Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2015-06-29 at 3:09 AM UTC in Caitlyn Jenner?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Oh you mean Bruce Jenner?
2. 2015-06-29 at 3:02 AM UTC in I guess I have gone into the Confederate flag tee-shirt business
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   jedis are not White, they are Semitic (Afro-Asiatic). They are not European. Whites are European in origin. jedis originated on the Arabian sub-continent.
   
   Their culture, their native religions, languages, traditions (even the direction in which they read and write) is completely different.

   
   
   I'm not saying they are European (however, ashkiwenazi (pretty sure I spelled that wrong) jedis exist as well, which are European jedis. Besides, when I say "white", I don't mean European, I am talking about the color of their skin. It's no different from the skin color you have. Same thing with Turkish and Moroccan people. They also have white skin like you guys (but aren't European, except for Turkish people) so I call them white as well.
3. 2015-06-29 at 2:59 AM UTC in Are museums are gay
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Unless you said dress because you saw a bunch of women wearing it when you searched for it on Google instead of seeing guys wearing it.
4. 2015-06-29 at 2:57 AM UTC in Are museums are gay
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Wearing a dress does not make you cultured. You might as well wear a sign on your back that says "New World Order, Slaughter Me Now!"

   
   That's the basic retort an uncultured swine uses when he sees a salwaar kameez. Then what's a suit supposed to be? Wanna-be cotton skin?
5. 2015-06-29 at 2:37 AM UTC in Are museums are gay
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Well you know what they say, the suit makes the man. And it's true I only dress in vintage armani suits when I go out to the bars
   maybe you should try it some time.
   
   http://www.gorodmod.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dries-vanb-noten-valentino-emporio-armani.jpg

   
   
   Those suits don't look good. Suits need to be tailored. But uh.. I have no reason to wear a suit. I'm going to college. What nerd wears a suit to college? And after I'm done with college, I'll be working in a hospital hopefully, as a male nurse. What would I need a suit for? But maybe for a wedding.. I'll just wear salwaar kameez. Why not wear that, you uncultured swine?
6. 2015-06-29 at 2:28 AM UTC in What's your opinion on anal?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   No.

   
   Oh cool!
7. 2015-06-29 at 2:26 AM UTC in Are museums are gay
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Well, I never… I doubt you sir have ever even owned a suit in your life. You uncultured swine.

   
   
   What do I need a suit for anyway?
8. 2015-06-29 at 1:36 AM UTC in Pigs in Space
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Examples of Niggas in Space: Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa.
9. 2015-06-29 at 1:35 AM UTC in Greyfox,Armsmerchant do you think he can find us?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   I wrote down his phone number just before the site disappeared. I'll try calling him here in a little while.

   
   
   Good Guy Chronic.
10. 2015-06-29 at 1:29 AM UTC in According to the University of Cambridge everyone's a little bit pedo.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Children are adorable to look at, but there's no way that I ever would want to do disgusting acts with them.
11. 2015-06-29 at 1:27 AM UTC in i ate dirt today to prove im not a cop
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Who is it that you were proving?
    
    EDIT: damn, I'm sure that's not even proper English.
12. 2015-06-29 at 1:24 AM UTC in What's your opinion on anal?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Some of these sick, filthy fuckers will even lick the dried shit flakes right out'n the other one's ass crack. Can't even imagine how many diseases they carry around with them.

    
    
    You're definitely right Spec. These guys need help. I bet they don't even die of OD, they die of STDs.
    
    

    I don't normally smell my dick and i take showers immediately after any sexual activity

    
    
    But like, can't you smell it even without trying to smell your dick?
13. 2015-06-29 at 1:23 AM UTC in Add emoticons
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Do you mean
    
    [SIZE=48px]LA PASTAAAADAA!?!?
    
    [/SIZE]
    
    
    

    
    
    YES!!! That's the one hahaha, thank you Malice!
14. 2015-06-29 at 12:17 AM UTC in What's your opinion on anal?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    But your dick will smell like shit. How is that enjoyable?
15. 2015-06-29 at 12:15 AM UTC in I'm not very wordy anymore and this upsets me
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    So you're saying that if a girl doesn't know her economics you wouldn't tap that? I mean… You probably are saying that but uhm.
    
    
    
    Dear God. Look at her, don't you just want to abandon all rational thought and principles to tap that ass? I do. Sorry pretty girls make my brain short circuit.

    
    
    She looks adorable.
16. 2015-06-29 at 12:14 AM UTC in Add emoticons
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    So. Gay. As opposed to the Supreme Court's ruling, these gay ass emotions can't get married. So Angry, remove those emotions right now. Add a space in between.
17. 2015-06-29 at 12:12 AM UTC in I'm lost since redfern closed.....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    How did you know I lost a bunch of weight?
    
    I actually really have.
    
    I lost 20lbs from a combination of drug abuse and lack of eating.
    
    Since it's summer vacation, my kids don't come over a lot, and I have no reason to cook anything. Since I haven't been cooking, I haven't been eating. I have been surviving off of the odd can of spaghetti-O's and Taco Bell every now and again.

    
    I just know, man. I just know. A lack of eating? So basically, you've been fasting. Taco Bell.. I haven't had that. Ever. We don't have that food chain here in Holland.
18. 2015-06-29 at 12:08 AM UTC in Artwork by Alex Grey.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    how the fuck do you post images on her?

    
    
    It took you like what... 6000 posts to figure that out Bill Krozbyzie? But then again you are too busy getting laid to learn these nerdish things.
19. 2015-06-29 at 12:06 AM UTC in Judaism vs. Christianity
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Christianity is the Downs Syndrome child of Judaism in as much as Islam is the psychotic schizophrenic child of Judaism.
    
    In reality Christianity is the jedis telling gentiles: "Do as we say, not as we do."

    
    
    
    
    
    
20. 2015-06-28 at 11:59 PM UTC in Add emoticons
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    See what I mean Nero?!