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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    i just want to reiterate for the record that Garfield is the worst euphemism for vagina, ever. calls to mind a spilled over gut, long feet and cold lasagna pussy with little chunks of ricotta cheese coming out of the noodles.

    All bad.
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    i bought a car. Aint particularly fly, but i didnt trade someone heroin for it, or have them sign their title over to me as collateral.
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    ITT: A bunch of niggas who have never left a towel on the floor until it grew mycelium legs. Get on my level.
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    thank you so much for this

    “youre awesome”?

    LOL. holy fuck. bitches, amirite?
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Lol Google thinks this is vietnamese
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Umop episdn
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by -SpectraL What da hell is a fagoot??

    A Canadian faggot
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    for ralzies tho no one seems to know anything concrete. schrodingers sploo. whether is is alive or not is kinda immaterial i guess
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    my educated guess in these matters says- accounting for your states lack of heat and abundance of moisture- roughly 8 days
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    There was a drunk redskin kept look8ng at me from in front of the gas station tryna mad dog 20/20 me but i got eagle vision shut his bitchass right up

    anyway i thoght we were gonna do something fun but now me n tammy are just checking out inflatable rafts in the walmartwere bout 2 leave bye
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DontTellEm

    YOU DONT WANT NO SMOKE APRIL
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ Did you cry?

    no. ive been very stoic.
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    cleaning out shit from my room. i used to not want to throw away any needles or paraphernalia bc i felt like id still need it at some point, but ive been bale to throw away a bunch of shit today.
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    i cant stand prince anymore. The radio station plays him like 30x a day. Every time i hear raspberry beret i want to turn someones skull into a cereal bowl
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I would rather suffer than be dead. You can't inhale meth vapors while dead.

    I have wanted to cut my life quick many times and I was there mentally but I knew if i stayed alive I could get high again

    Then apparently you havent suffered enough
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I alerted Poast to this thread. Funny how he doesn't show his face anymore.

    Reminds me of that one time he deleted his facebook because of me. I'd love to poast the video but he doesn't want his face online. I assume his butthole was ok to post.

    Free 100% custom LOLcat to whos guesses which asshole is poasts and who's is WifeDead.

    right butthole is wifedead
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    closest ive ever come was having to shoot a coyote and i felt bad about that.

    if it was me, id spend a few days considering what id want if i were in that position. And if i were losing my mind and my body didnt work anymore, ican definitively say id want to end it. Take her out to a park. Take her camping. make her a steak. Maybe take her to a dog park so she can socialize a little bit. And then when you do it, remember this is the loving thing to do. It would be really really easy to just let her waste away and be miserable. Its going to be sad either way, but consider maybe fostering a puppy for a little while to ease the transition.
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    All rise for the national anthem

  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    What. the fuck. did i just watch? lol.

    How has this movie not made its way to memes?

  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    trying to decide whether to message a girl on tinder even though im none of the things she listed as requisites in her bio.
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