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  1. chootie 3.14
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  2. TMI

    EARMUFFS
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  3. Nile bump
    Originally posted by mmQ I haven't made a list for myself in quite awhile, though I have a list of prep work and stuff to do at work every day and its satisfying to cross each thing off as I go along.

    People always say lists are good but yet I never make my own, which is stupid. I'm gonna make a list too. Fuck I actually did make a little list the other day of things I needed, and I actually got all of them within the next few days.

    What if I just needed to make a list of more important things and I'd just follow through with them because I like crossing things off of lists?

    WHAT IF THIS WAS WHAT IVE NEEDED ALL ALONG???!

    Thank you for the reminder. I wish you well on your new list too.

    Yaaa like I'll list and work towards getting the list completed. I'll put "get the list done" at the top of the list.
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  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I felt the same kinda way about juicebox when he died, he was kinda someone in the background you liked but took for granted. I think both of them posted on taintedbrowser the shitposting website I ran with crazymike (RIP) for a brief time. You never really know what someone is going through and how they're dealing with it.

    Every male is guilty of masking emotions and the internet is not always the most empathetic place so it's kinda crappy when you don't see signs from people you have an awareness of on a near daily basis. Then it's too late and you wish you could do more but you can't and realize you should have known all along but were too busy destroying your own life to worry about someone else's. Then here we are. We are here. Laying in the wreckage and rubble and hoping we don't get poked with a dirty needle
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  5. Nile bump
    The thread asking if jerking off another guy with a remote control apparatus is gay was a masterpiece.
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  6. I remember him posting a thread once where he put a condom on just for the hell of it and then was asking how to pull it off because he needed to piss
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  7. Originally posted by mmQ What does an extra kitty cuddle mean?

    Looks something like this

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  8. You'll never get a consensual twosome to happen so you shouldn't worry too much about three.
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  9. Originally posted by mmQ It might be a him I guess I havent even CHECKED UNDER THE HOOD yet. I'm just excited. It's my new kitty now. His or her name is MINKLIN.

    The stray rat I took in turned out to be a male..not happy about that, 1 set of tackle per household is a rule of mine...I looked too but apparently not close enough.

    When I took said rat to the vets for it's shots the vet came out and said "We have kitty in the system as a female but he's a male"..."what?!?! said I, I looked and didn't see any dangly bits, I thought the balls were quite visible" Vet said "Do you want me to show you?"...."No, I believe you" says I.

    On a day to day basis though I'm going ahead and considering her a female and say "good girl" and shit like that...so it's going to have gender dismorphia.
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  10. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    I miss chootie
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  11. Today some good things that happened were.. I trolled my mom about the grid going down, it was to my great amusement. Also I had a dece chat with a friend and we actually hashed it out a bit which was nice. Something I. am thankful for is how my hooptie has been so reliable even though it is heaps old and only costed a few hunnid. So I recognize how it has ent up providing excellent value in my life, like and um such as because most likely if you buy a cheap old car it could be a piece of chit
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  12. Ahh yes she has strong arms. All the better to handle documents with

    I wonder wut her pussy looks like. * Smells Finger*
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  13. Originally posted by stl1 NOBODY watches your videos.

    NOBODY reads your tl/dr posts.
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  14. Imagine if you were climbing and you just come upon someone from your expedition team fucking one of the dead frozen bodies
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  15. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ All the same thing. Democraps and RINOs, and all the mindless idiots who buy into them.

    I love how you retarded Republicans eat your own and just slap the RINO sticker on anyone in your party not willing to suck Trump's dick. He's destroyed the GOP, and the Republicans who actually care about the country and aren't spineless pieces of shit are pissed off about that, and rightfully so.

    If anything, these Republicans standing up against the bullshit should be labeling people like Trump, Cruz, Mcconnell, Taylor Greene, etc as the true "RINOs". They're throwing away their careers and abandoning their morals for someone who is basically a cult leader.

    But like I said, you people are too fucking stupid to see it that way. Good. Your party deserves every bad thing happening to it.
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  16. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Pen1s p1lls available gas station $29
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  17. Originally posted by mmQ whens ur bird day? You should get a teeth tattoo on your teeth

    zfew weeks. I should get teeth tattooed around my butthole
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  18. Originally posted by mmQ idk uhhhh

    Have you ever been to a Lakers game ? Do you hate spornts? Did you like Kobe? Have you ever met a famous person? Have you ever hung around skid row? Whats one of the most degenerate things you've ever done? Dad's email?

    Ive only been to maybe 3 lakers games. I dont hate sports but i def dont follow them, and i prefer beisbol and mma. Yeah kobe was coo. Met him a few times bc the lakers training center is like a mile away, at the same place my friends played ice hockey. Met a ton of famous people. LA is cock full of them. Lindsay Lohan, James Remar, the dude that played shane in TWD, n frank castle in Punisher netflix shiw (hes very short). Ive never hung around skid row for shits n giggles, but i have done charity work there. Degenerate shit?:God. Idk. Pretty much everything i did was degenerate, but leaned more illegal than anything. Pawning my moms jedielry. Getting high with a dude who was openly smoking H n getting his dick sucked in a crowded restaurant. Selling drugs to moms who ik ew were gonna lose their kid if they failed another court mandated drug test. Ill have to dig up dads email i dont even know his phone number.
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by WellHung instead of bringing the focus upon urself…perhaps comment on wren's situation. 👍

    mmq knows his options, he's not an idiot.

    I assume he's not in a position to slow his pal's drinking and doesn't want to cut him off entirely


    I'm just saying being a loud drunken asshole isn't uncommon after a certain point


    I've done a lot worse, and the only way I can really prevent it is not to get to that level of drunk
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  20. That butterfly will look like a pterodactyl in 20yrs.
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