Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2022-12-12 at 5:51 PM UTC in I'm pulling an all-nighter
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   And to think the first time I watched porn was when I was like 9 years old. It was 2005 and a HTML-based website was all the rage. Basically, it had a shit ton of links and each and every link would either open a new window with a picture or an embedded video in it. It was all safe for work content so when I accidentally clicked on a link that showed me a naked woman, I felt like I was looking at something I shouldn't see. Even at 9 years old, I knew I wasn't supposed to be looking at this woman in front of me who's completely naked - and guess what's she's doing? She's making farts come out of her pussy. My first porn video was a solo queef video. Imagine that. Then I would use websites such as Abbywinters since I only liked softcore. Then my foray into hentai started before I turned to hardcore porn. All this happened in the first two years of high school. I don't even remember how many times I jerked off. It was a lower frequency than now, I'm sure of it. Yet I have no raging hormones anymore. Weird.
2. 2022-12-12 at 5:46 PM UTC in I'm pulling an all-nighter
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood hell yeah brother what sites you use what u into?
   
   I like pornhub, bing and tubegalore and i'm into BIG TITTY hentai, BIG ASS, BIG PUSSY and GIANTESS VORE
   
   

   
   In high school, I used to be a part of a hentai forum. I had a cheesy signature back then, which was "My friendSHIP is sailing your way! " but hey, I was like.. what? 14 years old. I had to pretend I was older for obvious reasons. I had been posting on forums since 2007, at the tender age of 11.
   
   As for websites: I torrent my stuff. And it's all 3D. I prefer one-timers as I call 'em. Basically women who had only one video and then faded into obscurity. But before, I used websites such as Xvideos mainly. I even have an account on there and I have uploaded full-length videos there. In total, my videos have been watched 18,701,785 times. Spread over seven videos. It seems like they have taken away the amount of views that used to be publicly displayed.
   
   Then for a long time I also used Nudevista as it would give me access to a larger range of videos. I typically looked for videos that had a reverse cowgirl position in them as it gave the best view. But since then my taste has changed and I liked many different views now as well.
   
   I should say, during my ten years (and counting) of watching porn, I haven't ever developed a fetish for anything. I have to admit I have watched some disturbing stuff (animals, grannies, old farts) but that was due to curiosity and not because that's what I'm into. I remember watching a video of a Japanese girl having a live eel inserted into her butthole. Went in head first. That kind of stuff. It's really weird. But not as weird as the videos I have seen of women getting fucked by dogs (and horses). Speaking of horses, I once saw a video of a guy getting sodomized by a horse. He ended up dying from internal rupture because the horse went in too deep.
   
   I prefer my porn to be vanilla. I can jerk off to anything. I have porn-induced erectile dysfunction since I don't ever get boners until I start to touch myself and even then it takes some time to get hard. My latest porn obsession is probably uncensored JAV.
3. 2022-12-12 at 7:39 AM UTC in I'm pulling an all-nighter
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Coomer gang
   
   LETS HIT THE STREETS
   
   

   
   Proud coomer, leggo.
4. 2022-12-12 at 7:39 AM UTC in I'm pulling an all-nighter
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Wariat this. thid ie my issue. i lately have been super turned on by thinking off ugly women but with good bodies. like the ides of fucking just super slutty women who dont necessairly look good on the fsce turns me on.

   
   Oh, Wariat! I feel you. Indeed, women with good bodies have the ability to turn me on, even if she is facially ugly.
5. 2022-12-12 at 7:38 AM UTC in I'm pulling an all-nighter
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by blaster master Black coffee

   
   I don't need it but I guess I'll have a cup of black coffee after breakfast.
6. 2022-12-12 at 7:37 AM UTC in I'm pulling an all-nighter
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood get some speed

   
   This ain't my first rodeo. I can do fine without speed.
7. 2022-12-12 at 7:37 AM UTC in I'm pulling an all-nighter
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bradley really proud of u mm

   
   Thanks Bradley. I will charge my phone before I go to my classes (I got like an hour and a half left, it's 8:36am now) and then when I get back home, I will text you. :)
8. 2022-12-12 at 3:47 AM UTC in NiS 2022 Biggest Loser Competition
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I'm a 27 year old virgin, I should win this loser competition.
9. 2022-12-12 at 3:43 AM UTC in ATTN: Mr. Happy
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bradley No.

   
   Why not? Everyone moved on in their lives? Or is it strictly "whites only"?
10. 2022-12-12 at 3:43 AM UTC in Im being arrested for child pornography by apd
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley I was Bill Kr0zbys friend and a lot of us were, he called me the day he died at like 2am-245am after TRAYVON MARTIN told him to get fucked after three hours of meth psychosis talking (again) however when he called me over and over again I was sleeping because I go to sleep at 8pm-1am when i'm drinking, never fucking past 3am unless i'm not sleeping.
    
