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i'm having a case of the floppies for the second time in a week.

  1. #41
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS u just an assist bigot

    i'm ok with that




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  2. #42
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist a man's asshole isn't a playground man




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    its ok to play on the freeway too. you can play anywhere you want,

    not just at the playground.
  3. #43
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by NARCassist I WANT A FUCKING BONER MANG




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    then...
  4. #44
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash then…

    all good mate, all good, we're back to normal now, lol.




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  5. #45
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I just masturbated man....it seems like masturbation becomes less fullfilling every time I do it.

    I just want to find a woman. Sean doesn't work.
  6. #46
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    that was a bit of a scary experience at first. had to keep just telling myself its just the drugs. luckily i'm well experienced with drugs and could tell that was more than just heroin in there. can you imagine what some younger users are going through with that shit tho? lol




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  7. #47
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    THEY ARE HAVING FLOPPY DICKS
  8. #48
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    FLOPPY DICKS EVERYWHERE MANG




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  9. #49
    Originally posted by NARCassist got some gear earlier and had a smoke then settled back and went to jerk off. it totally wouldn't get up no matter what. was trying for well over an hour. the same thing happened last week when i had a bag of gear too. yet the next morning i was totally back to normal. i dunno what the fuck is cut into this shit, but a lesser man than me could easily develop a psychological and end up with a permanent mr floppy just through paranoia. that is some pretty fucked up shit, i reckon the only thing that would make me suicide is having a dick and not being able to use it haha.




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    Erectile disfunction, bro. It's a bitch. It might mean that you're a bit old to be taking drugs and masturbating.
  10. #50
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    read the fred man




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  11. #51
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    also your never too old.

    high till yo die




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  12. #52
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Thankfully by blood pressure is so fucking high that Ive never had a problem getting hard, but I have gotten so high that I got almost no pleasure from sex anymore, and could last hours....which was handy, but also required getting blown to the point of her jaw dislocating. I mean thats what happens...shit makes you numb, to varying degrees.
  13. #53
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Inorgasmia from opiates is more killer than losing the ability to get an erection. In fact, you know your gear is good when it gives you a raging hard on. Weird but true.
  14. #54
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie Inorgasmia from opiates is more killer than losing the ability to get an erection. In fact, you know your gear is good when it gives you a raging hard on. Weird but true.

    fuck that, its still good to fuck even if you don't come. not being able to fuck at all is horrible, makes you feel like a fucktard.




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  15. #55
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by NARCassist fuck that, its still good to fuck even if you don't come. not being able to fuck at all is horrible, makes you feel like a fucktard.




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    Fortunately i never seem to have that problem. Maybe it's because you're literally 40.
  16. #56
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie Fortunately i never seem to have that problem. Maybe it's because you're literally 40.

    did you not read the fred?



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  17. #57
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by NARCassist did you not read the fred?



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    YES YES i did.
  18. #58
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie YES YES i did.

    so you read the part about how that was a drug induced thing?



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  19. #59
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by NARCassist so you read the part about how that was a drug induced thing?



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    Uhuh.
  20. #60
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie Uhuh.

    ok, as long as you're clear about that.



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