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Have any of the guys here ever had a girl bestfriend?

  1. #61
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I was an alcoholic for two years. In the past cocaine was used as a cure for alcoholism and that is what got me off it. Stimulants are the cure for alcoholism. I stick to energy drinks even tho they might be worse. Fun fact I'm more addicted to cigarettes than cocaine. I started smoking when I was 16 and quit for two yrs when my bestie was a med student bcus I'm so impressionable but last Yr I rlg bcqm3 addicted I think bcus I thought sophie was dead.

    But what is a man
  2. #62
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Shut up spamtard
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #63
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka General butt naked. I have nothing to do w him but he feels the need to project hatred and negativity toward me. Gemini are unenhancemented, ill-mannered types, act like cult leaders. I fucking hate them. He fr away thinking he can judge me when he been pimping out womens taking advantage of them.

    Talk about what you think a man is
  4. #64
    Kafka sweaty
    Nows I'm proud of myself for beating alcolism and cigarettes so young but maybe that confidence is why I'm touching them again. Had a pack of cigarettes in my train case that I didn’t touch for two years. I always need a substitution. For a week Monster repelled me, need to think that way again. Need healthier friends because I'm so impressionable.
  5. #65
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Nows I'm proud of myself for beating alcolism and cigarettes so young but maybe that confidence is why I'm touching them again. Had a pack of cigarettes in my train case that I didn’t touch for two years. I always need a substitution. For a week Monster repelled me, need to think that way again. Need healthier friends because I'm so impressionable.

    However, you don't know what a man is an you're confused about what a woman might be
  6. #66
    Kafka sweaty
    I mirror whoever I'm closest to and rn that's no one. Need an Asian friend, a study freak. It's a superpower and a weakness
  7. #67
    Kafka sweaty
    Nos, I need food
  8. #68
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I mirror whoever I'm closest to and rn that's no one. Need an Asian friend, a study freak. It's a superpower and a weakness

    Look in the mirror and define what a man is
  9. #69
    Kafka sweaty
    Nd I wanna watch Irma Vep ~ vampire
  10. #70
    Kafka sweaty
    Nd no thats not where I got my name form
  11. #71
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Nos, I need food

    You need to explain what a man is
  12. #72
    Kafka sweaty
    Dunno how df I managed to order pizza js now
  13. #73
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Dunno how df I managed to order pizza js now

    The same way you managed to not know the difference between a man and a woman
  14. #74
    Kafka sweaty
    How dis get to 73 posts. I'm gonna survive long enough to eat pizza
  15. #75
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka How dis get to 73 posts. I'm gonna survive long enough to eat pizza

    But will you survive long enough to figure out what a man is
  16. #76
    Having a female best friend that you have sex with occasionally is not the worst thing in the world as long as nobody catches a disproportionate amount of feelings. It should be an activity just like helping a friend move furniture. You fuck, you eat her out, you nut in her, and then you watch always sunny or play video games or talk about weird shit from your childhood. Youre a sounding board for the things going on in each others lives. And i feel like once youve been inside someone, you can be more honest and direct. Ive still been invited to their weddings and stuff.
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  17. #77
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I feel like I’ve become 50% retarded reading all of kafkas shitposts 💩
  18. #78
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks I feel like I’ve become 50% retarded reading all of kafkas shitposts 💩

    Yes...that degree of brain damage is contagious. It travels through the wires at faster than light speed...as per the theory on quantum entanglement
  19. #79
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    FORREAL THO
  20. #80
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I wanted to say "me" but then I realized I never met any of them outside of school unless they invited me to their birthday parties. So I guess they weren't actual friends/besties. I think you have to hang out with them often in order to be actual friends, otherwise they're just acquintances no matter how well you get along with them.

    Originally posted by Kafka I don't want the same as the friendships I've had with guys. I want to do nerdy things and ghosthunting but without them wanting to hit on me and without them being crude. Is that so much to ask?

    You almost described me. I never hit on anyone but you live too far away. And I'm a boring person, not one to do nerdy things. I prefer staying inside. So not exactly the type of friend you seem to be looking for.
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