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2017-09-09 at 5:44 AM UTC in ATTN: SCROLANDO + HTS + GAY SEXHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
whole thread is max cringe.
maybe we'll get another §m£ÂgØL/hydro type story out of this tho. -
2017-09-09 at 5:23 AM UTC in ATTN: SCROLANDO + HTS + GAY SEX
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Thats rich coming from you, you're way more of liar than tort is.
Literally only to you have I ever made shit up like that, and I did it because you're so loud mouthed of a person you would immediately come spout whatever I told you to whoever would listen. For a very short time I'd tell you stuff until I realized you were telling everybody about it and posting about it. Even a few months ago when me and that cunt were still talking I made up some shit and told you not to tell anybody and literally within 30 minutes you're here posting it.
You're an unscrupulous fuck. -
2017-09-09 at 5:02 AM UTC in ATTN: SCROLANDO + HTS + GAY SEXYou know they're going to end up in some shady hotel room with a bunch of lube a bunch of beer and a bunch of etizolam and it's just going to get weird
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2017-09-09 at 4:57 AM UTC in ATTN: SCROLANDO + HTS + GAY SEXDuring times of importance, i find it of the utmost importance to activate my account. I am like FEMA, I am activated during times of emergency, and this my friends, is a time of emergency.
For the past 3 days, via subversive and obtrusive means, myself and other essential tc members have been anticipating and tracking the movements of scrolando, aka mr.happy. He is a homeless homo-sexual tweaker that has just traveled the entire length of Canada to meet up with HTS.
He has traveled for 3 days via greyhound. It wasn't until hts blacked out on etziz that he finally decided to take the bus to meet his lover (murderer/downfall), who traveled 1000's of miles to see him.
It has been confirmed that gay anal sex is going to be the method in which hts pays back scrolando for his efforts. Despite this, hts has ventured off to meet his potential pedophile lover, knowing very well that scrolando has 0 money.
https://imgur.com/a/2wyYg
I will give live updates as they come. This is an ongoing story - tortCNN -
2017-09-07 at 4:45 PM UTC in my Crouton and salvia came
Originally posted by HampTheToker The first time I tried it I became a wall. My brother was taking construction lessons from Bob Villa because, thankfully, a horror movie wasn't on the TV.
The second time I kept swinging around a post on my parents carport for about 10 minutes. When my brother didn't believe that I smoked salvia again when my two cousins told him, I got pissed and shattered the pipe for some reason. I still don't know why I was mad about that. I guess I felt insulted for being called a liar.
The third time I just kind of spaced out for a bit before the horrible come down. I hardly remember a thing about the trip as weird as that sounds. I was trying to convince my cousin and his college girlfriend to try it at her near campus apartment. Unfortunately, they were all pussies.
That's about when I ran out, and I've had no desire to do it again in the last twelve or so years.
Creeps up really fast on you. I remember seeing a baby stroller, a black baby strollers scroll past my mind and I too became part of the wall, like the wall stretched into a hallway and I could see like.... you know how they have Nails in a board and you drop a marble through it and it'll fall through? That's what it was like. -
2017-09-07 at 7:08 AM UTC in Martial law declared and guns taken away in the virgin islands by the US (ITS ILLEGAL)give them the bullets
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2017-09-07 at 3:51 AM UTC in Roses are red, Violets are blue
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2017-09-06 at 9:16 PM UTC in What makes people so impatient [to die]You don't scare me, kid.
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2017-09-06 at 6:20 PM UTC in my Crouton and salvia came
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Yeah.. if you still knew who your girlfriend was, what blood is, what a car is, were able to interact with the outside world.. you only experienced very minor effects.
Salvia is a total ego death kinda thing, mixed with chaos and confusing usually.
Salvia makes me feel like I'm part of a puzzle that I can't get out of, and I'm just sitting there sweating trying to realize what I am -
2017-09-06 at 6:19 PM UTC in my Crouton and salvia came
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I smoked some salvia for the first time next to a very shallow pond in a park. And I didn't know how it would effect me, ent up freaking out and fell off the rock I was sitting on my gf came to hold me but her head was on a string and I started yelling like reee reee and kicked and started scooting back away from her and fell into a shallow pond.
Had water splash on my face and I thought it was blood on my face and thought I crashed her moms car into the pond. It was scary as fuck. I only smoked it one time after that a couple years later, but just a little bit and still didn't like it.
Yeah.. if you still knew who your girlfriend was, what blood is, what a car is, were able to interact with the outside world.. you only experienced very minor effects.
Salvia is a total ego death kinda thing, mixed with chaos and confusion usually. -
2017-09-06 at 6:09 PM UTC in my Crouton and salvia cameYou don't even need a lighter. Just crack your back.
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2017-09-06 at 5:55 PM UTC in my Crouton and salvia cameYou did it wrong sploo.
Torch lighter and a bong -
2017-09-06 at 5:34 PM UTC in my Crouton and salvia cameSalvia requires a higher temperature to release Salvinorin A than weed does to release cannabinoids, so you need a torch lighter, or at the very least to keep the flame to it the entire time rather than just letting it cherry.
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2017-09-06 at 1:53 PM UTC in Looking for LoveRemember to subscribe and smash that like button
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2017-09-06 at 12:55 PM UTC in my Crouton and salvia came
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2017-09-06 at 3:49 AM UTC in my Crouton and salvia came
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2017-09-06 at 3:34 AM UTC in Humanoid encountersI've had some weird shit happen at hydros. Mainly stuff there's not an explanation for, but on two occasions I did see some light entities. Completely sober mind you. After the first time I told hydro about it and she told me that she'd seen them several times, before that I never even imagined such things. The second time I was with her and she saw them too.
I don't really believe in ghosts or supernatural entities. If anything I lean more towards them not existing because there is no objective proof. I think that if they do exist, science will prove them to be true. I personally only know what I saw.
Things flying off shelves, Items being moved, objects moving that shouldn't, etc.
With the lights I could go into a story but I won't. The first time there were three of them and I was across the street. They flew like bugs around a lamp, but they were fucking massive. Like a foot around and blue. They moved in the same way puppies play if that makes sense. They were just doing their own thing. When I saw them I felt drawn in and almost forced to watch. It lasted maybe a minute or two.
The second time the light was following me and hydro down a road at night. It was jumping up like 8ft behind the trees, swirling around, I'd say it was behind us for a good 5 minutes or so but idk. It was a while ago. It felt like it was curious.
I've heard people say it was ball lightning, but ball lightning doesn't act like this. I've also heard swamp gas, but that just makes me think of Shrek. So idk. Maybe it was all just shared hallucinations. I dunno. It was fucking weird though and I'd never experienced anything like it before or since. -
2017-09-05 at 11:35 PM UTC in @ those of you who lived where weed became legal
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2017-09-05 at 10:49 PM UTC in A better linux ???
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2017-09-05 at 6:46 PM UTC in y so bitter PoCI'm bitter too. I don't know why, but I'm super bitter. All of this makes me bitter. Piles, totse, BBS forums, the 2010s, cock rings, feelings, hurricanes, fucking dead cats. All of it.
Today, I am bitter.