Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2022-08-25 at 4:37 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by mmQ If you really think you really truly believe that you're the only person that can't take naps I

   
   I haven't heard anyone else say they can't take naps lest they wish to not sleep again on the same day, so yes I do believe I am the only one who is like this.
2. 2022-08-25 at 4:36 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by CandyRein Young and Beautiful

   
   I am your arch-nemesis for I feel old and ugly.
3. 2022-08-25 at 4:35 AM UTC in I'm gonna' move to Russia.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Kafka Tbh if my nephew didn’t need me, I probably wouldn’t be there as much.

   
   Having a nephew or a niece is pretty much like having a son or daughter, at least that's the way I see it.
4. 2022-08-25 at 4:34 AM UTC in I'm gonna' move to Russia.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Kafka Idk. My mum’s a narcissist and I’ve noticed she doesn’t like my nephew, I think because he chose me as his favourite. When I was little I was asked who my favourite parent was, I picked my dad and went to sit on his knee. My mum looked unhappy. Maybe that changed everything. She never liked me and I think my sister was her favourite just because she didn’t have a biological dad. My mum didn’t really have a dad, he was brain damaged and her mum was a cold bitch.

   
   That's a grandmother-grandson relationship; that works differently in general. Technically speaking, grandparents do love their grandchildren. Usually more than their own children (or maybe that's just in my culture). Though when you say that your mother is a narcissist and she comes from an unhealthy home then she passes on what she went through. People are supposed to break the cycle but your mother didn't, so now it's up to you to do that.
5. 2022-08-25 at 3:57 AM UTC in Petition to ban the littlest nigger
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny please dont speak ill to the dead

   
   What did kroz even do to that guy anyway?
6. 2022-08-25 at 3:56 AM UTC in GOP candidate who said it’s “totally just” to stone gays to death loses election
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Folks, it's a white man saying it this time.
7. 2022-08-25 at 3:54 AM UTC in I AM RETARDED,
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ja. ich bin.
   
   so, a few weeks ago Ive decided to buy some very high quality and very reasonably priced "titanium" header wrapper from china (as pictured).
   
   
   
   it was like $5 for 5 meters including shipping so i thought its a something that would be good value for some high quality shits and giggles on my bike.
   
   the truth is ive always wanted to do this to my bike and every bike i own eversince i wrapped my first header more than 25 years ago but never got to do it due to the cost/retardation factor but now with international china e-commerce everything are so cheap so i was like why not.
   
   i failed at wrapping it as neatly as i imagine i could because i didnt take my exaust pipe off my bike. taking the exaust pipe off involves unbolting rusty and heavil high probability of breaking and thats a risk i want to avoid. it was a long, ardious and tedious process but in the end i manageed.
   
   it was during the test runs that my retardation became announced;
   
   fiber glasses, as they turn out, release gigantic amount of carcinogenic smoke as theyre being heated. and wrappimg these wrapsb

   
   Sheesh! Just how old are you, old man?!
8. 2022-08-25 at 3:53 AM UTC in I AM RETARDED,
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Ja. Du bist.
9. 2022-08-25 at 3:52 AM UTC in I just went to watch the movie called nope
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   You should've just nope'd out. ;)
10. 2022-08-25 at 3:51 AM UTC in I’m scared
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka You sound mentally ill

    
    I have OCD, but I don't see how you gathered that from the post you're replying to.
    
    That was a really non-Stacy answer, by the way! Tells me what I need to know about you.
11. 2022-08-25 at 3:50 AM UTC in Poast Asks Lanny The Big Questions
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    L-Lanny? Y-y-you there?
12. 2022-08-25 at 3:39 AM UTC in Bill Krozby
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    :(
13. 2022-08-25 at 3:38 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Sudo Canadians are humans and you can't phonetically say Haitian without "hate"

    
    Ha-ee-tee-yan.
    
    There, I said it!
14. 2022-08-25 at 3:37 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker On your chin

    
    I don't have balls on my chin. Nor do I have a butt-chin. Thankfully.
15. 2022-08-25 at 3:36 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ So just the pecker standing out alone.

    
    Moar liek hanging out alone, amirite guise???
16. 2022-08-25 at 3:35 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by mmQ It's almost as if we have different brains that respond differently to different sleep patterns.

    
    You sound like a redditor (a.k.a. gay as fuck). Thing is; practically everyone else can take naps. It seems I'm the only one who can't.
17. 2022-08-25 at 3:34 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by mmQ But are you sure?

    
    I assure you: I have two descended testicles.
18. 2022-08-25 at 3:33 AM UTC in I'm gonna' move to Russia.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka I think I turned out ok, that is my self-respect is high and I know what I want. My dad gave me complete freedom though and spoiled me. He was accepting and didn’t care if I had lesbian posters when I was 15, taught me to drive when I was 13 and ig treated me more as a son if that makes sense.

    
    Regarding that last line: It does make sense. It seems as if fathers love their daughters more than their sons whereas it seems as if mothers love their sons more than their daughters.
19. 2022-08-25 at 3:29 AM UTC in Most embarrassing moments stories?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm only admitting this as I want to punish myself for this behavior, I want people to know about it so they can laugh at my pathetic existence.
20. 2022-08-25 at 3:28 AM UTC in Most embarrassing moments stories?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I once texted a girl I really liked, then she blocked my number after rejecting me. That's pretty embarrassing, but it doesn't top what I did afterwards: I texted her with another number for four months and she ignored all my texts. And then she blocked me again.