is GC/MS…do you know how much that shit costs?

    freezing WILL denature some of the proteins that are used for markers in tests to determine if a sample has been adulterated or not.

    you fucking idiots so concerned with your piss tests are letting those drugs youve ODd on interfere with your thought processing. im fucking saying. that freezing piss. will induce changes to the piss. that will be detected. by aspects of the testing process. specifically designed to identify tests that have been adulterated.

    fucking shit. is that fucking clear enough? short sentences of about second grade reading level. you people are fucking stupid.

    you know what. fuck you all. i dont know what im talking about. i know nothing about anything and never have and never will. go piss in an ice cube container, freeze it, then when the time comes for a piss test jam it up your piss pipe into your bladder for it to thaw out for later. damn, you showed me.

    Yeah, I do know how much GC/MS costs. I've had 26 GC/MS tests done. I have qualifications on this shit I'm not een going to get into here, but omg "I'm certified by a national organization" whoopie... did you get yours out of a cracker jack box, faggot? Probably, that's where most come from anyway. FYI, too to add to this debate, there is no federal standards on how UAs are conducted.

    Source me, faggot. seriously, show me one fucking article/journal/source or reliable piece of info from a reputable source where freezing denatures "markers" that would indicate for a drug UA the specimen was "adulterated" in all common UAs done in the USA. Do it, faggot- you can't.

    they check for salt content (why dilution is a big one to worry about here). they check to make sure it's real piss. They check some idiot didn't put bleach in it, but by their own storage practices, FREEZING WILL NOT RESULT IN A FAIL EVEN IN GC/MS testing! I KNOW FOR A FACT!
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  18. SALVATION
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  19. Actually it's not trolling, Sploo realised he has been a very stupid boy, and decided to divert to the trolling defence
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  20. RisiR † 29 Autism
    He's 100% a buttface. Buttface Bill.
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