    Anyway, so the night kr0z ate the kr0z dog he reached out to EVERY member of our community he could, desperately clinging to the hope that he could find salvation in the Temple but instead he only found emptiness and the angry black man telling him to get naked at walmart, and such ends the tale of Douglas My Daughter Just Died Monks- Patron Saint of TinyBetter Living Through Chemistry.
    
    Also my computer started working again after I casted magic on it, just kidding I wrote I love you in spit on the screen and thought about all the good memories we've had in the last 9 years 4 months (september 2013 - Present) and I tried to plug him in one last time, just for i guess old times sake,
    
    And now it works and I plugged in the keyboard (cuz the one it came with is missing a lot of keys) and am back to writing long posts no one reads.

    
    I read your post. Don't be so negative. And poor Bill Krozby, he tried to reach out to members of the community. I wonder if he texted me.
11. 2022-12-12 at 3:40 AM UTC in Soon, I'll be a 27 year old virgin
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Go to the Spa nigga

    
    Isn't it like, warm there?
12. 2022-12-12 at 3:40 AM UTC in Soon, I'll be a 27 year old virgin
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley Kafka
    
    
    
    I would if I was you.
    
    MM can you get to england or Northern Ireland?

    
    If it's to meet you, I could - but not for the purpose of losing my virginity to a woman who thinks I'm unattractive (universal opinion).
13. 2022-12-12 at 3:38 AM UTC in Soon, I'll be a 27 year old virgin
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka If being a virgin bothers you that much then you'll have to change your outlook. It sounds like you're demisexual so I suggest getting to know people better, not instantly judgeing them, and forget that girl.

    
    Being a virgin doesn't bother me. If it did, I could lose it anytime I wanted to. I don't know what the hell demisexual is. Also, easier said than done; any tips?
14. 2022-12-12 at 3:36 AM UTC in Soon, I'll be a 27 year old virgin
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Sudo Can I please buy you a prostitute? I promise you won't regret it, if you do I will return your virginity

    
    Hahaha. I appreciate the offer. However, prostitution is legal here, so you don't need to buy me a prostitute, let alone asking to do it so kindly!
15. 2022-12-12 at 3:33 AM UTC in Soon, I'll be a 27 year old virgin
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Fox Dude can't even interact with a woman socially how is she ever going to see his dick?

    
    I can interact with women, that's not a problem. What I can't is appear attractive to them because I'm an unattractive dude.
16. 2022-12-12 at 3:32 AM UTC in Soon, I'll be a 27 year old virgin
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley lol at the fattest member of our community criticizing modern society's general obesity.

    
    This response made me chuckle.
17. 2022-12-12 at 3:32 AM UTC in Soon, I'll be a 27 year old virgin
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by slide22 I'v noticed women today (and guys) are far more self-important than they were in my youth 30 plus years back.
    
    There were some cute chubby or thick women back in my 20s that I found attractive and they usually were more meek. but suddenly "Fat Shaming, And be proud of who you are" had given Fat women (like far greater on the mass indext than the 1980s had) given fat women too much attitude. now you can't help but point out "not only are you full of yourself but you're also full of fat too"
    
    and guys looking puffy. like they put some weird shit in your food at school or something. I figured it has to be school food because it was a way to dose you guys up with some real estrogen chemicals without you noticing it.
    
    I'm not pulling a page from Crazy Alex Jones but be honest, he has a point and it's been a concern for a long time.
    
    also the new far-left in charge of public schools and teaching white kids they're devils.
    
    Nancy Pelosi speech about her nephew "Coming to her and saying "I wish I had copper tone skin like my mexican friend" and Nancy saying this with so much pride. and her saying she wished he had darker skin too. Not loving the child for being what God made the child.
    
    it was her fantasy and clearly a twisted story or vignette she made up.
    
    crazy fucking bitch

    
    I don't live in the United States, so I can't say I have been a victim of estrogen-poisoning. Interesting story, though. Thanks for sharing.
18. 2022-12-12 at 3:31 AM UTC in Soon, I'll be a 27 year old virgin
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by STER0S how big is your dick

    
    Not big.. 6.5" BP.
19. 2022-12-12 at 3:27 AM UTC in I'm pulling an all-nighter
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Probably shouldn't have jerked off four times this night either since that's a way to deplete oneself of energy.
20. 2022-12-12 at 3:26 AM UTC in I'm pulling an all-nighter
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    The past few days, I fall asleep around 9am and leave my bed at 7pm. I wake up between 3-5pm but fully around 6pm. I have to fix my sleeping schedule since I got classes this week, it's 4:25am right now and I have to be there at 10:45am. I have no choice. Shucks..