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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    in other news I banned Lanny


    that's like punching the matrix in the dick
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  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by NARCassist did you do your 5 1/2 million my nigs and wags yet? be honest




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    5.5 Million you say? I'd rather burn in hell. But i will do one for the heck of it.

    My Nigga who art in Space. Hallowed be thy name, thy station come, thy will be done on Earth as it is in Space. Give us this day our daily rations and forgive us our faggotry as we forgive those who fag against us. And lead us not to Reddit but deliver us from normies. Amen.
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ SUCK MY METAL FLUSH HANDLE TOILET DICK, BITCH!

    I dunno why it's so funny, maybe it's her two teeth, her crazy eyes, or because both of the kids look kind of like stu from rugrats

    WHO KNOWS
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  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Dargo Thanks (n_n") I don't think I'll be sharing this with him.

    "Dad, why are you making crime stopper posters with my picture on them?"

    "IT'S IMPORTANT TO BE PREPARED SON!"
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  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Dargo

    Shoddy, but it'll do.

    Dad of the year award goes to you.
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  6. Shoddy, but it'll do.
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  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Dargo

    Better?

    Pretty good. Now open effects -> enhancements -> distort -> noise. Add some noise. Also put a cold enhancement over it. Decrease the contrast a little as well and reduce gamma.
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  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Why does sploo masturbate to triangles?

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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Dargo Why?


    Originally posted by aldra fucking lol, I said that because it makes the most sinister-looking photos ever, didn't think you'd actually do it. now we just need a slightly grainy yellow enhancement and you're all set for a primetime child abuse special
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  10. Bonus grumpy slug

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  11. We actually have 2. We got another cat last year.

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  12. Originally posted by mmQ You've lost your edge.

    He never had one.
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  13. Originally posted by mmQ I know I need to change that. She's mad in that pic I interrupts her sinky drinky.

    By that pic I mean my avatar.

    No, it's cute, she's a cutie patootie. Our kitty Suki is a grumpus too, and I love her.

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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you should post a photo of him with a black bar across his eyes
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  15. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Malice You're right, you didn't claim it was a door, you said it was a wall! That's even more ridiculous. Then you admitted that was a lie.

    You never actually told us exactly what happened, which made it look pretty suspicious. Even the people at work were concerned.

    Ok, well, I really didn't feel like telling the exact story at the time because frankly, I was quite embarrassed. Yes, you are absolutely right, a wall is much more pathetic than a door. A door could much easier be done in a much less stupid way but the fact I just ran straight into a wall is funny now but at the time I was trying to keep that on the low.
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  16. Ez Chootie
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  17. Originally posted by mmQ Did you have a good day today? Seriously this is kind of fun, like I feel like I'm also raising him. What was the day like today? You can bring this to your Tommy thread of course.

    That's probably a good idea to not muddy up the other thread.


    Tommy had a good time at Bible Camp. He was petrified for his first day of course, and fought me a bit about getting in the car, but it ended up working out. He's never heard anything about Christianity before, so it was incredibly cute to hear him talk about what he learned. He's still warming up to me though and doesn't say a whole lot.

    It's also still a bit awkward having him around the house, but that should go away in time. I'm thinking about getting him his own Yume (akita) once we get a good routine going and he learns how to manage some more responsibilities. I think a dog will do him good.

    There's literally so much I want to teach him too. After he took a bath tonight he was adding onto the Lincoln Log village before bed, and I taught him how to do a proper slav squat. He thought it was so fucking funny. He kept asking "People there really squat? Why? Do they know they look silly?" LOL.
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  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by saltpewter - - - omg someone got it right

    That's pretty lame though. My explanation had multiple layers of irony
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by AltarEgo Sodium chloride maybe. But an actual salt is not actually salt. So fuck you and your conspiracy theories.

    Though you may be on to something. So fuck me I guess.

    Fuck it. Fuck everyone. Who has the salt?

    not salt as in table salt

    CLOMP is onomatopaeic. CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP

    STOP CLOMPING AROUND ON YOUR CLOMPUTER YOU FUCKIN MONGOLCLOMP<ER
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    saltpeter + pewter
    potassium chloride + pewter
    salt = chloride



    chloridepewter

    CLOMPUTER
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