Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2024-05-12 at 7:19 PM UTC in Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Kinks Damn this thread turned into Myers blabbing to himself about absolutely nothing

   
   You're very welcome, sir.
2. 2024-05-12 at 7:19 PM UTC in How to save money on groceries (life hack)
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Narc Yeah like I said, crisis mode
   
   
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   Precisely. Sometimes it seems like I am actually gaining weight a little bit rather than losing as much of weight as I should.
3. 2024-05-12 at 7:01 PM UTC in Have any of the guys here ever had a girl bestfriend?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I wanted to say "me" but then I realized I never met any of them outside of school unless they invited me to their birthday parties. So I guess they weren't actual friends/besties. I think you have to hang out with them often in order to be actual friends, otherwise they're just acquintances no matter how well you get along with them.
   
   

   Originally posted by Kafka I don't want the same as the friendships I've had with guys. I want to do nerdy things and ghosthunting but without them wanting to hit on me and without them being crude. Is that so much to ask?

   
   You almost described me. I never hit on anyone but you live too far away. And I'm a boring person, not one to do nerdy things. I prefer staying inside. So not exactly the type of friend you seem to be looking for.
4. 2024-05-12 at 12:53 AM UTC in Its Curtains for SUDO, HTS, SCRON and SPEC
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Yes, Bradley is Florida man.
5. 2024-05-12 at 12:52 AM UTC in What is your honest thoughts
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I think she has daddy issues.
6. 2024-05-12 at 12:51 AM UTC in Getting into chokewanking
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Not me. I'm vanilla as heck.
7. 2024-05-12 at 12:50 AM UTC in Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   They are a very tiny minority then! I can only think of one such case but he had a disease that caused abnormal growth so it made sense, since he couldn't even have intercourse with it. That said, I would not resort to plastic surgery just to trim it in size. I prefer to stay natural.
8. 2024-05-12 at 12:43 AM UTC in Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Like they say "there's no such thing as too big" or they will say "I don't care if I hurt my partner, it feels good if they say it hurts them -- it's a confidence boost." Sadistic if you ask me.
9. 2024-05-12 at 12:43 AM UTC in Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Some guys go in to have theirs cut down to the preferred size.

   
   The opposite, my friend! They have plastic surgery and inject stuff in their cocks to do that. They also do a lot of exercises to cause growth. I would never do that, I'm natural. I just have to accept what I have.
10. 2024-05-12 at 12:40 AM UTC in Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Narc Also saying faggy things like that
    
    
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    Bahahah what's faggy about it?
11. 2024-05-12 at 12:40 AM UTC in Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Narc She didn't reject you coz of that bro, it was your lack of confidence that killed it.
    
    
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    However even if I came across as incredibly insecure, had I been good-looking she still would have accepted me. That's what I'm trying to tell you. You're actually right because she accused me of lacking confidence because I was anonymous at first before I disclosed my identity. But I only did that because there was a lot at stake. I could have lost two friends because she was their sister and guess what, I ended up losing them anyway when I confessed to one of them what I did, months later. Both brothers came to my house to yell at me and cuss at me. I was sleep-deprived and so I was just really upset by their inability to keep their composure. I haven't spoken to them since and it's been 2 years ago. They don't have a desire to talk to me and the feeling's mutual.
12. 2024-05-12 at 12:36 AM UTC in Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka I got these socks in Rotterdam they're the best I've had.
    
    https://www.weekday.com/en_eur/women/categories/socks.html

    
    Nice!! That means your trip to Rotterdam was worthwhile at least.
13. 2024-05-12 at 12:20 AM UTC in Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley Me too. Just gotta avoid stabbing stuff

    
    Ayyyy let's go.
14. 2024-05-12 at 12:17 AM UTC in Does anyone want to be my slave?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by CodeNiggHardR Discord lol

    
    Discord slaves?
15. 2024-05-12 at 12:17 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by soulbutter Just slept for at least 13 hours ☠️

    
    Jeez, man! How do you even do that? 13 hours of uninterrupted sleep. I could never.
16. 2024-05-12 at 12:16 AM UTC in Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Solstice Why not? Muhammad loved that.

    
    Ahh, Muhammad. You mean the guy who got killed in Syria recently? Poor fella.
17. 2024-05-12 at 12:15 AM UTC in Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley MM let's see your "Big" dong, because I don't believe you'd be so flattering to see big dicks if yours was really big too.

    
    Experienced women say 5.5 girth is ideal and less-experienced women say anywhere between 4.8 and 5 is ideal but I have more girth than that so I'm worried about that. Like I wouldn't want to hurt my partner or anything because that's whack and it would kill the fun for me. When I share a bed with someone I want us both to enjoy it, not just me. I wish I was smaller just to be safe, 6 x 4.5 sounds good to me. Above average length but average girth.
18. 2024-05-12 at 12:13 AM UTC in Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley MM let's see your "Big" dong, because I don't believe you'd be so flattering to see big dicks if yours was really big too.

    
    Well, it actually is big. I got a pic but I can't share it because it's not ok. The length is between 6.7 and 7.1 and the girth is above average as well. I put on an average-sized condom recently when I was soft and I filled it up. It was a little bit difficult to get it on, it didn't slip off or anything and if I can wear an average-sized condom while I'm flaccid then you know I'm not making stuff up. People say big starts at 6 x 5 and I'm longer than 6 and girthier than 5. And that at my thinnest. So yes, I have a big dick but I don't even get to use it.
19. 2024-05-12 at 12 AM UTC in Its Curtains for SUDO, HTS, SCRON and SPEC
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Narc He in Florida wasn't he? I guess him and Captain Faggot finally ran into each other
    
    
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    I don't remember. All I remember is he and HelloClarice were getting along very well. Maybe Bradley's had a threesome with Captain Falcon and Darkhunter.
20. 2024-05-11 at 11:59 PM UTC in How to save money on groceries (life hack)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Narc Yeah just all veg if you want. Starving doesn't lose weight, stir-fry is just a little oil, add garlic and/or chili for taste. But you need some fats bro, just eat less than you burn and weight will drop. Can even add lean chicken, prawn or fish and still lose weight easy. Exercise is always key to lose weight so hit the gym.
    
    Or look into fasting, should be easy for a Muslim lad.
    
    btw, starving puts your body into crisis mode so it aims to only burn fat as least as poss because its working on the basis that food is scarce and doesn't know how long it will need the stored fats in your body. And then when you do eat it looks to replace as much fat as poss for later use so is a real uphill struggle if losing weight is your aim.
    
    
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    Starving myself actually helped me get rid of the first few kgs which made me motivated but afterwards it's going down slowly and that's the most frustrating part about starving yourself to lose weight. I want to see results as quickly as possible. This is the last weekend I'm not gonna eat anything and from then on I will make sure to incorporate a feasible diet to my lifestyle because I definitely don't like not eating for an entire day. I was at a birthday party today and there was so much good food and I didn't even have any of it because of my starving myself. Appreciate the advice!