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Posts by Michael Myers

  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by shitty titty He’s missing half his face and you have sliced your body to shit. Don’t try to tell me what’s attractive and what’s not lol.

    He's missing WHAT NOW?
  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka If you really don't want to marry her, have you tried telling her about your finances?

    I did, she knows I don't have a job and that I just started going to college again. She's okay with it, as long as I start looking for a job, which I have to do anyway so I can pay for college. She's so into me that she's given me her blessing to get a second wife. But I'm not going to do that. If that doesn't get rid of her, then I don't know what will. But I know I have to do it tactfully as to not hurt her feelings.
  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by shitty titty Man I called it. I told Lanny a while back you were a vain mother fucker and all that whining about being ugly was a front lol.

    !!!!!!!!!!!

    In my defense, I didn't think I was vain. But now I have no argument against it.
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley hey michael meyers, how are you doing? :)

    Hey buddy! I'm going through this thread chronologically, but then I saw this so thought I'd say hi quickly. I'm doing alright, except for a minor cold that I contracted thanks to two Indians who don't know basic manners (i.e. covering mouth when coughing). What about you?
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Instigator Hey man If you can keep this up you might even get a second wife by the time you're 86.

    Inshallah

    Lol, I've got something to say about that.
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Gridlocke Does she have a decent body? You can just fuck her from behind or make her keep the burqa on.

    She doesn't, she's skinny though.
  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley Can't you just put her in the niqab or burka and call it a day?

    You Muslims had to solve this problem of ugly women a long time ago and came up with a unique strategy that really works.

    When you didn't join ISIL i knew you were a massive pussy.

    The niqab / burqa would not be worn indoors. I have no reason to join ISIL or any other terror group that secretly works for the west.
  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Think of the pros and cons of being with her. Worst comes to worst just put a bag over her head. If you really cant stand how she looks and there’s no way to work around that, find someone else. Theres tons of people. If you really love her then go for marrying her, if not, dont waste your time with her

    Thanks for the insight. There's really no way to work around that, so I know what I hafta do, but I want to take care of this tactfully.
  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) You're just finding excuses so you don't have to change. If it wasn't that it'd be something else.

    Intriguing theory, but life is ever-changing and one has to adjust constantly. Your username gave me a chuckle btw.
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I met a 26 year old woman online a few weeks ago and initially I wasn't interested in her, but she seemed to be interested in me, and after talking to her more, I was interested in her too. I told her we should meet up in real life to see how we vibe IRL, since we got along really well over text. She agreed and it was decided that I would meet her in Germany, where she lives and works. I met her last week, we spent the whole day together and I enjoyed the time spent. At the end, she told me that it's a yes from her, meaning she wants to marry me. But here's the problem... She's too masculine-looking for me. I almost feel feminine next to her. Her personality is really good, however and she's sweet but the only problem here is that I don't find her attractive. And that's hypocritical coming from me, since I'm not attractive myself either. But how will things go down in the bedroom when I feel zero attraction to her? Well, I don't know how to break things off since she's really into me and more importantly, because I don't want to hurt her feelings. Yeah, the girl I used to like had been cruel to me but my negative experiences with women haven't turned me into a bitter asshole. If anything, I now completely understand her and wish I could say that I totally get why she turned me down. I just wish I was cold-hearted enough, for a lack of a better word, to just end things instead of letting this continue. I'd hate to be the reason behind someone's sadness.
  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    "Glory Quest (グローリークエスト, Gurōriikuesuto) is a Japanese adult video (AV) production company specializing in fetish videos."

    My curiosity has reached a peak. Too bad I'm trying to not watch porn, so will have to put this on hold.
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy I had curry in culinary, it was bad. My group ruined it

    Tbh, there's different ways to make it. You know, there wasn't even a dish that South Asians called curry, basically the British invented this term. Something like that.
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Gridlocke It means you smell like curry

    So I smell like yo momma?
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Your “polish” friend was nigger obsessed

    Wow, how did you know? I'm not even joking. He acted way more black than white. Cool guy though.
  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Gridlocke He's a paki

    Which means I'm Indo-Aryan.
  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Its ok youre almost white

    LOL. Appreciate it, Crispy.
  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by 6835378gjjsjs Hitler himself admitted modern Germans are racially mutts. Slavs are whiter than any towel head or beaner is ever going to be. People who think they arent white cause they have more east asian DNA are retarded and fell for propaganda

    I used to have a Polish friend who did a DNA test and he came out 2% Mongol. He is from the southern parts of the country. He told me how west Poland is basically Germany and that those people aren't the real Poles. That real Poles have brown eyes and brown hair like him. He hated being called "white" or "western."
  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Ok. :(
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    LOL the one about me sounds accurate actually.

    Originally posted by Crispy Michael meyers is my friend bradley, be nice :(



    Originally posted by Lanny Aww, Mikey is da homie. Like the incel stuff isn’t my speed and I with he’d cut it out for his own good, but I’m not sure what he’s done to make someone actively dislike him. Pretty chill poster on the whole imo

    Awww thank you guys. :D Appreciate it a lot. I'm also a tad surprised to see him hate me. I'm a moderator elsewhere and many people like me and have good things to say about me, just like you two did, but there's always people who just won't like you and that's just life, I guess. Just makes me appreciate those who like me a lot more, that's all I will say!
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Do we now call you Aunt Crispy? :D
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