Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2022-08-09 at 12:52 AM UTC in I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bradley I will help you.

   
   Who's gonna be the top? Who's gonna be the top? Does it depend on our penile statistics to determine these aforementioned positions? If so, let's do a dick-measuring contest beforehand.
2. 2022-08-09 at 12:51 AM UTC in I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hiki has you beat, he's a 39yr old virgin.

   
   But maybe he's been on a date, or he's had a girlfriend, or kissed. If he has done any of these things then he is not on my level! (Which would be good for him, of course.)
3. 2022-08-09 at 12:50 AM UTC in K-pop
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Oooh. I like TWICE. Sana is my favorite girl ❤️

   
   Any specific song I should listen to? :D
4. 2022-08-09 at 12:49 AM UTC in K-pop
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just the dancing chicks.

   
   Makes sense. They are often flat, though. Korean women aren't known for having big boobs or big butts.
5. 2022-08-09 at 12:49 AM UTC in K-pop
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so you know bean sprout letters.

   
   
   Yes, I do know about other betabets. :D
6. 2022-08-09 at 12:48 AM UTC in K-pop
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bradley Do you eat pork? Have you ever tried it?

   
   I don't eat pork, but yes I've tried it before. During my teenage years when I wasn't practicing Islam.
7. 2022-08-09 at 12:48 AM UTC in K-pop
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 So are you Islam or are you Hindu

   
   I am Islamic. Considering the geographic location my family is from, chances are high my ancestors were Buddhist instead of Hindu.
8. 2022-08-08 at 12:41 AM UTC in I just took some acid for the first time ever
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Sudo Jus relax and enjoy the ride, don't fight anything

   
   I think I'm barely fighting anything at all.
9. 2022-08-08 at 12:19 AM UTC in I just took some acid for the first time ever
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Yes. Yes I am tripping.
10. 2022-08-08 at 12:18 AM UTC in I just took some acid for the first time ever
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Okay, I am definitely tripping now.
11. 2022-08-07 at 9:59 PM UTC in I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Congratulations, you qualify to be a serial killer: please choose your weapon 😃😃😃😃😃

    
    I'm too polite to be a serial killer. I'd be like, "Ma'am, is it okay if I stab you with my weapon of preference? You can say no, if you want. It's up to you."
12. 2022-08-07 at 9:54 PM UTC in K-pop
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich

    
    First text message says "Salaam" (peace be upon you) and the other text says "Sowaal" (question).
13. 2022-08-07 at 9:51 PM UTC in K-pop
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich How the fuck can you like subtitled music?

    
    Lol, that's a good one. I don't understand what's being said, but I like the beat/instrumentals and the vocals. That's all I need in order to like a song.
14. 2022-08-07 at 9:49 PM UTC in I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich MM in all honesty you have always been a non confrontational guy, even back in the Zoklet era. Fuck seriously, by 26 I had already fucked a whole load of pussy. Get yourself out there, your local mosque maybe? Life is't all about fucking pussy, but try finding a girl at least and see where it goes from there?

    
    I don't know, I feel like I am facially too unattractive for anyone to want to be with me. Couple that with my financial status (the lack of money, I mean) and you get me. Also, consider the fact I'm a 10-time college dropout and then.. yeah, the prospects aren't looking so bright. Women are turned off by three things; 1) an unattractive face, 2) a poor person and 3) a neet. I check off all three boxes. It's not looking bright for me, but it's gonna be fine. I'm not sweating it. Things will work out fine if I try my best, or at least that's what I'm hoping. Time will tell. :)
15. 2022-08-07 at 9:46 PM UTC in I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Nigger

    
    Excuse you? I'm a sandnigger. Or actually a currynigger.
16. 2022-08-07 at 9:44 PM UTC in K-pop
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Everyone in this thread besides brad needs to touch grass

    
    Is that the hip, new way to say "go outside"?
17. 2022-08-07 at 9:44 PM UTC in I'm fat cause I eat and I eat cause I'm fat.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Do I look like a brain dead savage?

    
    No, you don't, actually. You look like a fine gentleman.
18. 2022-08-07 at 9:43 PM UTC in I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley Why was it the Lords day if Jesus was the Lord and Jesus wasn't in the Old Testament/Creational Time of the World?
    
    Also, OP do you masturbate regularly?

    
    Yes, I masturbate regularly. Sometimes I go for round number two. I wanted to do that last night, but after I masturbated, I just felt the need to lay down and before you knew it, I drifted off sleeping.
19. 2022-08-07 at 9:42 PM UTC in I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Do a rape

    
    That's not a question. NEXT!
20. 2022-08-07 at 9:42 PM UTC in I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Sudo Do you think it's damaged your brain?
    
    
    
    
    
    You are also an incel so questions can also be directed to you. Do you think you will EVER have sex again or are u just going to die like this?

    
    I don't think it has damaged my brain, but insomnia definitely permanently damaged my brain.