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  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    It's 5-1-2023.
  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I only get some whenever GG decides to ration me out some.

    I pay for her keep and board, and she gets €200 a week to "look for job" (she has no intention of working) and she gets another €200 a week we give her cos we're soft.

    And she decides to give me sex whenever she is happy with me. So far we've been under the same roof 1 month 2 days, and we've had sex 4 times. All with condom, no oral, no anal.

    By my rough maths each time I have had "sex" with GG (I don't think condom sex is real sex) cost about €2k.

    It's humiliating. Why not just get a hooker?

    Who's GG? For what it's worth, condom sex is definitely real sex. It's just not the ideal way to have sex.
  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster So what, sex is overrated. Beat off and bust a nut in a napkin and your brain is going to release those neurochemicals all the same.

    Jacking off is a free renewable resource, seeking sex from others is too difficult and painful

    Yes, I jerk off on a daily basis. I should probably quit for a few days so it feels even better. I remember going on 21-day streaks of not masturbating and then whenever I would jerk off it'd feel a lot better compared to when I do it regularly.
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Is Bradley a hater?
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Incessant Oh, are you captain falcon? This seems like a falcon post.

    There's a Fullcunt somewhere around here, yes.
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don't think I've ever had steak. But I got my South Asian food, so it's fine. Today I ate two rotis, one with seasoned chicken and other with lentils. Very good stuff.
  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by jerryb lol Wariat has to be like some super troll, nobody can be that damn retarded and feed itself.

    Wariat is super cool.
  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Wariat at least shes getting some unlike me and michael myers.

    That's very true. But you should not feel bad, you had some in the past as well (I am trying to lift up your spirits here).
  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by WellHung Fucking a nigger.

    Proof?
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I just woke up, it's too early for me to watch porn.
  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Balloon Man Like I'd be cool with a big fuzzy caterpillar bro just wiggling around my house so long as it didn't eat my cats and my cats didn't eat it or get harmed by it being around.

    That's pretty cool. Would he have cute button eyes?
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka I texted the guy from the shop to fuck off but he still keeps asking me how I am at the check out. I don’t reply.

    Brutal, even he gets somewhat of a response. I wonder how much of a subhuman I must be to never have gotten a reply.
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Quality thread, Wariat. I laughed.
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by aldra she looks kind of like Rob Schneider

    She does. Let's call her Robbie Schneider.
  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    This is what I'd call a Kafkaesque thread.
  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m going to intentionally hurt as many men as I can now.

    Oh. So that's why you rejected that guy, women are evil and the proof is here.
  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by aldra

    Being South Asian myself, I can confirm Gandhi said this.
  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Its crazy to hear about dudes having trouble like this.

    Ive honestly had a plethora of sex and honestly feel like its too much sometimes.

    My girl now is awesome though i could fuck evwryday if i wanted but usually 2-3 times a week is enough, sometimes more sometimes less.

    Ive nevwr 'tried' to get a girl i just wait around until one comes along that i like and it just happens.

    Ive felt deprived before and have gone years without sex ans it never really bothered me.

    In jail i felt deprived but being 100% sober for a yr with no puss that should be expected…i smashed literally as soon as i got home and got the girl over…now she hasnt left lol.

    I know a lot of dudes have trouble but idk theres someonw out there for everybody trust me. 90% of the dudes that i thought would never get any have wifes and kids now

    I highlighted in an earlier post that the lack of sex is not what bothers me, but the lack of companionship is what's actually bothering me. I know what's it like to go through a life-changing, depressing experience without any emotional support and I do absolutely not want to go through this again in the future. I actually had a total crush on this girl for years and she ended up rejecting me two years ago and got married last year. I'm not the type of dude who falls for every woman that sees. No, it's extremely rare that it happens and that girl was the only woman I really liked so I am not sure if I can find anyone else that I will like. It also doesn't help that I haven't gotten over this person. I'm unsure of what to do: do I try to get over her by myself or do I find someone to replace her? Both options are easier said than done. I just don't know what to do. Sorry for venting.
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Oh and it doesn't help that I'm unattractive and poor and careerless and without a degree. I live life on nightmare mode.
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by blaster master Honestly unless you're conventionally attractive and wealthy, you're not going to be having the sex you want. In today's age of social media and increasingly shallow romantic standards it's like 5% of guys are having 70% of the sex and the leftovers is sex you probably don't even want to have tbh.

    I'm not the kind of guy who wants sex as he can with as many women as possible. No, that goes against my moral values, my religious beliefs. I would just like to be in a long-term relationship in the form of a marriage but without having any children. Unfortunately, in my culture, people only get married to have children and women have been told since day one that they should become mothers. I just don't want a life of loneliness, so that's why I want a partner. Sadly, it looks like I may have to sacrifice my need for a partner and live life lonely.
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