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Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
rip nigga
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Originally posted by mmQ
You'll be the first.
Thanks. Always good chatting with a dead person.
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2021-08-14 at 4:53 PM UTC
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Do you have a laundry chair?
If you don't there's something wrong with you.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
You didn’t mind a turkey baster rape but think the second one looks weird.. stfu Casper you jus want to say something negative to me .. ya bitch
Happy Friday the 13th
You read a lot of negative. I meant in the first one hes clearly the bad guy and now in this 2nd one theyre making him a hero.
JIMMINY CHRISTMAS TARA
13 is my lucky number 🍀
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Originally posted by mmQ
You won't be able to miss it; they'll most likely assume its a giant tapestry and have it hanging along one of the walls
"Is that a Louis Vuitton bag?"
"No I believe it's a Wren"
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Originally posted by mmQ
Ok Google play tool jambi
had that one on standby waiting for you to mention tool for a while now
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This is like saying Karate Kid is the best movie ever...fucking lol.
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2021-08-13 at 12:01 PM UTC
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Why YOU Should Be A Democrat
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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Thing is... I liked it but not just on the "ah we are all aware of how cringe this is" level.
There's that too, you're all cool and I know get that without it needing to be said.
But I also thought it was funny itself. Maybe I am indeed becoming a lame-o. But who gives a fuck, I still liked it. I need to have a child so I can torment them with dadjokes. I love dadjokes.
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2021-08-12 at 10:35 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
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why the fuck would I watch it
do you just open conversations with people on the street or at a bar by showing them porno on your phone?
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2021-08-12 at 10:30 PM UTC
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
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Wow we are becoming real fucking lames huh
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maybe the door will pop open if you rocket back and forth
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Originally posted by mmQ
Lettuce out its cold in here
In working on it, I know you feel like an iceberg but romaine calm
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Me too, I’m picking out my funeral playlist right meow
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2021-08-12 at 2:05 PM UTC
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What a beautiful morning ☀️🦄
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2021-08-12 at 2:03 AM UTC
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Fona 8-12-2021
Just go to the supermarket meat and cheese section and start eating stuff off right off the shelf.
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2021-08-11 at 2:39 PM UTC
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How to reduce your cussing
Where I come from "Cock" is a term of endearment. It's pretty localized to the Area of Salford, Manchester from what I've seen as other people around the UK don't use it/seem familiar with it.
You usually call a loved one "cock"...immediate family or lover etc.
Example "Eeeee cock, get me a beer will you" (same as saying "eee luv, get me a beer will you")
It's perfectly innocent.
My mum and dad move south near London a few years ago to live near my Brother so he could keep an eye on them in their old age...down south they are not used to the term "cock" and think of it as you dear readers are probably thinking of it.
As such when my mum went in a nursing home and my dad goes to visit her he often calls her "cock"..."hello cock, how are you" etc.
A couple of the nursing staff commented on this to him and said they didn't think it was appropriate to refer to his wife as "a cock".
That's the end of this story.
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