Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2022-08-15 at 3:21 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers 'my baby mom'
   
   holy shit
   
   how old are you?

   
   He's older than I and I am 26.
2. 2022-08-15 at 3:20 AM UTC in I got LSD - never tried acid before.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang

   
   Ahh, I see.. you are fluent in Dutch as well.
3. 2022-08-15 at 3:19 AM UTC in back in the day a fellow totse poster helped coach me on needle use
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm It’s never gonna be funny, loser

   
   Who are you, John Truther (teller of the truth?)
4. 2022-08-15 at 3:16 AM UTC in Grocery shopping for old people.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Aren't you a Pakistani atomic stinkbomb

   
   You're just mad your shithole nation has no nukes.
   
   
5. 2022-08-15 at 2:42 AM UTC in adults who drink milk
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol @ no income
   
   
   U POOR, NIGGA

   
   That is correct. I forgot to mention I am $60,000 in debt. :P
6. 2022-08-15 at 2:41 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Poopy skin confirmed

   
   A fellow poopy skin, ohai there. :)
7. 2022-08-15 at 2:40 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Who are you, John Questions?

   
   No, I am a mere shitskin.
8. 2022-08-15 at 1:11 AM UTC in "Afghanistan was never conquered."
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Also, the Khyber Pass is in Pakistan and not in Afghanistan.
   
   I still love you, Sudo. :)
9. 2022-08-15 at 1:10 AM UTC in "Afghanistan was never conquered."
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I stumbled upon this thread >> https://niggasin.space/thread/38509 << and I have something to say about it.
   
   This isn't true. Afghanistan was conquered by the Mongols and incorporated into the Mongol Empire, like most of Eurasia.
   
   Also, the Sikhs defeated the Afghans as well and incorporated parts of Afghanistan into their empire.
   
   This explains why Afghans have an obsessive hatred against Panjabis since it is their most recent defeat by people they deem inferior.
   
   It also explains why they hate their Mongoloid compatriots - the Hazaras - because they tend to look Asian.
   
   When people say "Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires," they are talking about modern-day, loosely-defined empires such as the Soviet Union and the US, even though technically speaking these are not even empires. It is a misleading title because there is no truth in it. Had they called it a "graveyard of superpowers" then it would have at least been factual.
10. 2022-08-15 at 1:03 AM UTC in So there I was fucking niggers on life's terms...
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Uhhhh.... yeah?
11. 2022-08-15 at 12:50 AM UTC in Grocery shopping for old people.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Michael Myers is the smelliest guy to ever be related to Pakistan

    
    Aren't you an Afghan turd?
12. 2022-08-15 at 12:49 AM UTC in I'll gladly pay you tomorrow for a negro i can borrow today...
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Are you racist?
13. 2022-08-15 at 12:48 AM UTC in Has everyone been doing ok as far as fucking negroes is concerned?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Black women typically are not interested in me, similarly to yellow women. The only women who show some sort of interest in me are white women and brown women. As far as female strangers go.
14. 2022-08-15 at 12:47 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Nah you're just a nigger pot being called a nigger pot.
    
    Just you're a handsome and well tanned individual exclusively and solely.

    
    I am not a handsome and well tanned individual. I am the opposite of that. Otherwise I would not be a 26 year old virgin. :(
15. 2022-08-15 at 12:47 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm talking about The Bearded Wonder, the Kalishee of the Cosmos, the God Who Walked Hot Eggshells.

    
    I don't know anyone who fits that description!
16. 2022-08-15 at 12:46 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka I love these
    

    
    What the fuck.
17. 2022-08-15 at 12:44 AM UTC in adults who drink milk
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny go to islamic countries amd marry a child bride.
    
    problem solved.
    
    i would if i were a mooseleem

    
    1) Women have a right to agree to a marriage or not, you can't force them.
    
    2) There is no such thing as "child brides," unless you think 17 year olds are "children."
    
    3) Nowadays, parents place importance on their daughters' education, they will not allow someone to marry their daughter until they reach the age of 18.
    
    4) To add to my earlier point, the Marriageable Age in Islamic nations has been raised from 16 to 18 worldwide.
    
    5) I don't have an income, so I will be rejected outright by any woman and her parents.
    
    6) I am facially unattractive, so I will be rejected outright by any woman.
    
    7) I don't have a degree, see point 5) for the type of rejection I will get.
    
    8) Dutch law states that if you marry someone from abroad, she must be at least 21 years old.
    
    9) Anyone can become Islamic and as a white person you will be at an advantage, regardless of gender.
    
    In summary, it is impossible for me to marry anyone.
18. 2022-08-15 at 12:38 AM UTC in It's really hard to get a COCKodile sick...
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by AngryOnion

    
    I concur.
19. 2022-08-15 at 12:32 AM UTC in News
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Haxxor I don’t think 12 year olds qualify as teenagers

    
    12 year olds? Usually not, no. But we live in a world where they even call 17 year old "children," so I have to be sure people use the right term.
20. 2022-08-14 at 9:58 PM UTC in I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by mmQ Yes.

    
    PM me my real name then.