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I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)

  1. #61
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by aldra lol wat

    Yeah... hahaha.
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  2. #62
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley Do you have sex with yourself?

    Do I masturbate? Yes I do.
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  3. #63
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Sudo Do you think it's damaged your brain?





    You are also an incel so questions can also be directed to you. Do you think you will EVER have sex again or are u just going to die like this?

    I don't think it has damaged my brain, but insomnia definitely permanently damaged my brain.
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  4. #64
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Do a rape

    That's not a question. NEXT!
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  5. #65
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley Why was it the Lords day if Jesus was the Lord and Jesus wasn't in the Old Testament/Creational Time of the World?

    Also, OP do you masturbate regularly?

    Yes, I masturbate regularly. Sometimes I go for round number two. I wanted to do that last night, but after I masturbated, I just felt the need to lay down and before you knew it, I drifted off sleeping.
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  6. #66
    MM in all honesty you have always been a non confrontational guy, even back in the Zoklet era. Fuck seriously, by 26 I had already fucked a whole load of pussy. Get yourself out there, your local mosque maybe? Life is't all about fucking pussy, but try finding a girl at least and see where it goes from there?
  7. #67
    Nigger
  8. #68
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Nigger

    Excuse you? I'm a sandnigger. Or actually a currynigger.
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  9. #69
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich MM in all honesty you have always been a non confrontational guy, even back in the Zoklet era. Fuck seriously, by 26 I had already fucked a whole load of pussy. Get yourself out there, your local mosque maybe? Life is't all about fucking pussy, but try finding a girl at least and see where it goes from there?

    I don't know, I feel like I am facially too unattractive for anyone to want to be with me. Couple that with my financial status (the lack of money, I mean) and you get me. Also, consider the fact I'm a 10-time college dropout and then.. yeah, the prospects aren't looking so bright. Women are turned off by three things; 1) an unattractive face, 2) a poor person and 3) a neet. I check off all three boxes. It's not looking bright for me, but it's gonna be fine. I'm not sweating it. Things will work out fine if I try my best, or at least that's what I'm hoping. Time will tell. :)
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  10. #70
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I don't know, I feel like I am facially too unattractive for anyone to want to be with me. Couple that with my financial status (the lack of money, I mean) and you get me. Also, consider the fact I'm a 10-time college dropout and then.. yeah, the prospects aren't looking so bright. Women are turned off by three things; 1) an unattractive face, 2) a poor person and 3) a neet. I check off all three boxes. It's not looking bright for me, but it's gonna be fine. I'm not sweating it. Things will work out fine if I try my best, or at least that's what I'm hoping. Time will tell. :)

    Congratulations, you qualify to be a serial killer: please choose your weapon 😃😃😃😃😃
  11. #71
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Congratulations, you qualify to be a serial killer: please choose your weapon 😃😃😃😃😃

    I'm too polite to be a serial killer. I'd be like, "Ma'am, is it okay if I stab you with my weapon of preference? You can say no, if you want. It's up to you."
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  12. #72
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao
  13. #73
    Hiki has you beat, he's a 39yr old virgin.
  14. #74
    Bradley Florida Man
    I will help you.
  15. #75
    Bradley Florida Man
    lol @ whoever suggested a mosque xD
  16. #76
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Ask me anything.


    Do you talk to girls?
  17. #77
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Do you talk to girls?

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  18. #78
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Do you talk to girls?

    define:

    1-talk

    2-girls
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  20. #80
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hiki has you beat, he's a 39yr old virgin.

    But maybe he's been on a date, or he's had a girlfriend, or kissed. If he has done any of these things then he is not on my level! (Which would be good for him, of course.)
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