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  1. #21
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley lazy ass mufucker, not even retirement age livin that retired life sine 2012 when u met Gigi.

    I didn't meet her in 2012. You're so retarded it's sad more than its funny

    You seem to try and surf on other peoples well doings. you're the kind of guy who will say "I know that guy personally" and don't know shit about them. A Name dropper.

    you're pathetic and small and honestly, if you were capable of getting a CPA which is a master's degree not a 4-year Bachlears degree.

    so unless you had got your 4-year degree in prison and are actually working on a MAcc degree, then good luck. it will keep you from posting all day long.
  2. #22
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Bro I'm 61 and weigh a little less than when I was 20. Helps to have a physical job, you do lose strength when you age. I can't do shit I use too.

    All these guys want a sweet office job so they can sit on their fat ass. If you have an office job you best be doing some exercise.
  3. #23
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Can I please buy you a prostitute? I promise you won't regret it, if you do I will return your virginity
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Fox damn nigga how old are you? Also what's your original handle everyone changed their names I don't know who tf any of you are any more.

    you can just tell who he is by the level of mental unwellness he exhibits.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Sudo Can I please buy you a prostitute? I promise you won't regret it, if you do I will return your virginity

    do not accept once the security seal is broken.
  6. #26
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by slide22 I have muscular legs and glutes. not as much as they used to be but they're far from being fat or flabby.
    You're just a shit-talking delusional cunt.

    Let me get this straight, so you're now claiming (since we've all seen you from your torso up) that despite being morbidly obese, having bitch tits, a gigantic beer belly, 3 chins, and saggy biceps, you want us to believe you have REALLY MUSCULAR WELL DEFINED LEGS AND GLUTES THAT ARE IN NO WAY FAT OR FLUBBY!

    right.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #27
    Bradley Florida Man
    You must have gained such toned, ripped muscles from your extensive shifts driving uber and door dash? walking slowly from the car to the front door? Getting into your car? OK bro

    You probably do have really strong legs though, you're pushing 500lb+, that's basically like me doing a 300lb squat everytime you stand up.
  8. #28
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by slide22 I didn't meet her in 2012. You're so retarded it's sad more than its funny

    You seem to try and surf on other peoples well doings. you're the kind of guy who will say "I know that guy personally" and don't know shit about them. A Name dropper.

    you're pathetic and small and honestly, if you were capable of getting a CPA which is a master's degree not a 4-year Bachlears degree.

    so unless you had got your 4-year degree in prison and are actually working on a MAcc degree, then good luck. it will keep you from posting all day long.

    Once again Paul Wozny, the geriatric know-it-all is wrong again:

    Is CPA equivalent to a masters degree?
    They're complementary professional credentials. A master's degree in accounting and a CPA license are not competing credentials. These designations provide different benefits and signify different qualities to a prospective employer.

    Master's in Accounting vs. CPA: How To Compare & Choosehttps://www.franklin.edu › blog › accounting-mvp › mast...
    Search for: Is CPA equivalent to a masters degree?
    Do most CPAs have a master's degree?
    No, you don't necessarily need an accounting master's degree to earn the CPA license. Candidates need at least 150 hours of higher education to earn a CPA license in all jurisdictions.

    Masters Degree vs CPA: Getting a masters in accounting vs CPAhttps://ipassthecpaexam.com
  9. #29
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Oh, yeah, I'm definitely ugly. I mean, why else would I have gotten rejected by the only girl I ever liked? That, and I am generally uninterested in women. Their looks don't do anything for me. I need substance. For me, behavior and personality is very important. Most women's behavior/personality/looks (even if they look good) are not what I'm looking for. I think I'll be a wizard in the coming years due to these factors (being ugly and not finding the right person).

    If being a virgin bothers you that much then you'll have to change your outlook. It sounds like you're demisexual so I suggest getting to know people better, not instantly judgeing them, and forget that girl.
  10. #30
    Bradley Florida Man
    kafka why don't you go over there and fuck MM? Blaster already offered to pay for it. Ill put an extra 50Euro on there if we can record it.
  11. #31
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Let me get this straight, so you're now claiming (since we've all seen you from your torso up) that despite being morbidly obese, having bitch tits, a gigantic beer belly, 3 chins, and saggy biceps, you want us to believe you have REALLY MUSCULAR WELL DEFINED LEGS AND GLUTES THAT ARE IN NO WAY FAT OR FLUBBY!

    right.
    Yeah you little homo I know that sexy to you and want me to f*** you in your a****** but it's not going to happen
  12. #32
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Bradley Let me get this straight, so you're now claiming (since we've all seen you from your torso up) that despite being morbidly obese, having bitch tits, a gigantic beer belly, 3 chins, and saggy biceps, you want us to believe you have REALLY MUSCULAR WELL DEFINED LEGS AND GLUTES THAT ARE IN NO WAY FAT OR FLUBBY!

    right.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #33
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Had to give Bradley a double thanks.
  14. #34
    Bradley Florida Man
    Kafka

    Originally posted by Bradley kafka why don't you go over there and fuck MM? Blaster already offered to pay for it. Ill put an extra 50Euro on there if we can record it.

    I would if I was you.

    MM can you get to england or Northern Ireland?
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Michael Myers U mirin brah?

    Go to the Spa nigga
  16. #36
    WellHung Black Hole
    folx?
  17. #37
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fox Copium.

    Why did u go and post that, nigger? That's super gay terminology. You fucking faggot. ⚘
  18. #38
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka I suggest getting to know people better, not instantly judgeing them.

    Another Pot Meet Kettle moment brought to you by the irony impaired resident plastic prostitute.
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    Haxxor Space Nigga
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