Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2022-08-07 at 4:07 AM UTC in Incessant and Kafka should fuck
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Rape Monster well then you should run up on a girl of ur choice, say "u da bomb", and detonate an explosive at her

   
   The girl of my choice rejected me (because that was her choice). Feels bad man. :(
2. 2022-08-07 at 4:07 AM UTC in Incessant and Kafka should fuck
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Ghost I used to pay hookers with the intention of brutalizing their orifices but once the hard drugs kicked in I just got them high for free and we hung out, I couldn't even get hard
   
   i regret being a whore most of my life I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED DAMN IT. I Would give up all my sexy memories for a stable loving FUCXK TOY but hey that's just me.
   
   That's why it makes me sick when people like wariat are like GOTTA TEACH THEM YOUNG yeah hurrreeurruehfe I fucked 25+ girls when I was a teenager it was RAW and DIRTY but thinking back now it never did me any good

   
   I could go and lose my virginity at any time if I really wanted to. It's just that I don't. I want to save myself for the right person. Prostitution here is legal and I have been to those prostitution places before with friends who did go in to do the deed. But I just get so turned off by the environment, seeing a bunch of thirsty males roaming the place. It's just.. off-putting, to say the least. I understand you want a meaningful connection instead, so that means you and I are similar in that aspect.
3. 2022-08-07 at 4:05 AM UTC in Incessant and Kafka should fuck
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I'm biting on this rag that Rape Monster gave me but nothing is happening.
4. 2022-08-07 at 4:04 AM UTC in Out on a bad ass bro date by myself.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by blaster master Man I decided to eat at this fancy place, order a blue cheese burger it's insanely good. Can't believe it. And they're playing Lou Reed on the stereo, cool place.

   
   Aren't you glad you didn't order a blue waffle?
5. 2022-08-07 at 4:03 AM UTC in Guilty Pleasure TV
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Kafka Yeah it’s complicated. I’m in Northern Ireland and my dad’s friend was killed by a bomb which was supplied by my uncle. He also tried to kill my dad’s sister put a bomb under her car. Then he had the nerve to show up at the wake. He’s not the one in the tv show tho.

   
   Oh, wow. That's interesting. I support the struggle of the IRA but I don't want to say "your uncle is cool!" again after he tried to kill your aunt.
6. 2022-08-07 at 4:01 AM UTC in Incessant and Kafka should fuck
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Rape Monster here, bite down on this rag and we can change that

   
   Uhhhh okay.
7. 2022-08-07 at 4:01 AM UTC in Incessant and Kafka should fuck
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Rape Monster you could always wish her a Merry Christmas, or happy Valentine's day instead

   
   I'm Islamic, I don't believe in Christmas. I attended a Catholic high school and there I was taught Christmas was originally a pagan holiday. Good ideas, though - but I also can't say happy Valentine's because then I'll give off the wrong idea maybe.
8. 2022-08-07 at 3:57 AM UTC in The COVID Diaries
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Ghost no it doesn't.
   
   It doesn't do jack shit you fucking liar. It's all FAKE NEWS AND DERPADEWS
   
   if you get the booster you are a huge fag though

   
   It doesn't do jack shit because you're already dead. You're a ghost.
9. 2022-08-07 at 3:56 AM UTC in Incessant and Kafka should fuck
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Three years and four months more and I'll be a wizard.
10. 2022-08-07 at 3:56 AM UTC in Incessant and Kafka should fuck
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Ghost Vaginas are pretty cool when they are pressed up against your face.
    
    ladies?
    
    

    
    Really? I wouldn't be able to weigh in and give my opinion on that. #VirginLyfe.
11. 2022-08-07 at 3:55 AM UTC in Guilty Pleasure TV
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I support those guys. Your uncle is cool.
12. 2022-08-07 at 3:55 AM UTC in Guilty Pleasure TV
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Nevermind, the R stands for Republican.
13. 2022-08-07 at 3:54 AM UTC in Guilty Pleasure TV
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka One of my IRA uncles is in it, weird you’ll see him.

    
    IRA as in... Irish Resistance Army?
14. 2022-08-07 at 3:50 AM UTC in The official horror thread
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra
    
    
    I keep forgetting to download it

    
    Well, now I'm reminding you of it, so you don't have a legitimate reason not to download it right now. :D
15. 2022-08-07 at 3:50 AM UTC in The official horror thread
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by frala No, I’ve never heard of that. He’s done three shows that were very different from Hush and then some movies that were similar.
    
    
    
    I had 14 babies and now have a child named Gerald’s Game.

    
    Interesting, I'll go see what else he's done.
16. 2022-08-07 at 3:45 AM UTC in K-pop
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Incessant It's a girl group

    
    Awkward. I thought it was a solo artist. Goes to show you how much I know about female bands.
17. 2022-08-07 at 3:44 AM UTC in Out on a bad ass bro date by myself.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I use http://imgbb.co!
18. 2022-08-07 at 3:44 AM UTC in Out on a bad ass bro date by myself.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm gonna have such a date too tomorrow.
19. 2022-08-07 at 3:43 AM UTC in Incessant and Kafka should fuck
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Incessant I don't give out PI but thanks for the sentiments!

    
    Understandable! No problem. :D
20. 2022-08-07 at 3:38 AM UTC in I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Can you be more precise? I'm retarded. Like, are you asking why I would create a thread like this? Or why I am a pathetic loser?