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  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Answer: Because my life is shit. But we probably all knew that by now, I just had to realize it a bit later than the rest. And by "a bit" I mean like a couple of years.
  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Also I literally take drugs the night before and then say to myself "Me? Drugs? Why would I ever do drugs?"
  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    How the hell do people even drive on acid? I took only 170mcg and I had trouble using my own damn toothbrush.
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Steven we need you to decide quickly, jigs

    Well said, Gollum.
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion

    I'm not a fan of weed.
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I took it at 10:19pm. I took a pill of 150 mcg and a microdose blotter of 20 mcg, so that makes it 170 mcg for my second trip. My first trip was 150 mcg but I had a terrible headache so this time the experience should be more pleasant.
  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why does it have to be a choice my nigga?

    Because I cannot decide for myself sometimes.
  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Some days small things ruin my day. Today is one of those days. I'll be taking drugs in a few moments from now, which is probably not smart since set and setting is important and clearly my mindset isn't in the right place. Fuck it.
  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Ok, yes you did.
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by blaster master Bump.

    Did you go bump in the night with Gollum?
  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Thanks for helping me decide, everyone. It'll be today.
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Well?
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    If you're not on this list, why are you still on the forum?
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Steven Rich people are targets everywhere. And that absolutely does happen in the US lol. You're just isolated from it due to differing zoning laws and the overall higher level of wealth in this country.

    You know what doesn't happen in Brazil? Mass shootings of people in public or school shootings.

    Same as most countries that DO have gun problems. Most people shot are involved, or unlucky bystanders of attacks conducted on people involved. Schoolchildren don't have to worry about someone busting in and killing them in all their friends during math class.

    Maybe, just maybe, neither country should have legal guns? Works great in Europe.

    It doesn't work great in Europe. People still have access to guns illegally and use it on others who don't have access to guns. I think guns should be legal for self-defense purposes.
  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I didn't know we had a celebrity here.
  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee I know!!! Wanna gently pat some vaseline on my reddened irritated nose? 🥺

    Yes, I will. Just because you asked nicely. Can I wear disposable gloves? I have a dead skin cell problem.

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "gloves"!
  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump So you hate white men who don't act just the way you want them to.

    I bet you don't feel that way about other races.

    I don't recall brown/black nations militarily invading white nations, do you? So, yes, I don't feel that way about other races.
  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Bidet: a senile, low oval basin used for washing one's genital and anal area, as well as ruling the United States.
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Let me guess, Gollum, you got vaccinated?
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump OP only mentions this sort of shit when white men say it.

    The whole world wants to hate on white men, but also wants to be around white men. It's very feminine how other races act.

    For what it's worth I don't hate white men unless they are 1) invading other nations on the basis of spreading western concepts and lifestyles, 2) support the aforementioned invaders and 3) claim to be non-racist but only sticks up for one race in particular (usually black) while at the same time making racist jokes about another race (usually brown, sometimes yellow).
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