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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 and that is fine!!

    however, if 51% to 70% of Scientists believe in God, and they would only believe in God by discovery, means then that God is real!!

    and the meaning to God being real, also means, when He destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah for being FAGGOTS and then sent them to a eternal burning hell.

    would then also mean, YOU as a FAGGOT, are getting the SAME end result from GOD!!

    You’re assuming that scientists apply the same rigorous standards to their God that they apply to anything else. And that’s just not the case.

    So many people were raised religious, they just compartmentalize that part of their lives.
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country WTF baby yoda? Is this in the new film? Do yodas spawn from eggs like frogs? I assume they do.

    No it’s from the new TV show The Mandalorian. It’s pretty damn good. Torrent that shit.

    Boba fett was always m6 favorite character.
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah, rich white people churches are weird. Big projector screens, televisions, sound systems. It doesn't really mean anything but it FEELS commercialized and fake. A lot of those people only come for Christmas/Easter too so its not the regular crowd. I'm sure you weren't the only one feeling out of place.

    Mexican Christmas church is better. We go to a normal mass for like an hour thirty minutes, then you can stay for the nativity play, and after they serve posole and tamales with hot cups of atole.

    I remember going to a white church one year and they were talking about kids needing to be good for Santa??? Just felt off.

    If not for us, you’d be having church in front of a ziggurat while some dude with jaguar fangs through his lips tosses your sisters skull down a flight of stairs.

    You’re welcome.
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    What a refreshing 3 hours of fucking sleep
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Where’s your gun?
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Got any myrrh?
    Nah.
    How about frankincense?
    $50 a gram
    Ok, I'll take an ounce

    https://www.amazon.com/Frankincense-Scented-Good-Essential-Fragrance/dp/B07QB8Y22S/ref=sxin_3_ac_d_rm?ac_md=1-1-ZnJhbmtpbmNlbnNlIGFuZCBteXJyaCBlc3NlbnRpYWwgb2k%3D-ac_d_rm&crid=3FO7Y9KUYB8XS&keywords=frankincense+and+myrrh&pd_rd_i=B07QB8Y22S&pd_rd_r=f12fb862-1bf3-4f81-893e-6dfe0769e781&pd_rd_w=uOLSh&pd_rd_wg=iK6w1&pf_rd_p=6d29ef56-fc35-411a-8a8e-7114f01518f7&pf_rd_r=JHYT1Y99382Z8H123KW0&psc=1&qid=1577188246&sprefix=Frankincense+and+%2Caps%2C197
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    It’d be hilarious if after 20 years of fucking my shit up with drugs and alcohol, I ODd on melatonin, valerian, NyQuil and blood pressure meds and sleep apnea from being a giant wad of biscuit dough
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I wonder if Jesus fell in love with any of the hookers he had washing his feet with their tears all the time? That’s pretty OG



    I feel like Jesus wouldn’t be so fucked up about the fat kid he stole the cell phone from in 8th grade who ended up killing himself.

    He’d be like “Thy will be done” and then turn some water into white claw
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Every time it gets quiet I have to sit through a play by play of every fucked up, hurtful, bad decision, missed opportunity, or things I should’ve said.


    The air still tastes like the ocean and fresh cut grass at night like it did when I was 14 but now I’m tired and pissed off and I’ve got arthritis and I can’t put too much hot sauce on my food bc of the fire poops.




    UGHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS I DOING WHO DOES THAT

    The entirety of my life could be distilled into the feeling of that moment you accidentally call your teacher “mom” and you realize you tucked up and you’ll never live this down. Except like.....x 897,443,410.52
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Fuck. My brain won’t shut up. It’s doing sad stupid shit. And I have to be up in 4 hours. Goddamnit.
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Ok I’m done now goodnight
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  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    UGH
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I’ll trade them food stamps that I traded cocaine:for which I traded laptops for, which the niggers stole for me for food stamps

    /circle of life
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    -contribution-

    Remind me to write about the time I helped an illiterate lazy eyed hooker write her craigslist advertisements and it legit took me 10 minutes to come up with a proper adjective for “sweaty, knock kneed, hairy and torn up” . I think I settled 9n “earthy”
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Damn I didn’t know George Soros used to be cool.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Minecraft is how the autism hivemind communicates
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Hey candy and tech....how many Infants would have to be tossed into a wood chipper before you’d blow a light breeze on the tip of mikes deformed polish dick?
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah idgaf anymore imma vote that Chinese nigga if it’ll make fat ladies in vagina hats stop blocking traffic
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I’ll give reparations first
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