Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2022-08-07 at 4:35 AM UTC in An amendment to lower the age of consent folks
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you cant argue that hadith is inaccurate. hadiths are the checksums of the quran, it puts all the events cited in the quran in chronological order.
   
   if hadith as a checksum is corrupted the the entire quran becomes corrupted as well.

   
   You can, actually! Hadiths are basically oral traditions. Hadith and Qur'an are not dependent on each other; hadith are dependent on the Qur'an. As in, if a hadith states something that goes against the Qur'an then it's obviously an unreliable hadith. Remember, Qur'an is divine & hadith is man-made. Therefore it is prone to error.
2. 2022-08-07 at 4:32 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Ghost yes, like how people used to drill holes in the skull to increase their intelligence
   
   

   
   So they put the paper there to conceal the holes in their skulls. I get it now. Thanks for enlightening me.
3. 2022-08-07 at 4:31 AM UTC in Out on a bad ass bro date by myself.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Ghost It's not only reasonable to like them but unreasonable to dislike them
   
   
   
   
   
   prepare for piss
   
   

   
   >:(
4. 2022-08-07 at 4:31 AM UTC in I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Ghost its whats on the inside that counts
   
   THE INSIDE OF THEIR WALLET AM I RIGHT LADIES

   
   Not a lady, but exactly! Women go for looks mainly, and if you don't have that, then you better have $$$, and if you don't have that either (like me) then.. well, just find a nice thick rope and............
5. 2022-08-07 at 4:30 AM UTC in I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Kafka I think they were Japanese or Korean, tourists. I feel bad saying it but it’s true, I didn’t see anyone I wanted to bang in a city, that isn’t normal.

   
   Last time I was in Amsterdam (so, two weeks ago or so, maybe three), I saw the best looking East Asian dude I'd ever seen, it was insane. I'm not sure if he was completely straight, he made eye-contact with me for a second (I died inside, he was probably thinking "what an ugly bastard") and he had some older, middle-aged white guy's arm around his neck. I was walking with my brother and apparently he saw it too because he said "dude, that Asian dude looked like a model".
6. 2022-08-07 at 4:26 AM UTC in K-pop
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Ghost I heard it on 4chan first many years ago when the admin changed the /v/ board to be a loop of that videoand the song playing non stop
   
   A sexy girl showed me this one
   
   

   
   I used to shitpost on 4chan too. /b/ though, 2008-2011. Then some other boards after that, like /x/ in 2012 and /mu/ & /fa/ in 2014 and 2015. I'm listening to that song, it's quite catchy. Thanks for sharing.
7. 2022-08-07 at 4:25 AM UTC in Out on a bad ass bro date by myself.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I swear if blue-cheese burgers aren't blue-colored hamburgers (from the buns, to the meat, to the salad, to the sauce--everything), I'm gonna be so pissed.
8. 2022-08-07 at 4:24 AM UTC in Incessant and Kafka should fuck
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Ghost they use that rag to mop up the solvent after laying sheets of LSD
   
   it glows under UV
   
   

   
   Did you mention LSD because you know I'm going to take it at sunset? It's almost 6:30am right now so I have to wait until 9:30pm or something to take it.
9. 2022-08-07 at 4:22 AM UTC in I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Oh, and I am a fan of gingers - I don't see many here but I had a ginger classmate and she was hilarious. She made me laugh everytime. I remember when she asked me during lunch break "if I wanted to play with her" and then she was like "oh that came out wrong" and I laughed and said "don't worry, I knew what you meant" and then an older classmate chimed in and said "I'm sure he would love to play with you." I thought it was funny rather than awkward though.
10. 2022-08-07 at 4:21 AM UTC in I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka I thought the Asians looked better and there were a few gingers but that’s it.

    
    Are we talking East Asians (Japanese, Chinese, Mongols, Koreans), South East Asians (Indonesians, Thai, Cambodian, Vietnamese), South Asia (Bengalis, Indians, Sri Lankans, Burmese, Pakistanis) or West Asians (Saudis, Yemenis, Syrians, Iraqis)?
    
    If I had to bet, I think either East, South East or West.
11. 2022-08-07 at 4:17 AM UTC in I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka Amsterdam and Utrecht.

    
    Pretty sure you saw me then, I was in Amsterdam recently as well. Two weeks ago, give or take. I used to study in Utrecht (in 2020) until covid-19 cucked me and everything went digital and I felt uncomfortable doing online classes (downside of being ugly) so I stopped.
12. 2022-08-07 at 4:16 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Ghost the worlds strongest substance… gorilla glue

    
    Oh, wow. Does it rip off their forehead when they take it off?
13. 2022-08-07 at 4:15 AM UTC in I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka I went there recently couldn’t believe how ugly everyone was, it was like a nightmare everyone looked deformed, everywhere I looked. Hope it’s not like that everywhere.

    
    If you saw ugly, you saw me. Which city did you visit?
14. 2022-08-07 at 4:14 AM UTC in K-pop
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    It was enjoyable.
15. 2022-08-07 at 4:14 AM UTC in Incessant and Kafka should fuck
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Maybe you can switch to men, it's a lot easier

    
    You're right; I could. But I'd have to keep it as halal as possible. I wouldn't mind cuddling with a man. Strong no homo, btw. Just had to throw it out there.
16. 2022-08-07 at 4:12 AM UTC in Out on a bad ass bro date by myself.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Rape Monster That's a different type of moldy cheese

    
    I showed it to a female classmate of mine once, in high school.
    
    Result?
    
    Panic attack and crying.
    
    Couldn't have asked for a better reaction.
17. 2022-08-07 at 4:10 AM UTC in K-pop
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Ghost I don't listen to it anymore but this was my weed smoking jams when I was 16
    
    

    
    Based on my calculations, you are 29 years old. Listening to the song right now, will tell you what I think after it's done playing.
18. 2022-08-07 at 4:09 AM UTC in I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka Are you white?

    
    No, I'm brown. I do live in a white country, if that matters. (The Netherlands)
19. 2022-08-07 at 4:09 AM UTC in I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I think I want to become a wizard instead. After I get magical powers, we can change that, I guess, if that's what you want.
20. 2022-08-07 at 4:08 AM UTC in Incessant and Kafka should fuck
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Rape Monster famous last words before the drugs kick in

    
    What dru-