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Posts by CASPER

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    Most of my “jokes list” is just retarded observations

    Like when i went to the store late one night and saw a box of Strawberry Chocolate Batman cereal, and for some reason i was so excited by the combination that i turned into a black man and started exclaiming (out loud)

    AWWWWWWW SHEEIT STRAWBERRY CHAWCLATE BATMANS?
    NAW NAW NIGGA U GOT ME FUCKKED UP
    U GOT ME FUCKED UP STRAWBERRY. CHOCOLATE BATMAN
    U GOT ME SHOOK
    GOTTDAMN STRAWBERRY CHOCOLATE BATMAN U LOOKIN GUD



    and then i realized i was talking out loud in a quiet grocery store staffed by the entirely black night shift
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    BA DUM TISS
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I think the only joke i posted in its semi-entirety is the BradleyB one where i helped him call a gay bath house
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ That reminds me you still never vocarood a segment of your stand up bit.

    Oh yeah i should do that. I should probably also write better jokes.
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeah you should. I want to ppay the synth. I know how to thinkn it out and relate it to guitar but the set i feel a lot slower. Like i have to think about it too much.

    i got an Akai MPK for 60 bucks on Amazon and now i just leave it in the cabinetat work with my laptop. Best 60 ive spent in a minute.
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I didn't know you played an instrument or do you just sing? I play bass and guitar and I can kinda drum and play keyboards.

    I'm downloading "wolfen" movie written by that gont whitely streiber that did communion. And I'm looking up how to cook chicken really well. I got a drip chicken pan last night and want to make some good chicken today, just so many ways you can do it. I got a rotisserie chicken last night from wally world but I had drank so much vodka and beer and I fucked violently through it up so I'm trying to take it easy today and not drink more than say two beers. It was just like last night I couldn't stop hicupping and It made me feel really sick.

    I also got some new pillows and sheets for my bed. But yeah I know how to make badass pork chops but I'm trying to learn something new because.. well.. I'm a cook.. so….




    Nah i never stuck to anything in my life so inever learned an instrument. But i write a fair amount. And if its something in my fucked up vocal range,i sing. Ive actually been looking around for a vocal coach to help rehab my voice, because i used to sound pretty decent and i miss being creative.

    But yeah when §m£ÂgØL and i decided to make a rap song i bought a bunch of music production stuff and keyboards and microphones, so now i keep one ag work so i can learn Ableton and just fuck around and be creative when it gets slow.But real instruments have so much more feel to them than midi. I need to buckle down and learn to play guitar.
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    writing a gay song
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    HANDS OFF MY TORSO
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Emily15: WHO PLAY ROBLOX

    Me: PROBABLY DEFINITELY THE J3WS

    Me: FLAT

    Me: EARTH

    Me: SHILLS
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Youre supposed to take it out of the plastic first
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Trolling youtube relaxation video chat with angry Flat Earth propaganda

    also

    “ Hey im Flynn im 15 lets have a relaxation orgy im a nude purple fox with huge nuts. now ur turn?”
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Cheyes Roshambo will pick your cats teeth clean for 2 grams of pink meth

    WhAT AbouT the Splinters?
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    i just dont want to lose an eye bc she sneezes on me with her k0modo dragon toxic saliva. I love her very much though. She was homeless and she came and chose we when i was sittingon the back porch going through heroin withdrawals one morning.
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol omg 😂 my cat liked to suckle my ear lobe & drool all over me in the process:/ My brother was like ur gross what are u doing?! Lol she liked it



    Originally posted by Corona-chan Being groomed by a cat is an honor.

    I love it when mine chew on my hair and lick my arms

    I want to reincarnate as a cat

    i wouldnt mind so much except her breath is god awful. I never realized cat tooth cleanings were so pricey
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    She likes grooming me for some reason. its cute but gross.

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    do not believe. wren is drunk. ill never get closure to the DAMP TOWEL SAGA.
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    if ur asking can i shake my leg and ass fat back and forth the answer is yes. Every time i go over a speed bump.
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    nothing. i just woke up and im trying to not be fat again
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