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  1. #41
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yes, yes he is…

    holy shit, you are the last person on earth who should be looking dubiously at someone's credentials to be a parent.
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  2. #42
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Malice which Eastern Europeans appear disproportionately likely to produce.

    *European jedis
  3. #43
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Lanny holy shit, you are the last person on earth who should be looking dubiously at someone's credentials to be a parent.

    I wasn't looking dubiously you stupid bitch
  4. #44
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Lanny holy shit, you are the last person on earth who should be looking dubiously at someone's credentials to be a parent.

    I wasn't looking dubiously you stupid bitch, get over yourself you fat faggot
  5. #45
    Originally posted by Malice Unfortunately he very well may be. He’s Russian and potentially a psychopath. The kid is also abused and Dargo is single. All these factors lead to a very high chance that the child may be groomed into a sex slave or used for child porn, which Eastern Europeans appear disproportionately likely to produce.

    I am legitimately getting a kid, and if anyone were to be 'unfortunate' in this situation it would be probably be me. Don't worry, despite any joking remarks otherwise, I won't abuse the little guy.

    Also, don't start trying to diagnose me, Mal. I'm not a psychopath.
  6. #46
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Dargo I am legitimately getting a kid, and if anyone were to be 'unfortunate' in this situation it would be probably be me. Don't worry, despite any joking remarks otherwise, I won't abuse the little guy.

    Also, don't start trying to diagnose me, Mal. I'm not a psychopath.

    You're not a psychopath, you're just a faggot
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  7. #47
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Dargo is so slow and ugly he can't move his dick fast enough to have a kid thats his own.

    he is also a zick zucker
  8. #48
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    shit, blings on fire in this fred.




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  9. #49
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol
  10. #50
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Douglass Junior.
  11. #51
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by NARCassist don't think sophie all be happy, you being greedy and keeping him all to yourself.




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    Not into little boys but i appreciate the thought.
  12. #52
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    All of this is a lie anyway.

    Why are you all playing along? This is retarded.
  13. #53
    cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby they have labor unions in texas?

    yeah nibba
  14. #54
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cerakote yeah nibba

    damn i didn't know that i thought that was a thing of the past.
  15. #55
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RisiR † All of this is a lie anyway.

    Why are you all playing along? This is retarded.

    because most of the people on this site are faggot circle jerkers>>?
  16. #56
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    whimpy wimpy whimpertons
  17. #57
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Sophie Not into little boys but i appreciate the thought.

    I think you are considering you're a faggot
  18. #58
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Stop bumping this thread every other hour with quotes you spastic. What is this shit?
  19. #59
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RisiR † Stop bumping this thread every other hour with quotes you spastic. What is this shit?

    NO U!
  20. #60
    RestStop Space Nigga
    The thread title is obviously facetious but "rent a kid" seems like it could be a profitable business model. "Wanting to go to that 6 year old's birthday party to hit on his mom but no kid of your own? Not a problem...here at rent-a-kid we have toddlers and 1st graders alike!! You'll be swimming in middle aged divorced pussy in no time! Just ask Jared our most sociopathic and popular rent-a-kid to date!

    "Jeremy told me if I faked having stage 3 lung cancer at a chuck e cheese he would buy me a new IPhone. Now all the bitches in 3rd grade think I'm the flyest nigga ever! Thanks Jeremy!"
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