Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2022-09-04 at 4:38 PM UTC in mohammit was the antichrist
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by BummyMofo He married a 9 yo girl who was prolly an early bloomer. Sick.

   
   Wrong.
2. 2022-09-04 at 1:58 PM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I'm glad that nobody mentioned me. Kinda like a background character that you don't pay any attention to, so you don't dislike them or like them either. Hooray. :)
3. 2022-09-04 at 1:48 PM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Kafka I don’t want you messaging me.

   
   I'm about to get PTSD.
4. 2022-09-04 at 1:47 PM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by CandyRein I’m still not responding to your inbox…
   
   I’ll never be that down and out..

   Originally posted by Kafka I don’t reply to his messages

   
   Ouch, reading this stings. It reminds me of the girl that rejected me last year. Didn't respond to any of my messages either. Being fugly sucks.
5. 2022-09-04 at 1:42 PM UTC in wut did u dream about last night
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I don't remember.
6. 2022-09-04 at 1:42 PM UTC in Quitting smoking
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   As for quitting tips, I say you should gradually reduce the number of cigarettes that you smoke. Let's say you smoke five cigarettes per day. Make sure to smoke only four cigarettes the next day. Then keep that up for a while before you reduce the number to three. Then two. And then one. Eventually none.
7. 2022-09-04 at 1:41 PM UTC in Quitting smoking
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I used to smoke from age 13 until age 18. I managed to not smoke a single cigarette for the next seven years until I became deeply depressed at age 25. Then after a month or two of smoking, I quit. Then at age 26, I smoked here and there again. I recently started going to school again so I decided to buy cigarettes so I could smoke them in order to kill time. Last week, I bought a pack of twenty cigarettes. I smoked all of that in the course of three days. Yesterday, I bought another pack of twenty cigarettes. I plan on smoking all of it by next weekend. After that, I will see whether or not I will continue to smoke. My only motivation for smoking is to kill time, for instance, when I arrive twenty minutes earlier before my first class starts. And also during lunch breaks.
8. 2022-09-04 at 1:36 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I'm listening to metalcore.
9. 2022-09-01 at 11:37 PM UTC in Which Abrahamic religion is the dumbest, and why?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Sudo Can men get pregnant?

   
   Yes, they can. If you're a seahorse, that is.
10. 2022-09-01 at 11:36 PM UTC in Did bling blong died?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Sudo I don't fully understand the zoklet curse but I have to respect it

    
    Facts, man. Facts.
11. 2022-09-01 at 11:35 PM UTC in Did bling blong died?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don't know. Maybe his drug abuse messed up his memory and he doesn't have any recollection of this forum.
12. 2022-08-31 at 12:55 PM UTC in I got rejected by a girl last year
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Steven that is not how drugs work ever

    
    Yeah, but I wanted to take a gamble. I was trying to get over her and in 11 months I had only gotten 50% over her. The drugs took care of the rest. But the second time I did drugs, it got messed up because some of the feelings came back. I am hoping with the third time it goes away again. I just want it to go away. :( Completely.
13. 2022-08-31 at 12:54 PM UTC in I got rejected by a girl last year
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by cigreting Never simp for a woman like you did, it shows you are low value.
    Once she looses attraction for you, its over, the only way you'll get it back is with alot of currency.

    
    She never had any attraction to me in the first place. Why? Because I'm fugly.
14. 2022-08-31 at 12:53 PM UTC in I got rejected by a girl last year
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Sometimes you have to take the pussy, Mike

    
    I wanted to marry her. She was like "lol nope gtfo you utter subhuman."
15. 2022-08-31 at 12:53 PM UTC in I got rejected by a girl last year
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump LMAO wtf? Is this some sort of cultural norm or something?

    
    Yes, in Pakistani/Islamic culture it's not ok to talk to women. Let alone sending them private messages. But I already said it was hypocritical from one of the brothers because he had girlfriends himself.
16. 2022-08-31 at 12:52 PM UTC in I got rejected by a girl last year
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Sudo So what? That's life. Would it have been better to be friendzoned 4 life? Making fake accounts is kinda cringe but so many people do it. Live love laugh and LEARN

    
    It's funny because she said to me "let's be friends" and then blocked me and ignored me. I have to admit, I do laugh whenever I think about how she said "let's be friends" and then totally removes me from her life. Oh well, such is life, as you say.
17. 2022-08-31 at 12:51 PM UTC in I got rejected by a girl last year
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by WellHung i'm sorry to hear that.

    
    Thank you, man. I was so sad. :(
    
    But then I took drugs and now I'm over it. :D
18. 2022-08-31 at 12:50 PM UTC in I got rejected by a girl last year
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley Are you and her brothers related

    
    We are Pakistani but belong to different ethnic groups. Their group looks down on mine. They made sure to mention my ethnic group as they were yelling at me and cussing me (in their language that I do not understand).
19. 2022-08-31 at 12:49 PM UTC in I got rejected by a girl last year
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by A College Professor why were there guys yelling at you

    
    Because I messaged their sister. They deem it as "unacceptable," but it is especially hypocritical coming from the older brother as he has had at least two girlfriends in the past. As if those girls were not someone else's sister or daughter.
20. 2022-08-29 at 8:45 AM UTC in Should we encourage wario to try LSD?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by A College Professor

    
    Tfw no front lawn to be mowed. :(