It's super fun when played in a business suit with a no makeup whore standing watching.
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2021-08-03 at 4:58 PM UTC
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Devil’s Night
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Idk im prolly just mopey n lonely. Im SO fucking gay. Like i smiled all the way home like a gigantic faggot bc it just feels good being around her even when it means getting rabies.
She was so cute jumping around like a retard having me put bandaids on her finger. Idk. After we werent bleeding anymore we laughed so hard at how fucking stupid an idea it was. It was really dumb but i had an amazing time doing dumb shit.
Idk. Gigantic gay. Hugest gay. Grande gay.
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2021-08-03 at 8:42 AM UTC
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I seriously hate this site.
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Originally posted by WellHung
love u wren. ⚘🥰
Fuck you
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Originally posted by mmQ
He INSISTED that everyone he knows also gets explosive diarrhea after eating there and that because I don't get that, I'm probably constipated and need to see a doctor.
Obviously you hear that joke with TACO BELL but never subway. I love the internet.
Taco Bell was the last thing i ate before i didnt shit for over a month. To this day i cant go to TB because i have this primal fear that if i eat anither beefy crunch 5layer burrito, im gonna swell up like a baloon again and have a huge turd crack my sternum open like an alien baby.
I mean the grams of heroin and never drinking water mightve had something to do with ittoo, but the tacobell was just the straw that broke the camels crack
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Originally posted by mmQ
Was it like a cup of cilantro jalapeno hummus with broccoli instead of chips or was it a an actual cup of cilantro jalapeño hummus with broccoli instead of chips?
Also that sounds like thr gayest thing a person could eat :)
APPROXIMATELY 8 oz of hummus. Give or take 2oz.
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Originally posted by mmQ
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2021-08-01 at 11:52 PM UTC
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Wariat is a coward and a pussy
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Bro I wouldn’t call him that have u seen his avatar he’s pretty swole and he just fucked a 44 year old and he’s been to prison dude he’s a pretty legit guy and he’ll smash ur ass so watch out
Just kidding he’s a polish chomo
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2021-08-01 at 11:50 PM UTC
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I seriously hate this site.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Fona you have more important things to worry about right now.
Learn to pick your battles.
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2021-08-01 at 11:25 PM UTC
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Fuck for Forest (porn)
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
I went to the main page and dude literally has his dick out in a field of opium poppies like what the fuck man rofl
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2021-08-01 at 11:23 PM UTC
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Fuck for Forest (porn)
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Dude what the fuck is going on even anymore
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2021-08-01 at 11:20 PM UTC
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I seriously hate this site.
Fuys, let's all go to San Quentin and take turns being butt fucked by Luciano my dreamy lover boy.
Then we can all go to canteen and by Rice Crispies and watch Full House.
What do you fink Star Trek?
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Originally posted by mmQ
I just ask questions to try and learn. I said I'm sorry. Do you forgive me at least? (Sorry thats a question too)
Ya 😋
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2021-08-01 at 2:26 PM UTC
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Fuck for Forest (porn)
One of the weirdest pay sites. This site is basically a bunch of hippies fucking to raise money to save the planet.
https://www.fuckforforest.com/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_for_Forest
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Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga
It's a good elbow pic.
It's an even better mugshot.
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Originally posted by mmQ
See?
Yessssss, hugs to the all knowing mmQ
you’re the real MVP.
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