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2019-12-22 at 8:33 AM UTC in Shooting cuckaineDat belushi mang, mmmm, Start off with very little. Like .05 or .1 max to .2 or so of heroin. Kinda depends on whether you want to go for a ride or just put a little Cajun spice on your heroin. I never did them together bc I was too scared of ending up a fat dead hunk of meat like Chris Farley, but I’ve done a shot and then snorted bits. Stims just don’t agree with me in general. Coke and nitrous was one of the least pleasant nights I can remember. I can only imagine how much that’d be amplified by having your bell properly rung.
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2019-12-22 at 8:25 AM UTC in How much does your hair cut cost?25 dollars
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2019-12-22 at 8:25 AM UTC in Fona 12-21-19 Meeting My Step Son TodayBestow you’re life wisdom and tell him how not to catch the hep while seated on a 5 gallon bucket, stroking your stubble in a denim jacket while fixing his bike.
Then realize you’re bleeding all over the child and have given him aids and to boot, you’ve completely destroyed his bicycle.
And your twisted, malformed benis is hanging out of your jeans.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE -
2019-12-22 at 7:52 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕Which pill will u taek, fam?
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2019-12-22 at 7:37 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕Ivr seen this so now you also have to
https://www.amazon.com/Evil-Pegasus-Wants-Gay-Ass-ebook/dp/B00R06VIUI -
2019-12-22 at 6:10 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2019-12-22 at 6:10 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by Sudo I know someone who was on the bus at the time this happened
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Tim_McLean
He said after it happened everyone who was on the bus was offered plane tickets or car rentals and he was the only person who demanded another bus ticket so they gave him a hotel, acquiesced his bus ticket and while he was waiting for that he bought crack off the street that he says was cooked with something retarded and it made him trip out really hard and think about the random beheading he had just seen the day (possibly two) before.
How can you decapitate and eat a person and go free after less than 10 years. Canada is kind of fucked. -
2019-12-22 at 5:57 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Can you order me Thai food too
If they will deliver for less than $10, sure
Originally posted by CandyRein
Matt plz stop inboxing me your junk
Lol
Mmmmmm
God was being a total horn dog when he made buttcherries. Some even have lil bits in between the cheeks. Lol. -
2019-12-22 at 5:56 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2019-12-22 at 3:05 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentThe buttcheek Cherries get saved till last.
The anticipation builds.... -
2019-12-22 at 2:48 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Bill Krozby i just ordered a philly cheeze steak and wings tis good
Wings strike me as a Jedi conspiracy. $15 a lb for the least meaty part of the chikkin? Dam NOT GOOD
Philly steak I can get on board with tho. So long as it contains the proper ratio of steak to onions/peppers/cheese sauce/mushrooms
I ordered a Philip steak pizza from the place next to my work the other night. Will upload pic -
2019-12-22 at 2:45 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2019-12-22 at 2:41 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI ordered Thai food. There. I did a thing.
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2019-12-22 at 2:41 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentHandsome niggers fuck I
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2019-12-22 at 2:40 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2019-12-22 at 2:38 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by CandyRein You just said he was a handsome hunk few days ago..
Stop trolling matt
That’s part of his shtick, along with his plantation. He’s buttering us up for the upcoming election to take him off his 1 thread a day limit.
I know what he’s doing but I’ll be damned if it isn’t working. -
2019-12-22 at 2:36 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2019-12-22 at 2:10 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentLaying in bed staring at iPad wishing I had the energy to do something fun.
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2019-12-21 at 10:16 AM UTC in help I'm being chased by the vomit policeToo late faggotur busted
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2019-12-21 at 9:52 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!The Mayor of El Segundo always had this prize winning pumpkin. Super small town white people shit. Thing was like 60 lb and the size of a balance ball. Anyway some hooligans decided to drink a bunch of old crow and get into some mischief so they stole the pumpkin and we’re going to toss it in the ocean but Pats faggy shortbed F150 couldn’t handle Grand Hill and this fucking squash boulder shot out the side of the bed and goes rolling into traffic. Completely caves in the back of an Isuzu stopped at the bottom of the hill. The lil banditos had to dip scrape to hermosa for a bit so avoid prosecution for squash shenanigans but no one got murked and Flippo n Justin got a ski job from some big titted nerd chick on some serious #metoo vibes but it’s all good in the hood mis carnales.
