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2020-01-02 at 2:56 AM UTC in Whats Your New Year's Resolution?
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2020-01-02 at 12:06 AM UTC in Would you date a girl in highschoolOkay i solved the problem. I asked what days she was off work and she said sunday n monday. But i work monday. So i said “Idk if ur allowed to drive a car and get pounded in sunday bc its the day of rest” (shes really catholic). She said she wasnt jedi and i said ooh what if we pretend youre anne frank and im a dashing SS officer having you service me against your will on a sunday to save your brother?”
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2020-01-02 at 12 AM UTC in Would you date a girl in highschoolidk im weird. i pretty much have to have condoms bc if im withdrawing at all or not on H or have her on top, i bust stupid quick. But then again i hate a girl being on top bc of my broke dick ptsd. Last time it bent my dick so bad it broke a blood vessel and there was a swollen pirple tic tac on the side of my cock for like 3 weeks. Hurt to even walk.
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2020-01-01 at 11:57 PM UTC in Whats Your New Year's Resolution?Clean my room. Find a room mate who didnt give birth to me. Get to 300 lb. Buy a new car. Go back to school. Get a job i can be proud of.
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2020-01-01 at 11:54 PM UTC in I just heard this......cool.
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2020-01-01 at 11:52 PM UTC in what kind of drunk are you?i wonder if spit clay cures hepatitis? or would youput it over ur liver or something?
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2020-01-01 at 11:49 PM UTC in Would you date a girl in highschool
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2020-01-01 at 11:29 PM UTC in Would you date a girl in highschoolSlightly on topic, a girl i went to hs with is constantly texting me sexual stuff and when i said “wyd?” she said “are you asking if were gonna fuck, or what im doing right now?”. But whenever i mention something specific shes like “no thatd just be weird” but then 3 hours later shes talking about the porn she just watched and wanting to be choked while she gets filled up.
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2020-01-01 at 10:41 PM UTC in Would you date a girl in highschoolmy gfs were never on birth control so creampie was a no-no. ive always been fixated on what i cant have lol
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2020-01-01 at 10:38 PM UTC in what kind of drunk are you?
Originally posted by iam_asiam68 not picking on this person, but every pic of his face and his eyes are the same in all of them, like an aspy.
thats kinda mean man. He has hepatitis and hes sick all the time and on a ton of different meds. His dietary choices are disgusting, but he should be applauded for getting offmeth and heroin. Jesus wouldve probably washed his feet and put some spit clay on his eyes. -
2020-01-01 at 10:31 PM UTC in Whats Your New Year's Resolution?Yall some No-Resolution havin niggas
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2020-01-01 at 10:29 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by Octavian Are there any good tutorials for guitar playing? I'm talking ground Zero novice. Everyone I have looked at my retard brain can't comprehend.
i just started. There was some app that was really good but the free version on,y lets u do 2 lessons a day. also good youtube videos
Find a sort of simple song youd really like you learn to play and go with that. I started with a Flogging Molly song. -
2020-01-01 at 10:26 PM UTC in what kind of drunk are you?
Originally posted by iam_asiam68 next time you speak to someone in person, stand within 3 feet of them and WATCH their eyes as you speak and they reply. those eyes reveal what they are trying to hide.
dead eyes, that person is a psycho so proceed with caution
wandering eyes, that person does not want you to blame them or make them feel blamed
looking down eyes, that person lies 50% of the time
left to right and vice a versa eyes, person wants to run away
eyes that are too focused, that person is over compensating and trying to fool you
im not sure this is accurate. if my eyes are dead and im looking you in the eyes, i just snorted a roxy and ate some lorazepam and 8m trying to remember that its polite to look people in the face when you have a conversation. -
2020-01-01 at 10:19 PM UTC in what kind of drunk are you?i take ot back im a very quiet, friendly drunk. Except if someone suggests we do something dangerous and stupid then im usually game. And then i start playing the character ive made up in my head which is sometimes nice to be firm and loud and confident and uncompromising- which are things im not normally. Like theres nothing in between me sitting out in the backyard wih a cigarette and a 6 pack, and me walking around with a magic bullet full of margarita in a holster on my hip and taking the bathroom mirror off the wall to smash a 2 oz rock of cocaine on. True story.
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2020-01-01 at 10:12 PM UTC in Took Chell out to eat.
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2020-01-01 at 9:40 PM UTC in D amphetamine is better than methamphetamine
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2020-01-01 at 9:10 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentLol youre welcome.
in b4 “wren says” becomes a meme. -
2020-01-01 at 9:06 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momenti just said “wow OKAY” n she was confused
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2020-01-01 at 9:02 PM UTC in Took Chell out to eat.you can make it medium rare by letting it just sit wrapped in foil after the sear instead of finishing in the oven.
mine usually come out medium, but i think thats only bc i dont let them rest to room temp. i always forget. Quick pat dry withpaper towels, rubsalt n pepper, then right on the grill, banked coals both sides with the fat caps on the steaks pointed to center ( Cant tell you how many steaks ive had ruined by fat flare ups) -
2020-01-01 at 8:41 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
