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Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?

  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley Me too. Just gotta avoid stabbing stuff

    Ayyyy let's go.
  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka I got these socks in Rotterdam they're the best I've had.

    https://www.weekday.com/en_eur/women/categories/socks.html

    Nice!! That means your trip to Rotterdam was worthwhile at least.
  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I'm just saying if I had been universally good-looking then I wouldn't have been rejected.

    She didn't reject you coz of that bro, it was your lack of confidence that killed it.


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  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Nice!! That means your trip to Rotterdam was worthwhile at least.

    Also saying faggy things like that


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  5. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina its all SOCs now.

    You can't hide your motherboard from me with fancy names.
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Narc She didn't reject you coz of that bro, it was your lack of confidence that killed it.


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    However even if I came across as incredibly insecure, had I been good-looking she still would have accepted me. That's what I'm trying to tell you. You're actually right because she accused me of lacking confidence because I was anonymous at first before I disclosed my identity. But I only did that because there was a lot at stake. I could have lost two friends because she was their sister and guess what, I ended up losing them anyway when I confessed to one of them what I did, months later. Both brothers came to my house to yell at me and cuss at me. I was sleep-deprived and so I was just really upset by their inability to keep their composure. I haven't spoken to them since and it's been 2 years ago. They don't have a desire to talk to me and the feeling's mutual.
  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Narc Also saying faggy things like that


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    Bahahah what's faggy about it?
  8. Originally posted by Michael Myers Experienced women say 5.5 girth is ideal and less-experienced women say anywhere between 4.8 and 5 is ideal but I have more girth than that so I'm worried about that. Like I wouldn't want to hurt my partner or anything because that's whack and it would kill the fun for me. When I share a bed with someone I want us both to enjoy it, not just me. I wish I was smaller just to be safe, 6 x 4.5 sounds good to me. Above average length but average girth.

    Some guys go in to have theirs cut down to the preferred size.
  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Some guys go in to have theirs cut down to the preferred size.

    The opposite, my friend! They have plastic surgery and inject stuff in their cocks to do that. They also do a lot of exercises to cause growth. I would never do that, I'm natural. I just have to accept what I have.
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Like they say "there's no such thing as too big" or they will say "I don't care if I hurt my partner, it feels good if they say it hurts them -- it's a confidence boost." Sadistic if you ask me.
  11. Originally posted by Michael Myers The opposite, my friend! They have plastic surgery and inject stuff in their cocks to do that. They also do a lot of exercises to cause growth. I would never do that, I'm natural. I just have to accept what I have.

    Believe it or not, there's guys who go in to have theirs whittled down.
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    They are a very tiny minority then! I can only think of one such case but he had a disease that caused abnormal growth so it made sense, since he couldn't even have intercourse with it. That said, I would not resort to plastic surgery just to trim it in size. I prefer to stay natural.
  13. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Damn this thread turned into Myers blabbing to himself about absolutely nothing
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  14. This place does that to you after a while
  15. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    It’s still 90% pure lulz in here XD
  16. I figured it out, that codeniggr girl is actually the 14 yr old again ain't it
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Experienced women say 5.5 girth is ideal and less-experienced women say anywhere between 4.8 and 5 is ideal but I have more girth than that so I'm worried about that. Like I wouldn't want to hurt my partner or anything because that's whack and it would kill the fun for me. When I share a bed with someone I want us both to enjoy it, not just me. I wish I was smaller just to be safe, 6 x 4.5 sounds good to me. Above average length but average girth.



    Originally posted by Michael Myers Ahh, Muhammad. You mean the guy who got killed in Syria recently? Poor fella.

    dude if you got a big dick you just jam it in and it hurts for a little bit then they become a big dick lover

    all my exes after me had to deal with disappointment as their gaping pussy failed dto be filled up by guys that were less alcoholic, less stabby, and less packing than my abusive dysfunctional ass. It's awesome when they fuck me after we break up cuz they crave the big cock and literally tell me before and after we're not getting back together
  18. Originally posted by Kinks It’s still 90% pure lulz in here XD

    90% lulz, 10% strangling yourself with an extension cord while you masturbate and then shooting yourself with a shotgun on livestream
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  19. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    No, she wouldn’t hit me up like dat lol
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Solstice I figured it out, that codeniggr girl is actually the 14 yr old again ain't it

    ya I think you're right, good catch poc
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